Author Topic: things that made you laugh today (Read 3628519 times)

vicky · « **Reply #390 on:** May 21, 2008, 10:08:46 AM »

dude i dont know but she looks like a fucking whore

Hakeem Olajuwon · « **Reply #391 on:** May 21, 2008, 10:13:31 AM »

I can at least appreciate the flannel on said fucking whore.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #392 on:** May 21, 2008, 10:15:06 AM »

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!

Hakeem Olajuwon · « **Reply #393 on:** May 21, 2008, 10:17:07 AM »

At ease, my child.

vicky · « **Reply #394 on:** May 21, 2008, 10:23:03 AM »

Quote from: Hakeem Olajuwon on May 21, 2008, 10:13:31 AM

I can at least appreciate the flannel on said fucking whore.

geee thanks wanta borrow it after i paint your nails and we watch 13 going on 30?

Hakeem Olajuwon · « **Reply #395 on:** May 21, 2008, 10:27:09 AM »

Quote from: vicky on May 21, 2008, 10:23:03 AM

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I can at least appreciate the flannel on said fucking whore.
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geee thanks wanta borrow it after i paint your nails and we watch 13 going on 30?

So that is you in that picture? You have some dick sucking lips.

sweets · « **Reply #396 on:** May 21, 2008, 10:29:20 AM »

Quote from: Hakeem Olajuwon on May 21, 2008, 10:17:07 AM

At ease, my child.

We're chilling, Hakeem. Chilling...

Hakeem Olajuwon · « **Reply #397 on:** May 21, 2008, 10:33:17 AM »

How far along is the next Rush Limbaugh?

Sleazy · « **Reply #398 on:** May 21, 2008, 10:35:45 AM »

Quote from: Hakeem Olajuwon on May 21, 2008, 10:27:09 AM

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I can at least appreciate the flannel on said fucking whore.
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geee thanks wanta borrow it after i paint your nails and we watch 13 going on 30?
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So that is you in that picture? You have some dick sucking lips.

you sure know how to talk to the ladies

bill hates · « **Reply #399 on:** May 21, 2008, 10:36:35 AM »

shut up sleazy im taking notes
dont you fucking ruin this for me

sweets · « **Reply #400 on:** May 21, 2008, 10:38:38 AM »

Quote from: Sleazy on May 21, 2008, 10:35:45 AM

Quote from: Hakeem Olajuwon on May 21, 2008, 10:27:09 AM
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I can at least appreciate the flannel on said fucking whore.
[close]

geee thanks wanta borrow it after i paint your nails and we watch 13 going on 30?
[close]

So that is you in that picture? You have some dick sucking lips.
[close]

you sure know how to talk to the ladies

loophole · « **Reply #401 on:** May 21, 2008, 10:39:51 AM »

Quote from: Sleazy on May 21, 2008, 10:35:45 AM

Quote from: Hakeem Olajuwon on May 21, 2008, 10:27:09 AM
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I can at least appreciate the flannel on said fucking whore.
[close]

geee thanks wanta borrow it after i paint your nails and we watch 13 going on 30?
[close]

So that is you in that picture? You have some dick sucking lips.
[close]

you sure know how to talk to the ladies

actually i think he's talking about me. and if you want some dicksucking, just come over baby.

bill hates · « **Reply #402 on:** May 21, 2008, 10:42:16 AM »

so far:
-appreciate girls' flanal
-call her "fucking whore"
-tell her she has dick sucking lips

gize. is it really that easy? i mean has this secret really been under my nose the whole time?

vicky · « **Reply #403 on:** May 21, 2008, 10:43:22 AM »

Quote from: Sleazy on May 21, 2008, 10:35:45 AM

Quote from: Hakeem Olajuwon on May 21, 2008, 10:27:09 AM
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Quote from: vicky on May 21, 2008, 10:23:03 AM
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Quote from: Hakeem Olajuwon on May 21, 2008, 10:13:31 AM
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I can at least appreciate the flannel on said fucking whore.
[close]

geee thanks wanta borrow it after i paint your nails and we watch 13 going on 30?
[close]

So that is you in that picture? You have some dick sucking lips.
[close]

you sure know how to talk to the ladies

seriously, i may even add sister hood of the travelling pants to our movie list

longballlarry · « **Reply #404 on:** May 21, 2008, 12:33:31 PM »

Pelican · « **Reply #405 on:** May 21, 2008, 12:40:03 PM »

EricLogan · « **Reply #406 on:** May 21, 2008, 12:46:30 PM »

Quote from: scootboard on May 21, 2008, 10:42:16 AM

so far:
-appreciate girls' flanal
-call her "fucking whore"
-tell her she has dick sucking lips

gize. is it really that easy? i mean has this secret really been under my nose the whole time?

he's one anal sex reference away from marriage

who cares · « **Reply #407 on:** May 21, 2008, 05:59:55 PM »

Choad Muskrat · « **Reply #408 on:** May 21, 2008, 07:59:06 PM »

http://www.break.com/index/cute-puppy-yelps-for-elmo.html

who cares · « **Reply #409 on:** May 21, 2008, 09:31:03 PM »

paulo from vicwest · « **Reply #410 on:** May 21, 2008, 10:31:53 PM »

I thought the dick rash thread was pretty funny

rocklobster · « **Reply #411 on:** May 22, 2008, 03:38:00 AM »

i was working at some bartending event last night and they brought in a local comedian (Kumar, a local cross dressing male celebrity) for the event and he said some stuff that i found pretty funny:

a man's nephew asks him what the government is. the uncle replies that the government is like a family, the father is the government as he makes the rules, the mother is the people dont listen to the rules the government makes, the maid is the working class and his baby brother the future.

so one night the kids baby brother wakes him up cos hes crying and needs his diaper changed. the kid looks for his dad but the dad isant there, looks for his mom but shes fast asleep and cant wake up. so the kid looks for his maid and sees his dad screwing the maid. the kid decided to change his baby brothers diaper himself and when he takes it off its full of poop.

so the next day the kid calls his uncle up and tells him that hes finally understood what the government is about:
while the people are asleep, the government is screwing the working class... and the future is full of shit....

loophole · « **Reply #412 on:** May 22, 2008, 04:42:00 AM »

Quote from: rocklobster on May 22, 2008, 03:38:00 AM

i was working at some bartending event last night and they brought in a local comedian (Kumar, a local cross dressing male celebrity) for the event and he said some stuff that i found pretty funny:

a man's nephew asks him what the government is. the uncle replies that the government is like a family, the father is the government as he makes the rules, the mother is the people dont listen to the rules the government makes, the maid is the working class and his baby brother the future.

so one night the kids baby brother wakes him up cos hes crying and needs his diaper changed. the kid looks for his dad but the dad isant there, looks for his mom but shes fast asleep and cant wake up. so the kid looks for his maid and sees his dad screwing the maid. the kid decided to change his baby brothers diaper himself and when he takes it off its full of poop.

so the next day the kid calls his uncle up and tells him that hes finally understood what the government is about:
while the people are asleep, the government is screwing the working class... and the future is full of shit....

cultural note - in singapore it not at all uncommon to have a maid