i did all of the eighteenth birthday rounds today, including going to buy porno from a porno store. i overheard a few conversations that made me laugh. it was more secondhand embarrassment and creepiness then actually funny
"this one has sarah in it"
"oh really?"
"yeah, she drinks a cup of warm water every morning. do you know why?"
"no, tell me"
"so she can fuck dicks with her asshole"
"get out of here"
"well, that is just what i assume.......i like porno's where the girl fucks more then one dick at once"