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i mean honestly, what would you have lost if you just hit it once.
What if she went crazy on him and used that as an excuse to stalk him for a while?
then you do it again, and this time give an 'accidental' out the box and in the butt. she wont want to even see you for a least a day, depends on how good you jab it.
hah. that's some funny shit.
if you dont want to be that ruthless just keep throwing the shocker, two inthe pink and one in the stink, don't cut your finger nails.
Stalkers aren't that hard to get rid of. Usually what happens with me is that a chick who seems to have it together will be extraordinarily attracted to me when i first meet her. I'll be spitting my game, talking about working with kids, show a little ink, probably getting drunk. then we go to her house, i'll tell her that she's beautiful, kiss her everywhere, but tell her that i don't want a girlfriend then get down in bed, and when i'm drunk i just end up fucking like a champ, it takes me way too long to come. but chicks like that a lot of times. Then when i'm leaving the next day she'll be getting up on me kissing me, and you've gotta deal. Then comes the chase. She'll start calling all the time wanting to hang out, etc. My response is partially intentional, partially just how i am, but i'll end up shitfaced every time we get togehter, i'll not have shaved for a while, or i'll tell her that i've been working third shift. it usually works fairly well. talk about yeast infections too, then it's all done. You cant feel bad about being a dick head or disrespectful to stalkers, usually a stalker becomes such after you've laid out guidlines to the relationship, ie, the lack there of aside from one night. If that's been put in the clear, it's all a matter of respect after that- she's gotta leave you alone. If you know what you're doing she probably got off just as good if not better than you, so you really both made out.
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