Jeff loves to shit, loves to piss. Anywhere, and possibly everywhere. Jeff got suspended in Grade 9 for pissing in the hallway at school, should have known Jeff would never get away with it. Jeff pissed on the stairs at the skatepark, when he (Jeff) was drunk, and proceeded to roll the fuck out of his (Jeff) ankle. Karma police. This talented little kid there nollie flipped over the puddle (Jeff piss) left at the bottom of the stairs, hype.
Jeff got dumped on a date once, because Jeff thought Jeff would get away with pissing under the table, by the booth. She (Jeff,s date) was offended pretty damn bad, oh well. Her loss. Jeff has successfully pissed in many restaurant booths, and on/around public buildings, in his (Jeff) pissing adventures. Jeff once shat on the loading dock behind a supermarket. Pissed in the crowd at a Senators game, in the parking lot of a Senators game, and will hopefully shit on something at the arena one day.
Favorite place to piss? The fountain at the public park. Jeff once failed and got caught shitting behind a tree at said public park. A little embarrassing.