things that made you laugh today

[ChrisLambe94]

This old man , 65 ish riding n electric razor scooter in a snowstorm ,taking a major lane , traffic backed up , it was magical. I was stoked to see someone really not care what others thought.

[Bagelskate]

This old man , 65 ish riding n electric razor scooter in a snowstorm ,taking a major lane , traffic backed up , it was magical. I was stoked to see someone really not care what others thought.

Got one of those guys where I live but he wears a captains hat and flies a pirate flag so people see him on rt. 50. I’ll snap a pic next time. he gives no fucks

[vancanman]

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This old man , 65 ish riding n electric razor scooter in a snowstorm ,taking a major lane , traffic backed up , it was magical. I was stoked to see someone really not care what others thought.

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Got one of those guys where I live but he wears a captains hat and flies a pirate flag so people see him on rt. 50. I’ll snap a pic next time. he gives no fucks

I saw a guy peddling a covered rickshaw through a one lane tunnel that’s an 80km zone. The Massey tunnel counterflow lane in rush hour for the Vancouver pals.

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

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This old man , 65 ish riding n electric razor scooter in a snowstorm ,taking a major lane , traffic backed up , it was magical. I was stoked to see someone really not care what others thought.

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Got one of those guys where I live but he wears a captains hat and flies a pirate flag so people see him on rt. 50. I’ll snap a pic next time. he gives no fucks

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I saw a guy peddling a covered rickshaw through a one lane tunnel that’s an 80km zone. The Massey tunnel counterflow lane in rush hour for the Vancouver pals.

Does that older chick on Roller Blades still skate through intersections directing traffic? Seen her a few times back in 03-04 when I used to come up from Seattle. I think it was around Davie street area.

[ungzilla]

okay bubbles

[JB]

https://twitter.com/ramonvillalobos/status/1078272245921808386?s=21

[EXTRA SPICY]

Under the help tab on SLAP you can find this.

[childhood]

lol. spicy


Can't believe this is a real article (on TheFederalist, but still), and not an Onion parody.
http://thefederalist.com/2019/01/10/worst-racism-children-experienced-came-black-peers/

That paragraph about being a STAUNCH believer in the teachings of MLK had me cracking up especially.

[Bagelskate]

I’m line for a ride and I see, monster/fox hat front bill turned up, Fox hoodie, Bobby hill style short pants, fallen shoes. Pacsun complete outfit from 2005

[SpankerChief]

Was out skating with my man and a few homies, biggest session of which I seen at that park.

So as we're just chilling smoking and drinking some water. Rednecks and some scooter kids.


No big deal but we are just shooting the shit, saw some jit on a pit bike we told him to do some burnouts as we're taking a break.  Well rednecks have joined us trying to get in the circle of smoke. We're like ain't gonna happen. Dude starts running his mouth with a plethora of racist sayings.


Someone in our circle told him to shut the fuck up NOW!!!!! I bet you won't go say that to him? Basically berating and calling everything but not putting his hands on him. I'm jealous of how calm he was,  Not that I want him to but it was hilarious watching the rednecks nuts shrink up inside. 

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

[ungzilla]

polyparapalegic

[Allen.]

Guy in the comments 'is it true he walked away from this?'

[givecigstosurfgroms]

Sick he went for the flip after the bounce.  He would have got fucked way worse if he didnt do that.

[JB]

a mans gotta eat

[friendly dave]

[feedmeseymour]

Bawtawd signing up for his 78th account.

[Silky Johnson]

[straight]

dude just pulled up with some new biebel teeth wtf you can’t just have new teeth all of sudden and act like nothins new dog

[feedmeseymour]

Another tweet from her that’s funny

I JUST NEED SOME DICK I JUST NEED SOME LOoOVE

[MintySandwhich]

What was once a respected skate company supplying quality clothing to the likes of Dan Plunkett and Kenny Anderson, Elwood is now a streetwear fashion brand. haha



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https://www.elwoodclothing.com/

[weedpop]

https://www.ajc.com/news/breaking-cumming-man-threatened-attack-white-house-authorities-say/REYZfPSsBFUeiJTIPkYaWN/amp.html?mode=new&__twitter_impression=true&fbclid=IwAR33fCnDyZlSfo8iu7YWvNUKNAHwaBAY2_Pjbj5lCQKsfL8BMLdXZPvDzfs

I read this headline and thought about some weird dude sitting in his garage just cumming buckets while laying out his plans to blow up the white house.

[childhood]

"A man begging his wife's forgiveness inside Divorce Court, 1948, Chicago."

[bad joke]

"A man begging his wife's forgiveness inside Divorce Court, 1948, Chicago."

thirsty fo dat pussy

[cockrabbit]

that was my friend isaac, miss you isaac

i miss isc_wht too

[straight]

holy fuck this can’t be real

[childhood]

He's a fucking monster, but Kelz consistently comes through with unintentionally great lyrics.


https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/gyapg7/what-i-learned-inside-the-lonely-sad-world-of-qanon-facebook-groups

[RCB3]

Just got the newest Thrasher and Marc Johnson has a photo in the Photo Features section, but it's just a lame portrait. It's almost like he's trolling SLAP with, once again, not putting out actual skating. Big emphasis on the almost though.

[Allen.]

https://twitter.com/ramonvillalobos/status/1078272245921808386?s=21

Thank you for this

[jakeumms]

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Thank you for this

I lost a few hours to that and then sent it to my friend who did the same. Ramon is an amazing comic artist who I was already familiar with but I had no idea he was so fucking funny.