Author Topic: things that made you laugh today (Read 3627289 times)

SFblah · « **Reply #871 on:** July 06, 2008, 09:08:02 AM »

Star Wars characters dancing to Footloose.

Warning: Don't watch if you loved the Star Wars as a child. Your memories may be ruined.

able · « **Reply #872 on:** July 06, 2008, 09:28:19 AM »

Quote from: SFblah on July 06, 2008, 08:47:29 AM

hashaha! no way.

sven thorkel · « **Reply #873 on:** July 06, 2008, 11:49:08 AM »

youtube comment for this

dcryan77 (1 year ago)
how do they go on the halfpipe?

able · « **Reply #874 on:** July 06, 2008, 11:53:31 AM »

happy birthday George

boyan · « **Reply #875 on:** July 06, 2008, 12:03:46 PM »

Quote from: SFblah on July 06, 2008, 09:08:02 AM

Star Wars characters dancing to Footloose.

Warning: Don't watch if you loved the Star Wars as a child. Your memories may be ruined.

haha, that was amazingly funny to watch

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #876 on:** July 06, 2008, 12:52:31 PM »

800's "delete my posts" thread.

loophole · « **Reply #877 on:** July 06, 2008, 03:40:47 PM »

boyan · « **Reply #878 on:** July 07, 2008, 01:09:27 AM »

BriDen · « **Reply #879 on:** July 07, 2008, 01:42:13 AM »

busey · « **Reply #880 on:** July 07, 2008, 07:33:00 AM »

cahl · « **Reply #881 on:** July 07, 2008, 11:38:31 AM »

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=61488342

dtrigiani · « **Reply #882 on:** July 07, 2008, 02:51:26 PM »

I actually saw it a few months ago, but I still like watching it, and occasionally belting out the lyrics on xbox live.

HoovUCDC · « **Reply #883 on:** July 07, 2008, 04:21:21 PM »

SFblah · « **Reply #884 on:** July 07, 2008, 06:23:34 PM »

HAHAHA!!

This is just sick

SFblah · « **Reply #885 on:** July 07, 2008, 06:28:33 PM »

This interview with Mini-Me's sex tape co-star is so hilarious and sad at the same time.

On sex in general with a midget:
"So I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees! It wasn't quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big. On the whole though, he wasn't short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size."

On their first time and the Mini-Me's magical rebound skills:
"I had no complaints. But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."

On why midget's prefer sex on dry land:
"I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub," she said. "Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him."

OMGZ I was dying when reading that

BriDen · « **Reply #886 on:** July 07, 2008, 06:47:12 PM »

So I met this girl who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"