DMX finds out a black guy is running for president.
http://www.mikefrancesa.com/wordpress/?p=1227Q) Are you following the presidential race?
DMX: Not at all.
Q) You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
DMX: His name is Barack?!
Q) Barack Obama, yeah.
DMX: Barack?!
Q) Barack.
DMX: What the f*ck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?
Q) Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
DMX: Barack Obama?
Q) Yeah.
DMX: What the f*ck?! That ain’t no f*ckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that n*gga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f*ck outta here.
Q) You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
DMX: I ain’t really paying much attention.
Q) I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
DMX: Wow, Barack! The n*gga’s name is Barack. Barack? N*gga named Barack Obama. What the f*ck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his f*ckin’ name. Ima tell this n*gga when I see him, “Stop that bullsh*t. Stop that bullsh*t” [laughs] “That ain’t your f*ckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.
Q) So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
DMX: Nope.
Q) Is that why you’re not following it?
DMX: No, because it’s just—it doesn’t matter. They’re gonna do what they’re gonna do. It doesn’t really make a difference. These are the last years.
Q) But it would be pretty big if we had a first Black president. That would be huge.
DMX: I mean, I guess…. What, they gon’ give a dog a bone? There you go. Ooh, we have a Black president now. They should’ve done that sh*t a long time ago, we wouldn’t be in the f*ckin’ position we in now. With world war coming up right now. They done f*cked this sh*t up then give it to the Black people, “Here you take it. Take my mess.”
Q) Right, exactly.
DMX: It’s all a f*ckin’ setup. It’s all a setup. All f*ckin’ bullsh*t. All bullsh*t. I don’t give a f*ck about none of that.
Q) We could have a female president also, Hillary Clinton.
DMX: I mean, either way it doesn’t matter. I don’t care. No one person is directly affected by which president, you know, so what does it matter.
Q) Yeah, but the country is.
DMX: I guess. The president is a puppet anyway. The president don’t make no damn decisions.
Q) The president…they don’t have that much authority basically?
DMX: Nah, never.
Q) But Bush pretty much…
DMX: You think Bush is making f*ckin’ decisions?
Q) He did, yeah, he fucked up the country.
DMX: He act like he making decisions. He could barely speak! He could barely f*ckin’ speak!
Can’t be serious. He ain’t making no damn decisions.
Q) Well Barack has a good chance of winning so that might be something.
DMX: Good for him, good for him.
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