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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1770 on: October 28, 2008, 04:37:04 PM »
^^^^^^^ hahahahahhaahha!

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1771 on: October 28, 2008, 06:03:40 PM »
I, too often wonder how my pussy smells while I'm sitting in class.
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1772 on: October 28, 2008, 06:28:45 PM »
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dude is really down with Kid Rock I bet...



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Id love to see this fool in south central.
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...or south Louisiana for that matter.

Anyway, this got me this morning:
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the get some nuts campagine would have been fantastic

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1773 on: October 28, 2008, 09:04:34 PM »
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1774 on: October 29, 2008, 06:23:33 AM »
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1775 on: October 29, 2008, 10:45:25 AM »


lets get it on..

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I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1777 on: October 29, 2008, 11:26:17 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ9P4qgBeSk&feature=related

hahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAvE9OK_lnI

what if you were eating that when that happened.......NIGHTMARE
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1779 on: October 29, 2008, 01:10:06 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1780 on: October 29, 2008, 01:40:06 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1781 on: October 29, 2008, 02:03:57 PM »
^ fuck yeah. that's what we need right there.
KFC should give cockatiels with their variety bucket, so you can eat one bird and love another.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1782 on: October 29, 2008, 02:07:02 PM »
fucking brilliant, gnar'd for that

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1784 on: October 29, 2008, 09:24:22 PM »



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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1785 on: October 29, 2008, 09:53:49 PM »
^where do you find those? so awesome
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1786 on: October 30, 2008, 03:59:12 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1787 on: October 30, 2008, 04:02:29 AM »
^ I wonder if basketball players are aware of the people that're routing them on, aside from jack nicolson
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1788 on: October 30, 2008, 08:36:48 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt5e5axzKBA
On demand has been pushing that shit hard. Marky mark (never forget) has to be one of the worst actors ever.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1789 on: October 30, 2008, 09:33:54 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1790 on: October 30, 2008, 10:24:34 AM »
KFC should give cockatiels with their variety bucket, so you can eat one bird and love another.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1791 on: October 30, 2008, 06:18:47 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1792 on: October 30, 2008, 10:40:35 PM »
Fucking love the Onion!


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1793 on: October 30, 2008, 11:15:45 PM »
Haha, happened today.  Watch the video cuz he looks fuuuuuucked.
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/103108dnmetdallasteacher.1634d576a.html

A teacher in the Dallas school district was arrested at about 2 a.m. today on accusations of smoking crack cocaine after leading police on a lengthy chase through Dallas, authorities said.
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Dallas ISD teacher arrested after slow-speed chase

Donald Keith Johnson, 47, a teacher at Molina High School, faces felony charges of evading arrest and possession of cocaine.

A police officer spotted Mr. Johnson on West Laureland Road near the R. L. Thornton Freeway and attempted to pull him over because he was unable to maintain his lane, said Sr. Cpl. Kevin Janse, a Dallas police spokesman.

Mr. Johnson stopped and pulled over, but despite loud commands from police he got back on the road and headed north on the freeway toward downtown Dallas.

His Ford Taurus never reached more than 20 mph, Cpl. Janse said. He pulled over several times but continued driving each time officers approached his car. A police helicopter also joined the pursuit.

"It wasn't really a chase since it was so slow," Cpl. Janse said. "It was more of a follow."



Donald Johnson

Mr. Johnson made several calls to 911 operators during the chase, telling them that he was high on drugs and that there was no reason why officers should stop him, according to the police report.

"He wasn't attempting to conceal that from any of the officers behind him," Cpl. Janse said.

Police tried to stop him by laying down spike strips, which punctured two tires. Mr. Johnson continued to drive until he reached a dead end near Reunion Arena at the Houston Street Viaduct.

Officers used a Taser to subdue Mr. Johnson, who resisted arrest by punching and kicking officers, the police report states. Police found alcohol in his car after the chase, Cpl. Janse said.

"Officers didn't know how much crack he had been consuming so they took him to Parkland," Cpl. Janse said.

Mr. Johnson was booked into Dallas County Jail around 8 a.m. and is being held in lieu of $3,000 bond.

The school's address is listed on Mr. Johnson's driver's license.  Jon Dahlander, a Dallas school district spokesman, said the district is reviewing the incident and will take appropriate action to protect students and staff.

Mr. Johnson has worked for the district since June 5, 2006, and was listed as a special education teacher as of last month, records show.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1794 on: October 31, 2008, 03:34:15 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1795 on: October 31, 2008, 04:47:02 AM »
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1796 on: October 31, 2008, 06:40:02 AM »
I got this email from a co-worker today:

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im pissed at my wife. We had a nasty fight last night that spilled into this morning were i told her i wish she froze to death and just left me my son and the dog. After i said that she threw a shovel at me. So i smashed her computer and dropped the c bomb. Well then she tried to choke me and thats how i left the house this morning.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1797 on: October 31, 2008, 07:05:01 AM »
those kids are going to turn out great

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1798 on: October 31, 2008, 08:21:42 AM »
^where do you find those? so awesome

www.break.com

The Break Galleries.

I was wondering where he could find so many legit ones.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1799 on: October 31, 2008, 09:01:34 AM »
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^where do you find those? so awesome
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www.break.com

The Break Galleries.

I was wondering where he could find so many legit ones.


Actually there's a design site I go to daily and that's where I find most of what I post.  I never go to sites like Break.com but maybe I should every once in awhile.