My cat punched me in the balls.
I tore my pyjama pants at the crotch but I was too lazy to put new ones on. Besides, I was wearing boxers. What could go wrong?
So I’m chilling on the couch. Cat jumps up between my legs. He’s staring at the hole in my pyjama bottoms with laser focus and BAM! A big left cross with a closed paw to the right nut, and then he books it while I’m howling with laughter.
Well played, catman.