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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #240 on: May 03, 2008, 01:45:17 PM »
the signature from the guy above peacepappies

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #241 on: May 03, 2008, 01:47:06 PM »
the signature from the guy above peacepappies

seriously i was going to post it earler today but i dont know how to post gifs unless its the same as images
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #242 on: May 03, 2008, 02:36:28 PM »
yea its the same
ohyeahohyeah

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #243 on: May 04, 2008, 07:39:59 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #244 on: May 04, 2008, 08:13:59 AM »
hahaha


I hate the shower jerk.  I never do that.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #245 on: May 04, 2008, 08:41:43 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #246 on: May 04, 2008, 10:07:01 AM »
I work with this obviously gay guy Andrew. He's been searching for a new apartment over the last couple days and he checked out this random apt with some chicks living in it from craigslist. One of them emailed him to let him know that they decided to fill their vacant room with someone else, but at the end of the message, the girl wrote, "PS. I just wanted to let you know that I think you're really HOT!"
one-upping is rad.  so is beaming.  both so unquestionably identify the kooks...saves a lot of wasted time/small talk.  you instantly know who to avoid.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #247 on: May 04, 2008, 10:49:07 AM »
Buffo, the World's Strongest Clown

http://www.buffo.com/

"He can unicycle, stilt walk, eat fire, ride a buffalo..." WTF?!

"He rips telephone books in half...and children sitting in chairs on his face." Um, calling Chris Hansen!



Fuck yea!




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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #248 on: May 04, 2008, 11:01:25 AM »
Seems the kid still isn't feeling his show.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #249 on: May 04, 2008, 01:01:01 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #250 on: May 04, 2008, 01:29:22 PM »




watch out for the dude in front of you.  No PIITB allowed!
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #251 on: May 04, 2008, 05:26:37 PM »




watch out for the dude in front of you.  No PIITB allowed!


  holy nascar!

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #252 on: May 04, 2008, 05:31:56 PM »
i did all of the eighteenth birthday rounds today, including going to buy porno from a porno store. i overheard a few conversations that made me laugh. it was more secondhand embarrassment and creepiness then actually funny
"this one has sarah in it"
"oh really?"
"yeah, she drinks a cup of warm water every morning. do you know why?"
"no, tell me"
"so she can fuck dicks with her asshole"
"get out of here"
"well, that is just what i assume.......i like porno's where the girl fucks more then one dick at once"


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #253 on: May 04, 2008, 06:52:48 PM »
I hate when there is two dudes to a girl, how can you like that?

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #254 on: May 04, 2008, 07:43:50 PM »
Blader got the shit kicked out of him by my biker buddy. Little shit cut him off and caused him to eat major shit. So he beat the hell out of him in front of his little booter friends.
Thanks for rolling

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #255 on: May 04, 2008, 07:46:08 PM »
I hate when there is two dudes to a girl, how can you like that?

I don't mind if it's in good taste.  ;) ;)

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #256 on: May 04, 2008, 08:11:39 PM »
I hate when there is two dudes to a girl, how can you like that?
i'm not sure, but that dude loved that kind of thing. it was weird seeing/kind of meeting people that are into porn the same way we are into skating

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #257 on: May 04, 2008, 08:19:02 PM »
thats the worst when people try to strike up conversation at the porno shop

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #258 on: May 04, 2008, 08:37:32 PM »

thats fucking hysterical, "we'e going to trace the DNA." Imagine getting caught as the shower bandit, i love a good load down the drain, easiest cleanup going
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #259 on: May 04, 2008, 08:40:57 PM »
I'm not a shower beater, i get distracted too easily, like by the heat and the water. It always ends up taking forever, then i start to chafe.
And as we all know, chafing is no bueno.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #260 on: May 04, 2008, 09:16:54 PM »
I'm not a shower beater, i get distracted too easily, like by the heat and the water. It always ends up taking forever, then i start to chafe.
And as we all know, chafing is no bueno.

yeah i know exactly what you mean, i can never get it going. i think the water messes me up.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #261 on: May 05, 2008, 01:40:02 AM »
i can't jack off standing up. i like squeezing my butt cheeks and crossing my ankles, so laying down is a better go for me.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #262 on: May 05, 2008, 04:13:48 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #263 on: May 05, 2008, 07:22:24 AM »
i can't jack off standing up. i like squeezing my butt cheeks and crossing my ankles, so laying down is a better go for me.

this made me laugh today

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #264 on: May 05, 2008, 07:56:55 AM »
i can't jack off standing up. i like squeezing my butt cheeks and crossing my ankles, so laying down is a better go for me.

hahahaha

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #266 on: May 05, 2008, 09:58:30 AM »
I'm not a shower beater, i get distracted too easily, like by the heat and the water. It always ends up taking forever, then i start to chafe.
And as we all know, chafing is no bueno.

Exactly.  Plus then theres no porn.  Without porn, jerking off almost become a job.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #267 on: May 05, 2008, 10:35:11 AM »
thats the worst when people try to strike up conversation at the porno shop

it's probably the same assholes that strike up conversations at the urinal


only been with girls and no ones ever tried to strike up a conversation but they definitely give you some creepy glares

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Re: things that made you laugh today
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #269 on: May 05, 2008, 10:45:47 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9T2JpHXkMY

The commentary is just amazing.