things that made you laugh today

[poocrusher]

this conversation with my friend:
Canyon
what are you doing
4:58pmReed
nothing
tv
4:58pmCanyon
metoo this is all gay
4:59pmReed
check this out:http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=24939.30;topicseen#bot at the bottom
5:01pmCanyon
thats awsome
5:01pmReed
totally
5:02pmCanyon
i need a bitch like that
5:02pmReed
a real milk gushing hoe
5:02pmCanyon
fil my cerial bowl
5:02pmReed
ha
5:02pmCanyon
are you at meta
5:03pmReed
no, home
5:05pmCanyon
cool
5:06pmReed
lets go skate, oh wait
5:06pmCanyon
yeah
i rolled my ankle skating a 3 stair
i fucked a stripper
it was buttery
5:06pmReed
get out
5:06pmCanyon
she works at shot gun willies
shes 21
i hit it up
5:07pmReed
fuck yeah
5:07pmCanyon
and on acounts of the estranged, i also boned this other chick the same night
5:07pmReed
i fucked a dominatrix on saturday night, luckily she didnt try to dominate me
5:08pmCanyon
it would be sick to be dominated
5:08pmReed
umm, yeah
5:08pmCanyon
hahaha
5:08pmReed
wait, no
maybe
5:09pmCanyon
lou reed was down
5:09pmReed
true

That shits good.  Awww to be young again.

[bill hates]

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this conversation with my friend:

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That shits good.  Awww to be young again.

if being young means fucking buttery strippers then im really mad about being 18 and missing out on life

[cahl]

local park lurkers who don't skate

and somebody for the first time in forever ignored me on slap

[bill hates]

make another one for bleached mohawks

[Brandon]

[Edward Penishands]

falling to flatbottom today on the mini ramp......................i don't know i just started laughing and yelled "OOWWWWW!!!!!!!!! FLATBOTTOM!!!!!!!!!!"

[nice weather]

hahahaha. I'm considering making it my avatar.

[tonycoxhox]

cute and cool!

[frisco]

I tried taking a pic with my cell Friday while pulling out of their drive through, but it didn't come out so good... I went back this morning and it was still up (the pic may be a little larger than the forum likes):

So stoked on whoever did this... I laugh every time I drive by it.

haha that took me a little while but i think i got it

dirty old man porn?

[TheFrontSeatLife]

[able]

look at this idiot

alright, so I'm gasing up on the nice suburban part of town and this yuppie wigger comes outta nowhere blasting some offensively loud "club" hip hip in the parking lot of the gas station. You can't see it in the picture but he had bright blue spinners on his wheels. He jumps out of his truck all lookin around (knowing that he's the center of attention) jumps on the hood of his giant hot wheels car, flexes alittle, and starts cleaning off his windsheild in a quite wiggerly fashion while occasionally looking around to make eye contact with the other patrons. His stereo (and I kid you not) was blaring a chorus that spelled out  " I gotta B-I-G-D-I-C-K"
"a B-I-G-D-I-C-K". I cannot describe the looks of horror on the faces of mothers and fathers with their kids.

EDIT: I live in Florida
 

[TheFrontSeatLife]

look at this idiot

alright, so I'm gasing up on the nice suburban part of town and this yuppie wigger comes outta nowhere blasting some offensively loud "club" hip hip in the parking lot of the gas station. You can't see it in the picture but he had bright blue spinners on his wheels. He jumps out of his truck all lookin around (knowing that he's the center of attention) jumps on the hood of his giant hot wheels car, flexes alittle, and starts cleaning off his windsheild in a quite wiggerly fashion while occasionally looking around to make eye contact with the other patrons. His stereo (and I kid you not) was blaring a chorus that spelled out  " I gotta B-I-G-D-I-C-K"
"a B-I-G-D-I-C-K". I cannot describe the looks of horror on the faces of mothers and fathers with their kids.

EDIT: I live in Florida
 

I too live in Florida and I too have been privy to this sort of nonsensical behavior. Seriously, I'm out in Daytona Beach for school and it's absolutely shocking how these idiots behave. Idiots being gentlemen of a wiggerdly persuasion, not Floridians. Even the female wiggers are just insane. I gotta get outta Florida.

[yeah dude!]

This series of IMs from a few minutes ago

friend: Ohh fuck I just sharted in my bed
Me: oops
friend: God what a mess
friend: fuck
friend: I really hate when I shit my pants
Me: Jesse, did you really just shit your pants while you were in bed?
friend: yea dude, it's fucked up
friend: I was just in my undies and I thought I was gonna fart, but then I just sprayed hella
friend: Worst shart I've ever encountered
me: why are you still typing to me? why don't you get in the shower?
friend: Cuz I don't wanna shower yet, but I can't do anything else cuz there's poop all over my butt

[kevbo999]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMjG2DtaGE4&feature=related

[able]

I'm going out on a limb here....

I'm posting a video made by Smosh. It's only 56 seconds long and the ending always makes me laugh.
If you really hate Smosh and I'm sure alot of you do. Continue scrolling down the thread. This never happened.

Smosh-Spiderman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EqDhVmPNFs

[who cares]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yigeqIohNL4

Mr Show is the best

[loophole]

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=103343

[Garfield]

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look at this idiot

alright, so I'm gasing up on the nice suburban part of town and this yuppie wigger comes outta nowhere blasting some offensively loud "club" hip hip in the parking lot of the gas station. You can't see it in the picture but he had bright blue spinners on his wheels. He jumps out of his truck all lookin around (knowing that he's the center of attention) jumps on the hood of his giant hot wheels car, flexes alittle, and starts cleaning off his windsheild in a quite wiggerly fashion while occasionally looking around to make eye contact with the other patrons. His stereo (and I kid you not) was blaring a chorus that spelled out  " I gotta B-I-G-D-I-C-K"
"a B-I-G-D-I-C-K". I cannot describe the looks of horror on the faces of mothers and fathers with their kids.

EDIT: I live in Florida
 

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I too live in Florida and I too have been privy to this sort of nonsensical behavior. Seriously, I'm out in Daytona Beach for school and it's absolutely shocking how these idiots behave. Idiots being gentlemen of a wiggerdly persuasion, not Floridians. Even the female wiggers are just insane. I gotta get outta Florida.

Looks like an upstanding contributer to society.

[frisco]

falling to flatbottom today on the mini ramp......................i don't know i just started laughing and yelled "OOWWWWW!!!!!!!!! FLATBOTTOM!!!!!!!!!!"

i always laugh when i bail for some reason, i do this high pitch scream type thing that starts my laugh, i geuss its cause i fell over in highschool once in front of the whole class, i started laughing to diffuse the tense situation cause everyone wanted to laugh, but no one wanted to start, then my history teacher laughed, he brought it up when i went back to see him a couple years ago, probly one of if not the funniest thing that ever happened in school for me


edit: it was actually a pretty big fall, i hooked my foot under one of the table legs because i dropped some papers everywhere, cleared a whole row of desks, probably fell about 10 feet, thats why no one wanted to laugh because they were waiting to see if i was ok i geuss

[rocklobster]

thats a winner....

japanese children's show on how to pee and poop:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRGUmAuSFxA

and elephant eating another elephants poop:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2y_LEbdEVE


i typed poop in youtue and this is what i got....

[nice weather]

japanese children's show on how to pee and poop:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRGUmAuSFxA

wow.

[Choad Muskrat]

[bill hates]

this.

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=7390.0

[brent]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Sp2V6NXCkE0

[SFblah]

"I saw my T.A. Jimmy kissing a dude at a party last friday"  Haha, SFA!!

[bill hates]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Sp2V6NXCkE0

related videos kick ass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl08Tnun82k
brent im gonna put aside our differences and give you a +1 on this one
the gasp he made at the cat is just too damn perfect

[CigaretteBeer]

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=Sp2V6NXCkE0

[close]

related videos kick ass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl08Tnun82k
brent im gonna put aside our differences and give you a +1 on this one
the gasp he made at the cat is just too damn perfect

I've done salvia a few times and have never acted like that. It just made colors brighter and sounds louder. It also smells like burnt grass.

[cahl]

it was actually yesterday i laughed to this but it was still great

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1HSJGj0HUn8

[able]

The ending of that first Salvia video was awesome

[MurrayHewitt]