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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26670 on: July 26, 2021, 04:10:21 PM »
This ad on craigslist.




Thank you, this legitimately made me laugh
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26671 on: July 30, 2021, 12:02:17 AM »
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26672 on: July 30, 2021, 06:12:03 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26673 on: July 30, 2021, 02:02:35 PM »
I can’t remember the last time I haven’t used them... never sure how septic safe they truly are. But regular tp without at least one flushable wipe is an awful experience.. especially where i work. The tp here is basically chafe city.

Wet wipes are only for after the hospital stuff or tacos

I get wicked rotten bum if I use them all the time. No fun at all.

The best course of action against the bubblies is shower but if I take more than 2 in one day the rest of my skin goes ape shit.


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They said what? I don't think he would want you at his house. I was like why? It's not like I'm out to hike down the shorts or anything.

I don't think that person is going to talk to me anytime soon and that's a win and hilarious.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26674 on: July 30, 2021, 06:03:06 PM »

I dunno what to do

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26675 on: July 31, 2021, 05:13:39 AM »
click all the boxes except top right and the one just below that. also exclude the 2 empty boxes in the middle all the way on the left side. unless its trick question fuckery and its a different ship altogether idk

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26676 on: July 31, 2021, 01:14:29 PM »
Trick question, it's actual the German ship Vasa. You fail you fucking robot. Access denied.


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26678 on: August 04, 2021, 06:30:33 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26679 on: August 05, 2021, 01:03:19 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNBAGN5o2GA

they'd be far closer to the actual source of the problem--and thus far easier to take seriously--if they sued all of the hip Americans perpetuating the violence and chaos with their insatiable appetites for Mexican drugs...

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26680 on: August 06, 2021, 02:50:18 PM »
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26681 on: August 07, 2021, 02:47:45 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26683 on: August 08, 2021, 10:52:25 PM »
Regular stance is a mental disorder defined by the DSM-5

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26684 on: August 11, 2021, 03:09:28 PM »
https://youtu.be/uRJZfwDgNTM
Classic consent song. Genius lyrics.
They laughed when I told my friends that I was going to be a comedian.....well they are not laughing now!

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26685 on: August 11, 2021, 05:58:21 PM »
had errands at a mall today no bloard. went into a zumiez to see what the parasites had on their wall because i had to wait like 30 minutes and because who cares. they were selling these training wheels rubber stopper things that makes everything stationary lmao

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26686 on: August 11, 2021, 06:06:48 PM »

Ventures,polar(? Idk, pop w/ wheel wells) Conical Fulls, stache, over-big drawstring pantaloons, AVEs - dude’s on here for sure.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26687 on: August 15, 2021, 09:18:29 AM »





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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26688 on: August 15, 2021, 10:21:58 PM »
You know how when you go on a long drive you talk abouts all sorts of shit, talking to a mate about Messi going to psg, my mates said Barca helped him so much remember how he used to be a miniature person and they paid for all his treatment and shit

Lmao I never heard the term miniature person before and my mate got all hurt like isn’t that nice way of saying it

I mean it probably is I don’t know but still
Miniature person rofl
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26689 on: August 17, 2021, 06:02:21 AM »
game reviews on google play

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26691 on: August 19, 2021, 10:00:32 AM »
parachute knocks in pubg

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26692 on: August 19, 2021, 03:39:15 PM »
Some scooter dude grinded up the 18 stair at UCI. At 0:15:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gQyKAk4MuM


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26693 on: August 19, 2021, 04:55:38 PM »
gnarly. reading uwtb backwards from the last page

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26694 on: August 19, 2021, 10:44:19 PM »
Oh, the places you'll go.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26695 on: August 20, 2021, 06:50:01 AM »
when a toy who doesnt and wont ever matter that i forgot existed crosses a line with me and i have to regulate. dont particularly like to hit anyone but hey

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26696 on: August 20, 2021, 04:12:44 PM »
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26697 on: August 21, 2021, 02:53:39 PM »
Some scooter dude grinded up the 18 stair at UCI. At 0:15:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gQyKAk4MuM

the tailwhip really makes it

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26698 on: August 22, 2021, 05:39:08 AM »
tesla charging station. bunch of rc cars

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26699 on: August 27, 2021, 10:42:20 AM »