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Re: A gentleman's discussion about porn stars in real life.
« Reply #30 on: March 04, 2008, 06:34:58 PM »
i live down the street from the high school that sasha grey went to... rad!

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« Reply #31 on: March 04, 2008, 06:51:27 PM »
i live down the street from the high school that sasha grey went to... rad!


Find her locker and lick the handle.

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Re: A gentleman's discussion about porn stars in real life.
« Reply #32 on: March 04, 2008, 07:30:04 PM »
http://antipornographyactivist.blogspot.com/

here their blog, interesting to read but mostly bullshit....

i just watched part 3 and it left me more annoyed that ever...  here is a list of things:

1)tyra banks suddenly became a psychic, she can read sasha mind and "tell that she is 2nd guessing the answers she gave me (tyra)"

2)how the fuck did a fat cow like the ex-stripper ever get a job in that line of work?

3)was the show supposed to be a meaningful discussion about life choices made, or simply to bash sasha and the adult film industry

4)the whole play on emotions with the tears and shit? come on...

5)"i havent lived your life its easy for me to say no but..... etc etc"....  thats true tyra, as since you ahvent lived her life who are you to tell her about the choices she should make

on a side note, the link for the sasha grey clips.... superb....
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Re: A gentleman's discussion about porn stars in real life.
« Reply #33 on: March 04, 2008, 09:00:25 PM »
I repeat! Fuck tyra banks.

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« Reply #34 on: March 04, 2008, 09:24:36 PM »
i love this thread, i also love porn

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Re: A gentleman's discussion about porn stars in real life.
« Reply #35 on: March 04, 2008, 09:31:25 PM »
some girl i went to high school with started her own porn website.  She was fat and gross, yet still made good money off it.  I think she had daddy issues, dont they all?
Sorry, sometimes I get overly defensive on that point.

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Re: A gentleman's discussion about porn stars in real life.
« Reply #36 on: March 04, 2008, 09:35:09 PM »
if someone is willing to take there clothes off for money regardless of how ugly they are, im sure theres someone out there willing to jerk off to it and pay to do it.

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« Reply #37 on: March 04, 2008, 10:50:23 PM »
I went to a catholic school growing up, and one day the Religion teacher started throwing a tantrum about how much he thinks porn is the devil. I was so mad that this guy that the time to talk about his own personal views and we couldn't say anything back,

After school, when I was on the bus, I saw him parked in his car, so I took out my sandwich and threw it at him.

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Re: A gentleman's discussion about porn stars in real life.
« Reply #38 on: March 04, 2008, 10:53:51 PM »
i have the little kid in baxters avatar in my head, hes wearing an ultraman backpack.

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« Reply #39 on: March 04, 2008, 11:05:09 PM »
Using the word "Ultra" makes me think of Saturday night and my dink.

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Re: A gentleman's discussion about porn stars in real life.
« Reply #40 on: March 05, 2008, 12:07:27 AM »
my favorite porn star became a christian  :'(
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« Reply #41 on: March 05, 2008, 06:55:22 AM »
This was a good read. And yeah that Tya Banks is a real bitch.

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Re: A gentleman's discussion about porn stars in real life.
« Reply #42 on: March 05, 2008, 08:08:38 AM »
my favorite porn star became a christian  :'(

gotta love those born again types

can take dicks from every angle, then have no problem becoming a "born again virgin"

its such a load of crap

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« Reply #43 on: March 05, 2008, 09:37:46 AM »
Some pr0nstars suffer from what is referred to as a "patulous anus." This means that the muscles in the sphincter are so weak, that they can no longer hold it.


This is what they're telling Sasha about the diaper and all. Amee Donovan suffered the same ass thing in a scene, and now her ass is broken, so no more porn for me.


Let's move onto our next subject: Belladonna.






On Primetime Live, they cover a story on just how innocent she is  and how she's the victim.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=OBtLst3espU

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UriHw41mIAY&feature=related



We all know what to say if you've seen Belladonna perform. She's probably the most vile of all pornstars that have ever made a full living.

She is the anti-christ of all Sasha Grey hopefuls. She is the Ryan Sheckler of the porn industry. The crying Xgames Bob. The Skateboard Mag photographer that left to the midwest.



When your anus can hold poo no longer, I will not feel sorry for you, Michelle.


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Re: A gentleman's discussion about porn stars in real life.
« Reply #44 on: March 05, 2008, 09:48:21 AM »
I once saw Bella stick a baseball bat in some girls anus.
What's wrong with never being constipated?

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« Reply #45 on: March 05, 2008, 10:16:08 AM »
gnarly shit.
keep this topic alive
Bb, you are the man!

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Re: A gentleman's discussion about porn stars in real life.
« Reply #46 on: March 05, 2008, 10:27:40 AM »
Damn dude i was looking at sasha's archive and she is so gnarly with throat fucking. :o

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« Reply #47 on: March 05, 2008, 05:41:12 PM »
somewhere on xnxx theres a fine video of belladonna and jenna haze tongue fucking each others asses...   were it on youtube, itd be listed amongst my 'favourites'

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Re: A gentleman's discussion about porn stars in real life.
« Reply #48 on: March 05, 2008, 08:53:07 PM »
i watch the ass licking one on xnxx... heres the continuation of it with double fisting....

http://www.redtube.com/1281

i was not sure whether to be amazed or aroused.....
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Re: A gentleman's discussion about porn stars in real life.
« Reply #50 on: March 05, 2008, 09:37:13 PM »
What I really don't understand is how people can do this, and still have dignity.


http://www.redtube.com/8399


Anal cumshot spit sharing is one thing, but this? Come on...

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Re: A gentleman's discussion about porn stars in real life.
« Reply #51 on: March 06, 2008, 08:15:06 AM »
hahahahaha dude

Scary to think theres probably a fetish for everything.

Carebear fetish, ET fetish, Catfish fetish....and I'm just making these up i swear


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« Reply #52 on: March 06, 2008, 08:19:05 AM »
What I really don't understand is how people can do this, and still have dignity.


http://www.redtube.com/8399


Anal cumshot spit sharing is one thing, but this? Come on...

im not going to look.  it doesnt involve pterodactyls i hope...

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« Reply #53 on: March 06, 2008, 08:20:30 AM »
Just do it.

Nike.

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Re: A gentleman's discussion about porn stars in real life.
« Reply #54 on: March 06, 2008, 08:29:57 AM »
it's not gross, just weird

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« Reply #55 on: March 06, 2008, 08:52:32 AM »
Anal cumshot spit sharing is one thing, but this? Come on...

one thing? that's like the ender ender

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Re: A gentleman's discussion about porn stars in real life.
« Reply #56 on: March 06, 2008, 09:02:50 AM »
me and an old girlfriend of mine were in a bar talking about porn a few years back when some random dude walks up and starts talking about what you gotta do to make it into porn.  i don't know if any of this is true so don't hold me to it.
 
the first thing is getting tested for STD's and shit.  sounds easy enough but you'd be amazed how many people get turned down because they have some STD they didn't know they had. 
the second thing is you can't be shy so the test is, you gotta jerk off while some guy films you.  no mags, no visuals, you gotta sit there in front of another man and beat off til you cum.  that step is the hardest one according to the guy.  he said a lot of dudes show up thinking they can do and end up sitting there with a case of limp dick.  i've never beat off in front of another man so i don't know how hard it would actually be?, but with no naked chicks around and one dude standing there filming me, its not gonna be easy.
then comes the easy part, you take a bunch of photos and they get passed around in the industry.  if whoever likes what they see, you get your first gig and if you do well, you get more gigs and there you go, you're in porn!

again, i don't know if any of this is really 100% true but he said he worked as both a camera man and an actor.  the guy seemed to know his shit and he wasn't some young guy either, he was at least in his mid 30's if not older.     
 

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« Reply #57 on: March 06, 2008, 09:09:14 AM »
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one thing? that's like the ender ender


Then painted blue smurf orgies are the credits.

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Re: A gentleman's discussion about porn stars in real life.
« Reply #58 on: March 06, 2008, 09:12:22 AM »
me and an old girlfriend of mine were in a bar talking about porn a few years back when some random dude walks up and starts talking about what you gotta do to make it into porn.  i don't know if any of this is true so don't hold me to it.
 
the first thing is getting tested for STD's and shit.  sounds easy enough but you'd be amazed how many people get turned down because they have some STD they didn't know they had. 
the second thing is you can't be shy so the test is, you gotta jerk off while some guy films you.  no mags, no visuals, you gotta sit there in front of another man and beat off til you cum.  that step is the hardest one according to the guy.  he said a lot of dudes show up thinking they can do and end up sitting there with a case of limp dick.  i've never beat off in front of another man so i don't know how hard it would actually be?, but with no naked chicks around and one dude standing there filming me, its not gonna be easy.
then comes the easy part, you take a bunch of photos and they get passed around in the industry.  if whoever likes what they see, you get your first gig and if you do well, you get more gigs and there you go, you're in porn!

again, i don't know if any of this is really 100% true but he said he worked as both a camera man and an actor.  the guy seemed to know his shit and he wasn't some young guy either, he was at least in his mid 30's if not older.     
 


The only thing gayer than beating off in front of a man, is being the man filming it. Your camera man friend is a great man.


It's true though. They don't want some dude who has to take forever to get a woodrow. They want someone to can get a boner up fast, quick, and cumshot on demand. The dude's job is harder than most expect.

I'm not sure how Pancho just got in the way he described it. He must have better control of the Ultra Dink than most. Although, I did see it, so I couldn't tell if it was errect or just you know... there.

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Re: A gentleman's discussion about porn stars in real life.
« Reply #59 on: March 06, 2008, 09:18:23 AM »
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Anal cumshot spit sharing is one thing, but this? Come on...
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one thing? that's like the ender ender
[close]


Then painted blue smurf orgies are the credits.

more like after credits bonus footy of less gnarly acts...rediculous, but not as gnar.