Just remembered a time in high-school where we were playing kick ball in the gym. The annoying attention seeking girl was up. She kicked the ball and proceeded to run while screaming hysterically for no reason at all. Dude who gets the ball chucks it right into her legs, she trips and slams headfirst into the metal box storing a fire extinguisher. She just layed there face down in silence while the entire class just froze. I was the only one who was crying in silent laughter.
Had class with her the next hour and 10 minutes into class she came in with a temporary neck brace all slowly and again had me dying