There was this guy a few days ago at the skatepark. He would roll up to the stairs and would just pop his board as hard and wild as possible and flail out to the bottom. Every time afterward he’d “sweep” off the landing with his feet, pretending to kick rocks away and stuff even though the ground is perfect and there’s no rocks or dirt or anything to be swept.
Then today at a park this kid was landing a few decent tres on flat ground and thought he was Shane O’Neill. He was freaking out after every make and miss, going around telling other people he’d suck their dick or they had to suck his dick if he landed it next try. Super cringey. Made his poor friend record for like 30 minutes as he tried to get the perfect one. This kid actually got angry when he asked me if his filmer could borrow my board to use for filming and I said no. Like I wasn’t already using my board and skating way harder than him. I was casually doing switch tres and switch 360s and this kid was pretending like I wasn’t even skating and he was filming some trick of the year shit.