Author Topic: things that made you laugh today (Read 3628552 times)

50mm · « **Reply #25980 on:** February 23, 2020, 12:36:51 PM »

Quote from: straight on February 23, 2020, 12:21:22 PM

saw louis ck last night . good show and his opener joe list killed

Did he jerk off on stage?

RCB3 · « **Reply #25981 on:** February 23, 2020, 02:23:24 PM »

Reading Jamal Smith's Thrasher interview where he talks about Dustin Dollin walking in on him jerking off like a drunk Kool-Aid man.

offkilter · « **Reply #25982 on:** February 24, 2020, 07:35:01 PM »

I saw a man wearing a Yezzur hoodie with my own eyes live on the street.

marty mcfly · « **Reply #25983 on:** February 25, 2020, 12:01:14 AM »

It’s always weird ... laughing when you’re about to cry
but this one got me.it still hits me hard!

rocklobster · « **Reply #25984 on:** February 25, 2020, 01:28:11 AM »

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I shall raise you this: http://www.ina.fr/video/CAA7701781101

Is that an ad for the new Ace trucks? Nerds on the Gear & Shoes section would jizz their pants if they knew how good the turning on his trucks was.

silhouette · « **Reply #25985 on:** February 25, 2020, 02:48:39 AM »

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I shall raise you this: http://www.ina.fr/video/CAA7701781101
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Is that an ad for the new Ace trucks? Nerds on the Gear & Shoes section would jizz their pants if they knew how good the turning on his trucks was.

And in comparison, my dude looks like a crash test dummy for Tensor trucks in a not-so-distant alternate dimension where even bad press would be good press and Evil Knievel-styled carcass tosses a winning marketing formula anyway.

ClownOfTheDay · « **Reply #25986 on:** February 26, 2020, 06:10:05 AM »

Emailed this to a friend.

Yu Dum · « **Reply #25987 on:** February 26, 2020, 08:30:14 AM »

Seeing all the "onlyfans" memes have me fucking crying from laughter at work.

rocklobster · « **Reply #25988 on:** February 26, 2020, 09:55:56 AM »

Quote from: Blind Fisherman on February 26, 2020, 08:30:14 AM

Seeing all the "onlyfans" memes have me fucking crying from laughter at work.

Christ that shit is funny and sad

JB · « **Reply #25989 on:** February 26, 2020, 10:06:12 AM »

Quote from: ClownOfTheDay on February 26, 2020, 06:10:05 AM

Emailed this to a friend.

I had this sandbox

silhouette · « **Reply #25990 on:** February 27, 2020, 12:08:28 AM »

KoRnholio8 · « **Reply #25991 on:** February 27, 2020, 04:00:24 AM »

Quote from: Mystical Leader on February 20, 2020, 02:49:49 AM

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All gas no breaks is my new favorite youtube channel.
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Seriously one of the best content on youtube right now.. I like how he is not degrading the people he interviews but let them do all by themselves..

that was quite a trip

tuesday · « **Reply #25992 on:** February 27, 2020, 08:45:22 AM »

This post in the 'things you are stoked on' thread. Thanks Lurper.

Quote from: TheLurper on February 26, 2020, 11:16:13 PM

I got this E-mail from the ex-today and it brightened my entire day (I was feeling a little down until I got this from her):

"The landlord brought your sex toys and porn dvd’s to [my work] today. she left them with me. would you like me to drop them off at [your work]?"

When I was moving my shit out of our apt, I double bagged our toys and my porn and then tossed it in the garbage. The landlord went through the trash, picked this shit out, and then transported it to the ex's job and gave it to her. I can only imagine how pissed off and embarrassed the ex must have been to have our born again landlord hand her this shit at work.

I couldn't have asked for a better E-mail from the ex-today. It is a small win, but holy shit the absurdity of the whole situation is beyond amazing.

Jehoshaphat Augustus · « **Reply #25993 on:** February 27, 2020, 12:21:02 PM »

animalflesh · « **Reply #25994 on:** February 27, 2020, 04:59:28 PM »

This dachshund and it’s russian lady owner are walking riverside in front of me and the wind is WHIPPING

The dachshund turns its head toward the wind and it’s ears go full flying nun and it’s eyes are like bug eyed from the force

Then it turns sideways to get its face out of the best way and the wind is so strong it fuckin barrels full rotation along the ground at like .2 mph

The russian lady is like bending over all slow saying some shit I can’t understand and the dog looks like a hot dog on a roller like flapping and flopping on the ground.

The whole time I’m on a conference call at work on mute cause I’m crying laughing, trying to jump back in at the right times in the conversation...

Let’s see if I get drug tested tomorrow

rocklobster · « **Reply #25995 on:** February 27, 2020, 07:52:47 PM »

Quote from: Dr Dew on February 27, 2020, 07:42:19 PM

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glad someone found that as funny and silly as i did hahaha. found it on a construction/tradesmen facebook group im in. it's like all boomers posting weird shit. boomer memes hit different sometimes

I'm going to need some screengrabs

johnes · « **Reply #25996 on:** February 29, 2020, 04:26:17 AM »

Any bright eyes/Conor Oberst fans out there? This Conan sketch is the fucking best thing I’ve seen in a while.

Not A Damn Chance · « **Reply #25997 on:** February 29, 2020, 05:22:38 AM »

I was staying by Parallel and walked passed this place where Brian Wenning supposedly spent $10,000

Made me laugh.

animalflesh · « **Reply #25998 on:** February 29, 2020, 06:07:46 PM »

FrenchFriedClownFingers · « **Reply #25999 on:** March 01, 2020, 10:09:11 AM »

" i'm gonna do one and you're gonna do one "

Dr Dew · « **Reply #26000 on:** March 01, 2020, 04:29:00 PM »

os89 · « **Reply #26001 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:16:13 AM »

Saw I had this bookmarked, gave me a good laugh this morning. Shout out to Monkey haha. Just put the subtitles on.

IUTSM · « **Reply #26002 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:55:16 PM »

Quote from: os89 on March 04, 2020, 06:16:13 AM

Saw I had this bookmarked, gave me a good laugh this morning. Shout out to Monkey haha. Just put the subtitles on.

"I hate to say it but is seems like SLAP has won"

epic

Sleazy · « **Reply #26003 on:** March 05, 2020, 06:37:50 AM »

just registered for a conference and put HNIC as my job title

Sleazy · « **Reply #26004 on:** March 05, 2020, 06:41:06 AM »

Quote from: Beeda Weeda on March 05, 2020, 05:22:32 AM

the dnc is so afraid of change they are willing to lose with this guy than actually listen to the voters.
https://joebiden.info/

who you like? bernie? that fools never going to get elected with independents.

i feel like binden and pete is the best ticket (unfortunately). it's the closest we got to this