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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26580 on: May 01, 2021, 07:59:03 AM »
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26582 on: May 01, 2021, 10:30:06 AM »
Plz stop killing each other
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26583 on: May 01, 2021, 10:53:02 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26584 on: May 02, 2021, 08:04:40 AM »

thanks, thanks, thanks, i needed this today.

Quite welcome, I had a feeling that somebody needed to see that.

here's part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD8lGwizPoY
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26586 on: May 02, 2021, 04:28:47 PM »
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thanks, thanks, thanks, i needed this today.
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Quite welcome, I had a feeling that somebody needed to see that.

here's part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD8lGwizPoY

i watched almost half of all the parts in one go.

will make me sound like an ass without context, but one of my favorite quotes of all parts from quite early:

"wait here, i will go find something to bludgeon the kid with." had to stop watching cause i had to laugh a solid 5 minutes.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26587 on: May 03, 2021, 07:21:57 AM »
whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an s in it? -steven wright

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26588 on: May 03, 2021, 05:41:49 PM »
Today for no reason at all I started thinking about Rodney Dangerfield and when he would say he got no respect. I think I get the joke now. I didn’t get it as a kid but today it kinda clicked. I dunno if I should laugh or cry.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26589 on: May 04, 2021, 05:13:02 PM »
Today for no reason at all I started thinking about Rodney Dangerfield and when he would say he got no respect. I think I get the joke now. I didn’t get it as a kid but today it kinda clicked. I dunno if I should laugh or cry.

https://youtu.be/qJApAOi4AjE

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26590 on: May 06, 2021, 11:38:15 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26591 on: May 07, 2021, 07:51:01 AM »
My girlfriend's cousin just had twins a year ago, I go over there and 1 kid is humping THE SHIT out of everything the entire time we're there. When this kid grows up, he could get employment with Brazzers-- he was power stroking linoleum, hardwood, couch arms, anything. He had differing speeds & positions; switching up tempos & shit. The whole time, the parents are trying to have "grown folks"-level conversations with us while you hear this constant, ever changing, rapid creaking and thrusting. Was there for the evening and they never even acknowledged it.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26592 on: May 07, 2021, 08:15:23 AM »
^^^ makes me think of that old clip of the dudes humping the ottoman
lmfao how do you act normal when that is going on ?
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26594 on: May 07, 2021, 04:57:39 PM »
My girlfriend's cousin just had twins a year ago, I go over there and 1 kid is humping THE SHIT out of everything the entire time we're there. When this kid grows up, he could get employment with Brazzers-- he was power stroking linoleum, hardwood, couch arms, anything. He had differing speeds & positions; switching up tempos & shit. The whole time, the parents are trying to have "grown folks"-level conversations with us while you hear this constant, ever changing, rapid creaking and thrusting. Was there for the evening and they never even acknowledged it.

"so just in case you might have noticed, one of our sons is humping things profusely. just know we already talked to a professional about this. it's not abnormal at all! in fact, it's a sign of a healthy development. we were told to let him do his thing, as long as he is only humping things or with consent. we hope this clears up any misconceptions you might have about our parenting. anyways, how's work been lately?"

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26597 on: May 08, 2021, 09:19:36 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26598 on: May 08, 2021, 11:09:53 AM »
Lil' Wayne is more core than Jaden Smith.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26599 on: May 09, 2021, 08:50:41 AM »
Skatepark parents. Haha. A skatepark mom came in with her kid and immediately asked we turn off the music [Millencolin playlist] because she doesn’t like her kid listening to “that” kind of music.

Just stared at her and laughed.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26600 on: May 09, 2021, 07:59:27 PM »
2233..... weeks old and still alive



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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26601 on: May 09, 2021, 08:15:23 PM »
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26603 on: May 10, 2021, 11:40:01 PM »
2233..... weeks old and still alive



A happy trail if I ever saw one. You're looking diesel!

The flush-able wipes set it off nice... THIS...is adulthood kids.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26604 on: May 11, 2021, 05:11:38 AM »
I can’t remember the last time I haven’t used them... never sure how septic safe they truly are. But regular tp without at least one flushable wipe is an awful experience.. especially where i work. The tp here is basically chafe city.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26605 on: May 11, 2021, 08:32:46 PM »
I got beef with Brian sumner and it’s onsite for that fat fucking red coat.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26606 on: May 12, 2021, 03:55:26 PM »

3 glue sticks and a cigarette lighter for $12.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26607 on: May 12, 2021, 07:37:54 PM »
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26609 on: May 13, 2021, 10:19:05 PM »