Author Topic: myspace bulletins (Read 5304 times)

bill hates · « **Reply #60 on:** March 18, 2008, 10:58:24 PM »

naw im a senior at dbhs
thats insane weve probably skated together then

baxter · « **Reply #61 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:06:41 PM »

Quote from: scootboard on March 17, 2008, 11:46:23 PM

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=146708459

bout to get my hump on

SR Junky · « **Reply #62 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:14:38 PM »

Quote from: baxter on March 18, 2008, 11:06:41 PM

Quote from: scootboard on March 17, 2008, 11:46:23 PM
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=146708459
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bout to get my hump on

her quote thing next to her picture says "sometimes when I say 'I'm fine' I want someone to look me in the eyes and say 'tell the truth'".
I thought she meant fine as in attractive at first and that would be hilarious. but she's just another dumb emotional internet girl.

Foray · « **Reply #63 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:25:41 PM »

Quote from: SR Junky on March 18, 2008, 11:14:38 PM

Quote from: baxter on March 18, 2008, 11:06:41 PM
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Quote from: scootboard on March 17, 2008, 11:46:23 PM
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=146708459
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bout to get my hump on
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her quote thing next to her picture says "sometimes when I say 'I'm fine' I want someone to look me in the eyes and say 'tell the truth'".
I thought she meant fine as in attractive at first and that would be hilarious. but she's just another dumb emotional internet girl.

bill hates · « **Reply #64 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:34:09 PM »

Quote from: Foray on March 18, 2008, 11:25:41 PM

Quote from: SR Junky on March 18, 2008, 11:14:38 PM
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Quote from: baxter on March 18, 2008, 11:06:41 PM
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Quote from: scootboard on March 17, 2008, 11:46:23 PM
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=146708459
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bout to get my hump on
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her quote thing next to her picture says "sometimes when I say 'I'm fine' I want someone to look me in the eyes and say 'tell the truth'".
I thought she meant fine as in attractive at first and that would be hilarious. but she's just another dumb emotional internet girl.
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im fine i swear, just add me

baxter · « **Reply #65 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:36:19 PM »

Im sexy

Im going to eat you arggggg

toque · « **Reply #66 on:** March 19, 2008, 12:31:55 PM »

pretty weird thread scootboard......you posted a lot of them too with no commentary or anythying just bulletins back to back...I want to know how you feel about the bulletins

StokedTaco · « **Reply #67 on:** March 19, 2008, 07:21:52 PM »

Date:      Mar 19, 2008 9:23 PM
Subject:    OMG OMG OMG I THINK IM GONNA DIE!!
Body:    OMG I HAVE A HUGE FAVORE TO ASK OF YOU!!! PICK YOUR FAVORITE NEW PIC OF ME FOR A MY PIC. i CAN'T DESIDE. SO HELP ME OUT!! THE ONE WITH THE MOST VOTES WINS! SO START VOTING....NOW!!!!

bizarro gub · « **Reply #68 on:** March 19, 2008, 07:30:08 PM »

dear scootboard,

do you skate martin luther king park? if you do would you like to meet up on saturday, some chicken some sex, we can see where the day takes us.

bill hates · « **Reply #69 on:** March 19, 2008, 11:11:53 PM »

what city is that in

im usually just skating db park or chino haha

bill hates · « **Reply #70 on:** March 19, 2008, 11:20:20 PM »

Quote from: forks/knives save lives on March 19, 2008, 12:31:55 PM

pretty weird thread scootboard......you posted a lot of them too with no commentary or anythying just bulletins back to back...I want to know how you feel about the bulletins

commentary, commentary.... okay lets see.

Subject: Fir޲st tim޲e.
Body: i got޲ dow޲n in som޲e ice޲ hoc޲key޲ tod޲ay shi޲t was޲ pre޲tty޲ tig޲ht i can޲ see޲ my sel޲f goi޲ng bac޲k

i think that ice hockey sucks dick. i think that this bulletin is exciting. i think i will remember this bulletin tomorrow and smile, knowing that this person will one day ice skate again. i think that i want to stop skating and start ice hockey-ing. i must say that judging from the title, i expected this bulletin to involve some kind of anal man sex. id be lying if i said i wasnt bummed it had no gay anal sex substance in it, rather. ice hockey. i want to defect from cailfornia. im canadian now. eh.

somekid · « **Reply #71 on:** March 20, 2008, 12:10:27 AM »

Quote from: scootboard on March 16, 2008, 11:34:49 PM

Subject: thanks for everything!
Body: thanks for the phone calls
thanks for inviting me to your parties
thanks for including me in all your adventures
thanks for bringing me on the mountains to snowboard
thanks for taking me to paintball
thanks for being there for me when i needed you guys the most

really though...

FUCK YOU GUYS
fuck you guys for never calling me
fuck you guys for never inviting me to shit
fuck you guys for never being there

FUCK YOU GUYS FOR NOT BEING THERE WHEN I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR 3 FUCKING DAYS
i wanted to wake up to see all of you surrounding my bed
but no one was there

have you any idea how much that hurt
you were all my best friends, people i knew for years but you left me behind like a bad habit

i thought you motherfuckers were my friends
if i knew you were going to desert me i wouldn't have wasted my time on you faggots

fuck yourselves, i don't need you guys anymore

so were both those from the same person?

bill hates · « **Reply #72 on:** March 20, 2008, 07:17:31 AM »

Quote from: somekid on March 20, 2008, 12:10:27 AM

Quote from: scootboard on March 16, 2008, 11:34:49 PM
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Subject: thanks for everything!
Body: thanks for the phone calls
thanks for inviting me to your parties
thanks for including me in all your adventures
thanks for bringing me on the mountains to snowboard
thanks for taking me to paintball
thanks for being there for me when i needed you guys the most

really though...

FUCK YOU GUYS
fuck you guys for never calling me
fuck you guys for never inviting me to shit
fuck you guys for never being there

FUCK YOU GUYS FOR NOT BEING THERE WHEN I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR 3 FUCKING DAYS
i wanted to wake up to see all of you surrounding my bed
but no one was there

have you any idea how much that hurt
you were all my best friends, people i knew for years but you left me behind like a bad habit

i thought you motherfuckers were my friends
if i knew you were going to desert me i wouldn't have wasted my time on you faggots

fuck yourselves, i don't need you guys anymore

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so were both those from the same person?

haha it was all the same bulletin
this dude was in my math class and was super peaceful and nice to everyone but his bulletins are full of this angry shit hahaha

bizarro gub · « **Reply #73 on:** March 20, 2008, 12:57:25 PM »

Quote from: scootboard on March 19, 2008, 11:11:53 PM

what city is that in

im usually just skating db park or chino haha

its down the street from garey high, if you need directions pm me.

bill hates · « **Reply #74 on:** March 20, 2008, 03:46:42 PM »

Quote from: bizarro gub on March 20, 2008, 12:57:25 PM

Quote from: scootboard on March 19, 2008, 11:11:53 PM
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what city is that in

im usually just skating db park or chino haha
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its down the street from garey high, if you need directions pm me.

roll down to db park tomorrow were gonna be filming a park montage basically all day

bill hates · « **Reply #75 on:** March 21, 2008, 01:54:33 PM »

Subject: im so fucking bored and i hope....
Body: my friends dont flake... because i wanna party tonite, but somethings tellin me that they're not coming

tony hawk · « **Reply #76 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:10:11 PM »

Quote from: lovepark1 on March 19, 2008, 07:21:52 PM

Date:      Mar 19, 2008 9:23 PM
Subject:    OMG OMG OMG I THINK IM GONNA DIE!!
Body:    OMG I HAVE A HUGE FAVORE TO ASK OF YOU!!! PICK YOUR FAVORITE NEW PIC OF ME FOR A MY PIC. i CAN'T DESIDE. SO HELP ME OUT!! THE ONE WITH THE MOST VOTES WINS! SO START VOTING....NOW!!!!

sounds like a friend youd have.

bill hates · « **Reply #77 on:** April 08, 2008, 12:13:45 PM »

Subject: guess my
Body: song.

(who sings is)

and ill pay you money.

dependeing on who you are

bizarro gub · « **Reply #78 on:** April 08, 2008, 03:29:42 PM »

link me, im in your area and i need money.

baxty · « **Reply #79 on:** May 18, 2008, 01:11:14 AM »

Fuckface over here has posted 1.5 billion bulletins about "weenie roast"

Hope this is the last one.

faceneck · « **Reply #80 on:** May 18, 2008, 07:03:30 AM »

These are some old ones, but still make me laugh.

Lumpy Oatmeal · « **Reply #81 on:** May 18, 2008, 08:19:03 AM »

Subject: FUCK YOU!

Body: Dear ass! u know who u are.

fuckin up peoples lives making them sad and depressed! well i hope u die and if my nigga goes so will you!
P.S.

im tired of all the bull-shit u put him through and now its your turn! watch your fuckin back and sleep with the lights on! O and remember we were never down and never will be!!!!!

themoustache · « **Reply #82 on:** May 18, 2008, 01:39:28 PM »

From:      little joe peep

Is Online

Date:    May 17, 2008 5:47 PM
Subject:    fuck my ass
Body:    plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

dude

jesus0nvi4gra · « **Reply #83 on:** May 18, 2008, 02:24:16 PM »

Like I wanna see that shit.

bill hates · « **Reply #84 on:** May 18, 2008, 03:18:42 PM »

a prime example of why she is an EX
you wouldnt believe the bullshit that falls out of her mouth

baxty · « **Reply #85 on:** May 18, 2008, 05:34:31 PM »

fucking skank^

ProjectPatrick · « **Reply #86 on:** May 18, 2008, 05:43:00 PM »

Quote from: scootboard on May 18, 2008, 03:18:42 PM

a prime example of why she is an EX
you wouldnt believe the bullshit that falls out of her mouth

Only a homosexual would care about a girl's personality.

Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace · « **Reply #87 on:** May 18, 2008, 07:39:04 PM »

Quote from: Publius Fannius Synistor on May 18, 2008, 05:43:00 PM

Quote from: scootboard on May 18, 2008, 03:18:42 PM
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a prime example of why she is an EX
you wouldnt believe the bullshit that falls out of her mouth
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Only a homosexual would care about a girl's personality.

I was hoping she would say

"and I grant scootboard exclusive rights to have necrophilia with my body as many times as he wants"

Perfection · « **Reply #88 on:** May 18, 2008, 07:54:02 PM »

scootboard,

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that she dumped you. Please provide details as to what reason she gave for the break up.

Sincerely,

Perfect Cock

bill hates · « **Reply #89 on:** May 18, 2008, 10:30:55 PM »

did you not just read what the bulletin said? i broke that bitch off REAL quick
i may be a dumb fuck but know better than to stick around a christian freak after i find out i aint gettin past clothed titties

sincerely,
slightly curved penis

Author Topic: myspace bulletins (Read 5304 times)

bill hates

baxter

SR Junky

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baxter

bill hates

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tony hawk

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baxty

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baxty

ProjectPatrick

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