Tounge Twisters!

[Diesel]

Everyone post up your favorite tounge twisters or create your own.

My favorite is the classics

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck
if a woodchuck would chuck wood

and

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.
The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter
And made her batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter
Makes batter better.
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter,
Making Betty Botter's bitter batter better.

[Lumpy Oatmeal]

ill go with the classic of

she sells sea shells by the sea shore

[StokedTaco]

Classics never go wrong.
As for now we will stick with... Black Bugs Bleed Black Blood

[rollforever]

ah man tongue twisters kicked my ass in school, mainly because i stutter....so yeah i never dug em too much

[SR Junky]

lol

[WonkaBar]

i could never say "Fudruckers" ten times fast and still can't without saying fuck

[Mouse]

Dude i can't even say "statistics" without getting fucked in the tongue.

[able]

Several years ago I worked at a pizza hut and when I came out of the bathroom I noticed that everyone that was working that night had left the building. The phones were ringing the oven was backing up ,orders needed to be made and there were a bunch of customers in line for the carry out. So I franticly shouted...

"Where Are All Our Employees!"

and I sounded like a seal   



(true/lame story)

[Mouse]

Several years ago I worked at a pizza hut and when I came out of the bathroom I noticed that everyone that was working that night had left the building. The phones were ringing the oven was backing up ,orders needed to be made and there were a bunch of customers in line for the carry out. So I franticly shouted...

"Where Are All Our Employees!"

and I sounded like a seal   



(true/lame story)

Holy try saying that five times fast and then llicking a kitten!

[yeah dude!]

Saying "toy boat" 10 or even 5 times fast is pretty much impossible.

[vicky]

Dude i can't even say "statistics" without getting fucked in the tongue.

me neither. i cant even say the word ASK. it sounds like AXE. or DRAWER. it sounds like DRAAAWWW. regular.

the toy boat one kills me

[BriDen]

Red leather yellow leather. I have never once said it five times fast.

[brent]

Let Lilly Lick Lionel's Lusty Leathers

[#1]

http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/dreeves/Fox-In-Socks.txt

in my public speaking class in high school the teacher wrote out a 50 dollar check for anyone who could make it all the way through without fucking up. i made it to the fleas trees cheese part which was the furthest anyone in the class got.

[FAUSTO]

http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/dreeves/Fox-In-Socks.txt

in my public speaking class in high school the teacher wrote out a 50 dollar check for anyone who could make it all the way through without fucking up. i made it to the fleas trees cheese part which was the furthest anyone in the class got.

dang that one is so hard and its soo long.

[BriDen]

dang that one is so hard and its soo long.

Maybe you're thinking of a different type of tounge twister...

[lenny]

erre con erre cigarro,
erre con erre barril,
rapido corren los carros,
con azucar ferro carril.

it's meant to help people practice rolling their R's.

[skaterdavid]

Saying "toy boat" 10 or even 5 times fast is pretty much impossible.

damn thats hard to do

[toy machine]

ill go with the classic of

she sells sea shells down by the sea shore

[dave v-house]

http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/dreeves/Fox-In-Socks.txt

in my public speaking class in high school the teacher wrote out a 50 dollar check for anyone who could make it all the way through without fucking up. i made it to the fleas trees cheese part which was the furthest anyone in the class got.

The sewing sox part got me.

[oklahomie]

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http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/dreeves/Fox-In-Socks.txt

in my public speaking class in high school the teacher wrote out a 50 dollar check for anyone who could make it all the way through without fucking up. i made it to the fleas trees cheese part which was the furthest anyone in the class got.

[close]

The sewing sox part got me.

the beetle part killed me.

[Tuna]

The Arsonist Has Oddly Shaped feet.



The Human torch was denied a bank loan.

[biggums mcgee]

specifc, pacific


some of these are real good speech exercises, I've got to brush up

how about the always-so-embarassing 'hold your tounge and tell me you were born on a pirate ship!'

[lenny]

Unique new york.

[lenny]

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/8136/tonguetwisters.html

wow.

[lenny]

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

[SR Junky]

specifc, pacific


some of these are real good speech exercises, I've got to brush up

how about the always-so-embarassing 'hold your tounge and tell me you were born on a pirate ship!'

followed by "my mother was an apple"