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« Reply #1800 on: October 31, 2008, 09:03:12 AM »

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« Reply #1801 on: October 31, 2008, 11:40:28 AM »
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^where do you find those? so awesome
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www.break.com

The Break Galleries.

I was wondering where he could find so many legit ones.

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Actually there's a design site I go to daily and that's where I find most of what I post.  I never go to sites like Break.com but maybe I should every once in awhile.

seriously? thats the weirdest thing, break must have the same stuff because a lot of the stuff you post in here i see on break, they even had that monkey on the segway thing and i though you got it from there

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1802 on: October 31, 2008, 11:50:13 AM »
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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« Reply #1805 on: October 31, 2008, 01:04:36 PM »
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what was he thinking

probably something along the lines of "You know what...I haven't reminded everyone of the fact that I'm the man in a pretty long time.  I guess I'll use this television opportunity to do so."

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1806 on: October 31, 2008, 01:09:19 PM »
poocrusher's costume.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1807 on: October 31, 2008, 01:15:52 PM »
poocrusher's costume.

Did he get a mullet for teh costume or is he always hiding that under his hat?

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1808 on: October 31, 2008, 01:19:05 PM »
its for the costume, but it suits him quite well.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1810 on: October 31, 2008, 03:31:29 PM »
Dear Red States,
We're ticked off at the way you've treated California, and we've decided we're leaving.  We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us.
 
In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon,   Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all of the Northeast.  We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.
 
To sum up briefly:  You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.  We get stem cell research and the best beaches.  We get Nancy Pelosi. You get Sarah Palin.  We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Wal-Mart.  We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.  We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.  We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama.  We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.  Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice an d anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals.   They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home.  We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the weapons of mass destruction turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.
 
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
 
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.  Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals than we lefties.
 
By the way, we're taking the good pot, too.  You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico.
 
Sincerely,

Blue States

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1811 on: November 01, 2008, 12:06:31 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1812 on: November 01, 2008, 12:40:43 PM »
^ "...or else people will leap uncontrollably from their seats toward your penis"
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1813 on: November 01, 2008, 01:51:54 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1814 on: November 01, 2008, 02:02:11 PM »
some dude in a teddy bear costume wiped out on his bike in front of me this morning. it was everything i wanted.
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1815 on: November 02, 2008, 06:53:10 AM »
you haerd the palin/sarkozy prank call?

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=k4aHL12vtEM

"so edgy"

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1816 on: November 02, 2008, 01:02:17 PM »
hahahahahahaha

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1817 on: November 02, 2008, 09:22:14 PM »
i bit a stripper on saturday.

it was no big deal, but i get a kick in that i can legitimately say that and it being true.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1818 on: November 03, 2008, 08:39:35 AM »
Someone told me he had a forum on stevenseagal.com that was amazing.  I just went and it's unavailable but this photo is still great.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1819 on: November 03, 2008, 08:40:26 AM »
Joaquin wrote a goodbye on his knuckles to say he's out of movies.  As you can see he epicly failed.


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1821 on: November 03, 2008, 12:17:56 PM »
Joaquin wrote a goodbye on his knuckles to say he's out of movies.  As you can see he epicly failed.


that is amazingly perfect


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1823 on: November 03, 2008, 02:27:52 PM »
Jim Breuer and Artie Lange on why Norm MacDonald is the man:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q2VhQ8r5Nc

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1824 on: November 03, 2008, 03:02:45 PM »
Jim Breuer and Artie Lange on why Norm MacDonald is the man:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q2VhQ8r5Nc


hahah, yeah, I definately thought he was hillarious at the bob saget roast

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggfe1KK7DNI
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« Reply #1825 on: November 03, 2008, 04:01:47 PM »
the sheriff from pet semetary 2 made me laugh

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1827 on: November 03, 2008, 09:36:55 PM »
Some guy made some funny as shit literal translation videos

RHCP - Under the bridge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMSC6vOyzBA

Aha - Take on me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ

Tears for Fears - Head over Heels
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0TYun-Nq1Q

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1828 on: November 03, 2008, 09:45:15 PM »
^ "...or else people will leap uncontrollably from their seats toward your penis"
hahaahahh! probably the funniest post I've read in awhile.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #1829 on: November 04, 2008, 01:59:04 PM »