Author Topic: things that made you laugh today (Read 3627300 times)

HoovUCDC · « **Reply #1020 on:** July 24, 2008, 07:52:10 PM »

my dumbass friend tried to focus his deck by buttbombing it but failed 5 times because he kept landing his ass on the bolts.

chunkysalsa · « **Reply #1021 on:** July 24, 2008, 08:37:52 PM »

These two indians guys were driving and they got to an intersection.

When they're about to pull out these guys drive by and scream "YOU GOTTA WAIT YO TURN BITCH"
The dude screaming stuck his body as far out of the car as possible

I died laughing

The Bullet · « **Reply #1022 on:** July 24, 2008, 08:45:18 PM »

Quote from: chunkysalsa on July 24, 2008, 08:37:52 PM

These two indians guys were driving and they got to an intersection.

When they're about to pull out these guys drive by and scream "YOU GOTTA WAIT YO TURN BITCH"
The dude screaming stuck his body as far out of the car as possible

I died laughing

I must be missing something here. Why is that funny? maybe you had to be there

chunkysalsa · « **Reply #1023 on:** July 24, 2008, 08:53:48 PM »

Quote from: The Bullet on July 24, 2008, 08:45:18 PM

Quote from: chunkysalsa on July 24, 2008, 08:37:52 PM
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These two indians guys were driving and they got to an intersection.

When they're about to pull out these guys drive by and scream "YOU GOTTA WAIT YO TURN BITCH"
The dude screaming stuck his body as far out of the car as possible

I died laughing
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I must be missing something here. Why is that funny? maybe you had to be there

Yeah, it was one of those moments

spungo · « **Reply #1024 on:** July 25, 2008, 01:03:53 AM »

I see the funniest shirts in Korea.

The first one had a pair of ballet slippers on it and it said "A call to arms for all chunkily-penised boys to do me right and do me hard"

The second one was being worn by a middle-aged woman while walking her son. It said in all caps "LOOKIN 4 POONANY"

It's funny, they are obsessed with English language shirts but will wear them even though they have no idea what they say.

SFblah · « **Reply #1025 on:** July 25, 2008, 03:31:49 AM »

gnartastic · « **Reply #1026 on:** July 25, 2008, 04:27:57 AM »

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Jesus Cat!
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gnartastic · « **Reply #1027 on:** July 25, 2008, 04:28:22 AM »

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Jesus Cat!
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ALT · « **Reply #1028 on:** July 25, 2008, 05:26:42 AM »

Quote from: SFblah on July 24, 2008, 05:01:37 PM

hahaha

Sleazy · « **Reply #1029 on:** July 25, 2008, 09:02:22 AM »

conversation between me and a friend

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my homie: dude i just got solicited by a male prostitute
me: awesome, how was it?
me: hahahahahaha
my homie: i didn't stick around long enough to find out. it was fucking weird though
my homie: just walking into work and this guy on the corner who looks getto as hell is like "sup man" "you live around here?"
my homie: and from there it was like a whole series of the most awkward questions ever
my homie: "oh where do you work?" "what time do you get off?" "can i have your number?"
my homie: i asked him why he wants my number and he was like "you know, get to know you"
me: no way
me: so how did it progress to a full blown proposition?
my homie: that was about the extent of it, but i'm pretty sure the guy was a prostitute and that was a proposition
me: hahaha
me: that's crazy
me: where did this happen at?
my homie: we have security running around the premises and they said on that block is where prostitutes hang out usually
me: oh at work this morning?
my homie: yea
me: oh down in the montrose, that's where your office is now eh?
my homie: yea
me: man, your company should list that as a perk
my homie: lol
me: easy access to man whores

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #1030 on:** July 25, 2008, 07:13:47 PM »

http://howardsternbits.com/play/701/
http://howardsternbits.com/play/705/
http://howardsternbits.com/play/247/
http://howardsternbits.com/play/248/

HoovUCDC · « **Reply #1031 on:** July 25, 2008, 07:19:35 PM »

old but great

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3hfik_ferrell-on-conan-as-robert-goulet_fun

lenny · « **Reply #1032 on:** July 25, 2008, 07:31:33 PM »

A kid at the park today yelled "i'm the next billy marks!!" then proceeded to hang up on a rock to fakie, and ate it all hard.

Say Hi · « **Reply #1033 on:** July 26, 2008, 01:40:24 AM »

http://www.theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=319

SFblah · « **Reply #1034 on:** July 26, 2008, 03:07:20 PM »

Native chick with the look like she wants to kick some Asian ass.

ALT · « **Reply #1035 on:** July 26, 2008, 03:41:11 PM »

A timeless classic:

http://timetraveler.ytmnd.com/

Brandon · « **Reply #1036 on:** July 27, 2008, 11:21:27 PM »

coupla gems...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI&feature=related

WATCH THIS
http://nooneknowswhatitslike.ytmnd.com/

AND THEN THIS
http://tobetheomg.ytmnd.com/

http://baatman.ytmnd.com/

Blue Fescue · « **Reply #1037 on:** July 27, 2008, 11:57:16 PM »

Quote from: spungo on July 25, 2008, 01:03:53 AM

I see the funniest shirts in Korea.

The first one had a pair of ballet slippers on it and it said "A call to arms for all chunkily-penised boys to do me right and do me hard"

The second one was being worn by a middle-aged woman while walking her son. It said in all caps "LOOKIN 4 POONANY"

It's funny, they are obsessed with English language shirts but will wear them even though they have no idea what they say.

I got a sweet one that my brother bought me in Korea that has a soccer player and says "Goal, Fight, Win, Trying!!"