Author Topic: things that made you laugh today (Read 3627518 times)

rocklobster · « **Reply #26251 on:** September 02, 2020, 07:28:39 PM »

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Every Nathan For You episode is gold. Him having to escape the cuffs to beat the machine from unzipping his pants in front of group of children and therefore making him a pedophile was the best one yet. Fake Johnny Drop episode was good too.
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This kind of fills in the Eric Andre Show shaped hole in my heart. The chili contraption is one of the best things I've ever seen from a tv show.

Having the gas station owner talk about drinking his grandson's pee is almost too much cringe for me

Maccat · « **Reply #26252 on:** September 03, 2020, 03:15:38 AM »

Quote from: must be nice on August 25, 2020, 02:37:27 AM

This shit bangs.

Level 60 Dwarf Rogue · « **Reply #26253 on:** September 04, 2020, 11:13:28 AM »

My entire address got banned from Nextdoor for calling someone a boomer and saying there should be a maximum age limit for voting. “Ageism” 🤣.

pugmaster · « **Reply #26254 on:** September 09, 2020, 11:45:52 PM »

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-corn-of-the-future-is-hundreds-of-years-old-and-makes-its-own-mucus?utm_source=pocket-newtab

yapple dapple · « **Reply #26255 on:** September 11, 2020, 12:25:53 AM »

You so Stupid!!!

Deputy Wendell · « **Reply #26256 on:** September 11, 2020, 09:02:31 AM »

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/09/us/jessica-krug-george-washington-university.html?action=click&algo=bandit-all-surfaces&block=more_in_recirc&fellback=false&imp_id=595895628&impression_id=1b39c3c1-f446-11ea-b453-1973d88c0121&index=1&pgtype=Article&region=footer&req_id=510078245&surface=more-in-us-news

you seriously can't make this shit up...the "Humanities" are such a comically pitiful "area" these days

Deputy Wendell · « **Reply #26257 on:** September 15, 2020, 09:14:47 AM »

this is pretty random, but i'm tussling with The Odyssey with the lit class i'm teaching this semester, and every time the goddess Artemis comes up ("goddess of hunting and childbirth, [who] was particularly associated with the deaths of women"), i can't help but to want to bring this Artemis into the discussions:

she might be my favorite character on Always Sunny...her appearances on the show are epic

alas, not sure how to incorporate "bleached asshole" into an aspiringly scholarly class discussion though

os89 · « **Reply #26258 on:** September 17, 2020, 01:25:57 PM »

Rat attack! Trapped rodent goes after a cleaner who was trying to HELP it escape from a skate bowl

wtf haha

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8742811/Squeaking-rat-attacks-cleaner-trying-rescue-skate-bowl-broom.html

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Quote from: Deputy Wendell on September 15, 2020, 09:14:47 AM

she might be my favorite character on Always Sunny...her appearances on the show are epic

alas, not sure how to incorporate "bleached asshole" into an aspiringly scholarly class discussion though

I agree she is great, or like how her and frank were having makeup sex in a dumpster in the back of a wendys and she incorporated a hamburger bun... She took the dough and rolled it into, into a ball. haha

Deputy Wendell · « **Reply #26259 on:** September 18, 2020, 07:31:00 AM »

Quote from: os89 on September 17, 2020, 01:25:57 PM

Rat attack! Trapped rodent goes after a cleaner who was trying to HELP it escape from a skate bowl

wtf haha

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8742811/Squeaking-rat-attacks-cleaner-trying-rescue-skate-bowl-broom.html

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she might be my favorite character on Always Sunny...her appearances on the show are epic

alas, not sure how to incorporate "bleached asshole" into an aspiringly scholarly class discussion though
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I agree she is great, or like how her and frank were having makeup sex in a dumpster in the back of a wendys and she incorporated a hamburger bun... She took the dough and rolled it into, into a ball. haha

right? Artemis and Frank are like the "power couple" for the apocalypse

and to continue with the food-related theme, along with Artemis' ingenuity with the bun while in the dumpster, i've never seen the episode where Frank's asking D for bacon bits so that they can put them in Artemis' hair so that they "rain down" on Frank as they "bang." what a picture...

Hmmmm Nice Bike · « **Reply #26260 on:** September 21, 2020, 11:05:27 AM »

The bit about the longboarder
https://youtu.be/S1kmyD-W2JI?t=87

Hmmmm Nice Bike · « **Reply #26261 on:** September 21, 2020, 05:26:38 PM »

rocklobster · « **Reply #26262 on:** September 21, 2020, 10:49:04 PM »

Quote from: os89 on September 17, 2020, 01:25:57 PM

Rat attack! Trapped rodent goes after a cleaner who was trying to HELP it escape from a skate bowl

wtf haha

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8742811/Squeaking-rat-attacks-cleaner-trying-rescue-skate-bowl-broom.html

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Quote from: Deputy Wendell on September 15, 2020, 09:14:47 AM
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she might be my favorite character on Always Sunny...her appearances on the show are epic

alas, not sure how to incorporate "bleached asshole" into an aspiringly scholarly class discussion though
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I agree she is great, or like how her and frank were having makeup sex in a dumpster in the back of a wendys and she incorporated a hamburger bun... She took the dough and rolled it into, into a ball. haha

You've unzipped me (with IASIP clips)

Hmmmm Nice Bike · « **Reply #26263 on:** September 24, 2020, 03:40:53 PM »

I just discovered how excellent Jiminy Glick was, been on a binge all week long.

funeral_tuxedo · « **Reply #26264 on:** September 25, 2020, 05:33:45 AM »

Hombreezy · « **Reply #26265 on:** September 25, 2020, 06:25:20 AM »

https://www.facebook.com/1500760100238034/posts/2570350276612339/?vh=e&extid=N6i9CLABSflYAbRN
Nothing against long boarders but this vid is pretty funny

live, laugh, love · « **Reply #26266 on:** September 25, 2020, 07:05:42 AM »

They say "used". I say that they were tested and successful the first go.

pugmaster · « **Reply #26267 on:** September 25, 2020, 10:55:45 AM »

Him being hurt didn't make me laugh, but how they phrased it did.

Ms. Tamzarian · « **Reply #26268 on:** September 27, 2020, 07:46:57 AM »

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Where the Event Horizon takes you

funeral_tuxedo · « **Reply #26269 on:** September 27, 2020, 08:41:55 AM »

pugmaster · « **Reply #26270 on:** September 27, 2020, 09:20:56 AM »

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This is great stuff

EXTRA SPICY · « **Reply #26271 on:** September 27, 2020, 03:13:25 PM »

Quote from: live, laugh, love on September 25, 2020, 07:05:42 AM

They say "used". I say that they were tested and successful the first go.

I kept it together until :26, then lost it all imagining that job description upon applying.

Hmmmm Nice Bike · « **Reply #26272 on:** October 02, 2020, 02:13:21 PM »

Freelancevagrant · « **Reply #26273 on:** October 02, 2020, 02:42:00 PM »

This made me chuckle.

Deputy Wendell · « **Reply #26274 on:** October 03, 2020, 12:25:04 PM »

"Amy Coney Barrett brought her 7 unmasked kids to a super spreader event to show how pro life she is so she could be confirmed by a group of pro life people who have presided over 200K+ deaths to be a pro life judge that will uphold the death penalty and take away health insurance"

saw this in a tweet earlier today--i would have put it in a "things that made you cry today" thread, if there was one, but it also fits in this thread just as well...funny how thin the line between laughing and crying has gotten in this country these days...

fakie butt drop · « **Reply #26275 on:** October 03, 2020, 04:53:16 PM »

https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=113267.0

TheLurper · « **Reply #26276 on:** October 05, 2020, 09:10:57 AM »

fakie butt drop · « **Reply #26277 on:** October 05, 2020, 08:11:39 PM »

saw old mate in a koala costume walking around central station today in sydney

Featherdale wildlife park · « **Reply #26278 on:** October 06, 2020, 05:37:25 AM »

They dress as koala to scab fundraisers for sometink

Hmmmm Nice Bike · « **Reply #26279 on:** October 07, 2020, 01:48:36 PM »

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