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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26400 on: January 23, 2021, 07:14:33 PM »
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26403 on: January 26, 2021, 02:07:56 AM »
"...We got the nuclear worm over here..."

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26404 on: January 28, 2021, 09:28:19 AM »
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26406 on: January 28, 2021, 09:57:34 PM »
"...We got the nuclear worm over here..."

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26407 on: January 29, 2021, 07:30:36 PM »
Are people really buying used breast pumps? I know the struggle can be real, but still. In Quincy, IL by the way.


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26408 on: January 30, 2021, 06:03:40 AM »
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26409 on: January 30, 2021, 06:14:26 AM »
My cat punched me in the balls.

I tore my pyjama pants at the crotch but I was too lazy to put new ones on. Besides, I was wearing boxers. What could go wrong?

So I’m chilling on the couch. Cat jumps up between my legs. He’s staring at the hole in my pyjama bottoms with laser focus and BAM! A big left cross with a closed paw to the right nut, and then he books it while I’m howling with laughter.

Well played, catman.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26410 on: January 30, 2021, 01:31:49 PM »
Cold as balls out. Just had snow a couple days ago and I’m quarantining after a close contact. (Negative test day after exposure, playing it safe til another scheduled test on Sunday). Remark to my wife through the door that it would suck not nearly as bad if I could skate. She replies, “it’s gonna warm up next week!”

The “warm” weather is a front bringing 4-12” of northeasterly caca doo doo. Had a good laugh over that, at least she’s trying

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26411 on: January 30, 2021, 06:42:24 PM »
This bloke was telling me how fake eyelashes were invented by London prostitutes as a type of ppe to keep loads out of their eyes

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26412 on: February 01, 2021, 05:28:43 PM »
Every time I read the news I laugh because it all seems very much like a frank miller dark night returns sub plot mini series. Then I think about how my whole life I was trained to think 2020 was gonna be crazy. All sorts of messages in the subculture and pop culture and the number 2020 and of corse it is crazy. But I was born along time ago so what is crazy to me is normal to every one born now. So I laughed and also I ate mushrooms today and I think that they make you laugh because they know that’s what you need. They haven’t done that to me for a long time and it was explained just like that I guess.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26413 on: February 02, 2021, 04:56:29 AM »
Bro google images ‘nt news headlines’ they got legit funny ones
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26414 on: February 02, 2021, 11:59:25 AM »
Just printed some menu board inserts at work for a juice containing celery and lemon. The price: $7.25

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26415 on: February 02, 2021, 07:39:10 PM »
That’s a good one, BAIL

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26417 on: February 04, 2021, 06:06:47 PM »
if the mods were wu-tang, dean would be cappadonna

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26418 on: February 04, 2021, 06:20:22 PM »
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26419 on: February 07, 2021, 02:39:03 AM »
The first season was a bit better, but the old guy Rick makes the show. He this strange overconfident, but sort of knows what he is talking about old neighbor who is just beyond crazy.


They find disgusting frozen chicken in the freezer, reheat it, and then Rick eats it. 25:45

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26420 on: February 07, 2021, 03:49:11 PM »
Watching the Superbowl, that Rockstar commercial with the close up of Joslin's mug that came on right after the National Anthem gave me a chuckle

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26422 on: February 08, 2021, 11:33:17 PM »
^Thank you Friendly Dave for sharing that consolidation of two interests of mine! That person did a wonderful job, I can only imagine how long that took.

This made me laugh out loud but I understand it is somewhat esoteric.  If you are into Jocko Willink you will probably find it funny.
https://www.military.com/military-life/most-hilarious-responses-jocko-willinks-tedx-talk.html
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26423 on: February 10, 2021, 12:53:21 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26424 on: February 10, 2021, 09:20:45 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdLh1DG8F3s

too good

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26425 on: February 10, 2021, 09:27:29 AM »
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26426 on: February 10, 2021, 12:50:46 PM »
someone needs to edit a skatepart to this seriously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13UgNvDJzUY

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26427 on: February 10, 2021, 02:40:18 PM »
This shit is not only factual, but also hysterical Lol

https://youtu.be/Q4mpW3EisoM
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26428 on: February 10, 2021, 03:55:25 PM »
That is funny, but also, did he film this at Martha Stewart's house?

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26429 on: February 10, 2021, 05:15:10 PM »
someone needs to edit a skatepart to this seriously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13UgNvDJzUY


Holy fuck @Francis Xavier can there be hopes for this in the next Pals video?
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