Author Topic: things that made you laugh today (Read 3629420 times)

Pigeon · « **Reply #24660 on:** December 21, 2017, 12:26:48 AM »

Quote from: SOTY on December 18, 2017, 05:47:07 PM

more cringeworthy than The Inbetweeners.

Silky Johnson · « **Reply #24661 on:** December 21, 2017, 01:57:02 PM »

Jared · « **Reply #24662 on:** December 25, 2017, 01:03:36 PM »

Quote from: straight on December 14, 2017, 09:11:52 PM

Hilarious.
Also found this:

friendly dave · « **Reply #24663 on:** December 26, 2017, 02:54:48 PM »

Jehoshaphat Augustus · « **Reply #24664 on:** December 26, 2017, 03:19:45 PM »

I don't particularly find Joey Diaz funny but this is a funny story about Raphie May (RIP) being fat as hell and successfully trolling Matthew McConaughey repeatedly.

I hope you find it funny too and not long winded as i fear you might, starts @ 1:45

Hash Slinging Slasher · « **Reply #24665 on:** December 27, 2017, 09:36:24 AM »

MintySandwhich · « **Reply #24666 on:** December 28, 2017, 09:33:28 AM »

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #24667 on:** December 28, 2017, 02:58:50 PM »

Quote from: Nallid on December 28, 2017, 12:12:35 PM

One of their tails fell off.

SOTY · « **Reply #24668 on:** December 28, 2017, 06:32:41 PM »

This older guy I work with thought Panama was a town ''around Mexico''.

Pigeon · « **Reply #24669 on:** December 30, 2017, 05:13:11 PM »

Nallid · « **Reply #24670 on:** December 30, 2017, 05:19:13 PM »

The sick fish from the not stoked thread died. We flushed him, kid wasn't even said, he just laughed and said "he's going to fall in to the poop and pee. Can I get another fish?"

JB · « **Reply #24671 on:** December 30, 2017, 06:24:42 PM »

At least you tried with the fish. My parents bought be an aquarium when I was 10 and I had a whole bunch of sick little tropical fish. I went away to camp for like 4 or 5 days and my parents never fed them and they were all dead when I got home. I was so pissed that I didn't talk to either of them for a few days and they never offered to get me new fish. I loved those damn fish. They all had names and everything.

JB · « **Reply #24672 on:** January 03, 2018, 11:36:09 AM »

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #24673 on:** January 03, 2018, 12:59:19 PM »

Jehoshaphat Augustus · « **Reply #24674 on:** January 03, 2018, 01:05:06 PM »

Quote from: Beeda Weeda on January 03, 2018, 12:59:19 PM

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I unfortunately just finished reading C McCarthy's The Road ,this was some desperately needed post-apocalyptic humor, thank you sir!!

SOTY · « **Reply #24675 on:** January 05, 2018, 06:58:37 PM »

''Bromance is a portmanteau of bro (or brother) and romance. Dave Carnie is credited with coining the term as editor of the skateboard magazine Big Brother in the 1990s to refer specifically to the sort of relationships that develop between skaters who spent a great deal of time together.[2][7] The term did not attain broad currency until approximately 2005[2] when the theme became more prominent in the motion picture industry.''
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromance

The amount of wikipedia articles for different types of friendship also made me laugh.

Jehoshaphat Augustus · « **Reply #24676 on:** January 05, 2018, 07:18:15 PM »

Quote from: SOTY on January 05, 2018, 06:58:37 PM

''Bromance is a portmanteau of bro (or brother) and romance. Dave Carnie is credited with coining the term as editor of the skateboard magazine Big Brother in the 1990s to refer specifically to the sort of relationships that develop between skaters who spent a great deal of time together.[2][7] The term did not attain broad currency until approximately 2005[2] when the theme became more prominent in the motion picture industry.''
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromance

The amount of wikipedia articles for different types of friendship also made me laugh.

Until they post which issue he coined this term, ima skeptic..

In "Digital Maosim", an original essay written for Edge, computer scientist and digital visionary Jaron Lanier finds fault with what he terms the new online collectivism. He cites as an example the Wikipedia, noting that "reading a Wikipedia entry is like reading the bible closely. There are faint traces of the voices of various anonymous authors and editors, though it is impossible to be sure".

https://www.edge.org/conversation/jaron_lanier-digital-maoism-the-hazards-of-the-new-online-collectivism

Silky Johnson · « **Reply #24677 on:** January 07, 2018, 09:13:32 PM »

shark tits · « **Reply #24678 on:** January 08, 2018, 03:47:29 AM »

[edit] and also this. thanks straight! for putting us up on the nut daily news.

slappies · « **Reply #24679 on:** January 08, 2018, 06:27:07 AM »

I nearly forgot about SponsorMePlease.

WorstCaseOntario · « **Reply #24680 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:28:22 PM »

badfomyhealth · « **Reply #24681 on:** January 10, 2018, 08:47:25 PM »

MacYoCoffee · « **Reply #24682 on:** January 12, 2018, 12:11:17 AM »

I saw Black Charlie Chaplin at work yesterday.

Jehoshaphat Augustus · « **Reply #24683 on:** January 12, 2018, 05:35:29 AM »

SOTY · « **Reply #24684 on:** January 12, 2018, 10:38:49 AM »

I was waiting in line at a convenience store and Alanis Morissette comes on the radio. The already disgruntled-looking cashier lets out a huge sigh, walks over to the stereo and turns it down.

Trashcon · « **Reply #24685 on:** January 13, 2018, 10:11:42 AM »

My friends girlfriend was trying to steal a very nice glass from the brewery we were at. As we were walking out it fell out of her jacket, it didn't shatter but made a very loud noise. There were a lot of people by the door but they were wasted. Somehow these drunks thought someone had left the glass on the floor and she kicked it as she was walking out. "careful honey, why would anyone leave a glass on the floor by the exit" pretty hilarious at the moment.

shark tits · « **Reply #24686 on:** January 17, 2018, 06:00:24 PM »

wecks vs grecs

Paco Supreme · « **Reply #24687 on:** January 17, 2018, 06:20:26 PM »

Looks like Bronson has found out what to do with all their shitty broken bearings

http://socalskateshop.com/index.php?l=product_detail&p=85184

shark tits · « **Reply #24688 on:** January 17, 2018, 06:23:22 PM »

Quote from: Paco Supreme on January 17, 2018, 06:20:26 PM

Looks like Bronson has found out what to do with all their shitty broken bearings

http://socalskateshop.com/index.php?l=product_detail&p=85184

i got married at a redneck bar long ago and i used one of those for my ring. turned my pinky rusty after a wk, had to take it of.

Gray Imp Sausage Metal · « **Reply #24689 on:** January 17, 2018, 06:45:41 PM »

Quote from: I sniff my own butthole all the time on January 17, 2018, 06:00:24 PM

wecks vs grecs

shots fired!

Author Topic: things that made you laugh today (Read 3629420 times)

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