The Kook/Gnar Confessional

[ahlee]

How about it

Explain your kooks and gnars, Vov easilly scores a slapoint with this one.

Oh baby eat that tight little pussy

[sweets]

If you make me laugh or you make a solid post, you get a gnar. If you're seeking attention by being an asshole or come off as a conceited, self-absorbed douche, you get a kook. I don't really use them that often.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Anytime I used to post generic approval or agreement I now gnar. Anybody who says something stupid or just in general rubs me the wrong way gets kooked, even if they don't say dumb shit.

[beeda weeda]

gnars if you make me laugh, being brutally honest, or make a valid point
kooks- being a douchebag, internet tough guys, name dropping or lovepark1

I don't do either enough, my browser is so damn slow at work, it takes forever to re-load the page.

[ahlee]

ooof, gnar.

So I was shaving my cock-and-balls the other day with my electric clippers and I said, "what the fuck, why not shave the ass-crack while I'm at it?".

Stoked:
Wiping is incredibly easy. Two wipes maximum and you're clean.

Not Stoked:
My farts are completly different now. They make a really loud slapping sound. The ass-hair was what allowed me to release an SBD. Now, If I'm even slightly sweaty, the cheeks create a seal and trap the fart in between the buttcheeks.
Ass-hair is also what keeps your butt-cheeks from irritating each other when riding a motorcycle. Monkey-butt abounds.

[SR Junky]

gnars if you make me laugh, being brutally honest, or make a valid point
kooks- being a douchebag, internet tough guys, name dropping or lovepark1

I don't do either enough, my browser is so damn slow at work, it takes forever to re-load the page.

[max power]

i only kook when people are complete douches or make posts about getting "kook'd" or "gnar'd".

[Steve Zissou]

i kook everybody because i think you guys suck

[ahlee]

good one

[able]

i kook everybody because i think you guys suck

gnar'd

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

I mostly gnar people that are in the negatives who i think are good posters. i.e. purple, ATM, gest. I don't kook/gnar that much though cause my computer is slow as shit when it resets the whole page. Unless it's lovepark1 then it's worth the reset.

[bbk]

I kook ATM everyday, don't really know why...

[heckler]

I kook ATM everyday, don't really know why...

Remember when you pretty much won me a city deck?

[marty.]

Remember when you made fun of that kid cause his brother od'd?
Stuff like that is why people kook you.

But yeah, I usually don't mess around with the rep stuff cause I always forget I have the ability.
Some people are too rad not to give a virtual highfive to though.

[heckler]

Remember when you made fun of that kid cause his brother od'd?
Stuff like that is why people kook you.

You're sticking up for reid?

[Beautifull]

I almost had the ability to kook or gnar someone.  Then they deleted 100 of my posts. 

[marty.]

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Remember when you made fun of that kid cause his brother od'd?
Stuff like that is why people kook you.

[close]

You're sticking up for reid?

You're defending the fact that you made fun of somebody's dead sibling?

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

I've noticed a rep momentum. If someone gets kook'd/gnarred like 3 times in one day their rep plummets/skyrockets like 5 points the next day until it finally goes down/up 30 in a week and then stops.

[yeah dude!]

I only kook people who have a unicorn and rainbow in their avatar.

[Beautifull]

I only kook people who have a unicorn and rainbow in their avatar.

I wish I could kook you......

[boyan]

If you make me laugh or you make a solid post, you get a gnar. If you're seeking attention by being an asshole or come off as a conceited, self-absorbed douche, you get a kook. I don't really use them that often.

Totally

[heckler]

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Remember when you made fun of that kid cause his brother od'd?
Stuff like that is why people kook you.

[close]

You're sticking up for reid?

[close]

You're defending the fact that you made fun of somebody's dead sibling?

No, that was lame. It was one of those things that sounded better in my head.

[ProjectPatrick]

I kook ATM everyday, don't really know why...

Maybe it's because he's watched every skate video ever and acts like he's into all these 90's skaters and shit but then when you look at his footage it seems he's only been skating for 2 years.

[UncleBobo]

ive been on this site since 06 and still dont know how to kook/gnar someone

you need to be slap pal?

[sweets]

I almost had the ability to kook or gnar someone.  Then they deleted 100 of my posts. 

[Raw!!!]

I kook ATM everyday, don't really know why...

I used to, but I havent in a little while.

[colin]

I almost had the ability to kook or gnar someone.  Then they deleted 100 of my posts. 

I don't know if they took away any of my posts, but I think my average post/day went down. I was kinda psyched b/c I want to reach 1000 posts w/out ever breaking 1/day, nah'mean? It's good to have goals...

[mikefork]

bbk will get gnars for a long time because of this

hey felles, I think I get it know.... his name's Trapasso, and he totally made it into Trapass-a-homo.... that's just awesome!

Btw, I'm sure everyone one on darkstar has phd's and masters in science and shit... I mean for fuck sake, Trapasso said darkstar wasn't one of "the good brands", and Dave Ass-ley(still hilarious, I'm awesome) calls him a homo and says that he's uneducated? It's sooooo fuckin stupid!

Yeah, I know I'm late on this, but fuck it....


Oh, and My name is Joel Westholm, I'm 19 years old and I live in Gothenburg, Sweden
my address is
sjömärkesv.9
423 39 Torslanda
Gothenburg

and this is how I look, sorry for the bad pic, I don't have anything better


And you don't get to tell me when to skate, I'll skate whenever the fuck I'll feel like... SUck my tiny cock Dave Ass-ley

edit again: haha, I look like I have downs syndrome in that pic... sorry for the meaningless rant, I'm off to bed, it's 5 in the mornin here...

[Hobo.Joe]

i was about 940 posts away from being able to kook and gnar everyone with my last account. but since i cant log in there and had to add a period between the hobo and joe, i have a much longer way to go. darn.

[bbk]

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I kook ATM everyday, don't really know why...

[close]

Remember when you pretty much won me a city deck?

Yeah, that was awesome of me, you should buy me one to even the score.. naah but It's just something I do It's kind of my thing now... "oh, gotta kook ATM before i leave..." It's pretty much the only time I use gnar/kooks...

Yeah Mike, that wasreally awesome of me! I know I said I was goin to bed, but I'm fuckin pissed about my sprained ankle so I don't really feel like it, I'd rather hang out with the pals for awhile...