I DEDICATE MY 6,283rd POST TO ROBIN'S PINK ASSHOLE AND AC SLATER

[grinch77]

This method works good for me cause I can roll a blunt right on the tank... talk about convenient!

Hell ya multitasking FTW

[89-90pistons]

Brawler is always on some new shit. No puns.

[MexicanSpaniard]

I was going to drink my coffee normally this morning but now I may chug it while smoking and try this out. If this is just a ploy to get my cock dipped in cold water and poo-poo all over the front rim I'll be pissed.

[Guile]

oh for fuck sakes, i cant believe i chose to watch lost over coming on the slap boards last night....

[gaiparee]

i just ac slatered number 1 and was laughing the entire time. i dont think ill do it again any time soon.

[brooklyn brawler]

I'm going to draw a picture of you and your big honkers up against the handle.

[Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea]

i just ac slatered number 1 and was laughing the entire time. i dont think ill do it again any time soon.

would you please be so kind as to let us know why??

[gaiparee]

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i just ac slatered number 1 and was laughing the entire time. i dont think ill do it again any time soon.

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would you please be so kind as to let us know why??

why not. i pee the same way every day, i thought i would introduce some variety into my day

[grimcity]

BB & jesus... I need to write a script that just logs in here and gnars both of you every day.

One thing though, since different people call things by different names sometimes, I think we should refer to it as a "switch shit," or at least "shitting mongo."

[spungo]

Would it be OK to set up food on the back tank and eat dinner while performing said AC Slater?  Shitting and eating are 2 of my fave activities and any idea to combine them efficiently is a good idea to me.

[grimcity]

Would it be OK to set up food on the back tank and eat dinner while performing said AC Slater?  Shitting and eating are 2 of my fave activities and any idea to combine them efficiently is a good idea to me.

Did you ever see the R. Crumb documentary? I only bring it up because that makes me think about Robert's brother, who would swallow pretty lengthy pieces of rope, where he thought the rope absorbed poisons, and he might go for a few days with the thing hanging out of his ass until his intestines eventually let it go.

/sorry, hungover, which isn't something I'm really used to anymore

[jesus0nvi4gra]

BB & jesus... I need to write a script that just logs in here and gnars both of you every day.

One thing though, since different people call things by different names sometimes, I think we should refer to it as a "switch shit," or at least "shitting mongo."

I'm down with "switch shit", but don't you think "shitting mongo" does the deed a disservice?

[Raw!!!]

I did this at work today. Life changing to say the least.

[PAWL]

debating attempting this

[Sleazy]

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BB & jesus... I need to write a script that just logs in here and gnars both of you every day.

One thing though, since different people call things by different names sometimes, I think we should refer to it as a "switch shit," or at least "shitting mongo."

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I'm down with "switch shit", but don't you think "shitting mongo" does the deed a disservice?

i've been using "slater", rolls off the tounge nicely and is funny as fuck

[sweets]

This just proved to me that I will never grow up. Jokes about bodily functions just aren't getting less hilarious.

[Mackattack]

i think ill give it a shot

*edit*- FAIL, my legs are too long or my toilet is too close to the wall.

i would try it at work but my old coworkers take the gnarliest shits there.

[Doctor Handsome]

Quick question to anyone who has tried this, is there a risk of splash back? Or dick touching toilet?

[Warren]

debating attempting this

[baxter]

Quick question to anyone who has tried this, is there a risk of splash back? Or dick touching toilet?

No there is not, when you take a shit the shit goes on the top part of the toilet where it is very shallow so there is no splash. Now when taking just a piss I have never got my dick in the water, and I never get the piss spraying back at me cause all the piss hits the back wall with a low speed so it makes a waterfall effect and goes into the water.

[Destroy AND/OR Destroy]

Jeff has been pulling the AC Slater, before Jeff knew it was called the AC Slater. Jeff would get drunk and rest his (Jeff) head on the tank, because Jeff gets the spins if he (Jeff) catches wind of his own shit scent drunk. Jeff used to just call it the Senator Shit (After his (Jeff) favorite team, the Ottawa Senators). Jeff has masturbated in that position, Jeff just guides his (Jeff) dick into the toilet, upon dick submission to cummage. Jeff has also rolled many cigarillos, cleaned his (Jeff) bearings, and taken shots from the Senator Shit position. Jeff can relate to this thread. Sweet thread, Brooklyn, says Jeff.

[Destroy AND/OR Destroy]

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debating attempting this

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Jeff says go for it, it might look like you (Warren, PAWL) are in a female position, riding a throbbing, hard penis to ecstasy, but instead it becomes a position of raw power (Iggy Pop).

[Bipsmound]

Are you Jeff "Fejj" Hedges?

[ahlee]

we were just discussing this yesterday! i had no idea it was called an ac slater though

how about the upper decker

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

I have nothing to contribute to the awesomeness of this thread.

Except I think it's amazing.

[Destroy AND/OR Destroy]

Are you Jeff Fejj Hedges?

Are you (Bipsmound) Daniel Alfredsson? Jeff would go queer, if you (Bipsmound) were?

[sweets]

I guess I'm a traditionalist in some ways.

[Zurg]

we were just discussing this yesterday! i had no idea it was called an ac slater though

how about the upper decker

I think the upper decker is where you shit in the tank so it flushes shit into the toilet

edit: i misread that post

[Steve Zissou]

this is amazing you can post on slap like this.