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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #510 on: July 09, 2009, 06:03:40 PM »
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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #511 on: July 10, 2009, 09:06:51 AM »
You have the French flag on your face.

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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #513 on: July 10, 2009, 02:08:40 PM »
Here is a picture of me with my dick hanging out while I was intoxicated. Some girl took it without me knowing it and just sent it today.

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"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #514 on: July 10, 2009, 02:40:46 PM »
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Attended a "dress like you're from another country" party on the 4th.  Like I was gonna disrespect our forefathers like that...



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So you're like an american braveheart?

i like how nobody else in the picture is participating
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #515 on: July 10, 2009, 07:12:52 PM »
Here is a picture of me with my dick hanging out while I was intoxicated. Some girl took it without me knowing it and just sent it today.



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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #516 on: July 10, 2009, 10:54:35 PM »
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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #517 on: July 10, 2009, 11:52:16 PM »
everyone is worried about having a dick photoshopped into a picture of theirs and he posts one with a real dick. definite win

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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #518 on: July 11, 2009, 04:11:25 PM »
jesus cigbeer..... you've definately got a pair.


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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #519 on: July 11, 2009, 05:14:51 PM »
Here is a picture of me with my dick hanging out while I was intoxicated. Some girl took it without me knowing it and just sent it today.



Holy fuck. You do not give a fuck.

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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #520 on: July 11, 2009, 05:19:53 PM »
ay fuckin' mazing. sig'd.
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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #521 on: July 11, 2009, 06:33:09 PM »
Here is a picture of me with my dick hanging out while I was intoxicated. Some girl took it without me knowing it and just sent it today.



DAMNN you look like a drunk, big-dicked Jack White

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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #522 on: July 11, 2009, 09:30:48 PM »
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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #523 on: July 12, 2009, 08:04:53 AM »
Amazing. I love you cigbeer.

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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #524 on: July 12, 2009, 01:42:34 PM »
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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #525 on: July 12, 2009, 08:45:50 PM »
After all that was posted, Cigbeer won this thread with ease

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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #526 on: July 13, 2009, 03:57:26 PM »
Go and do some big dick porn and earn money in a fun way.
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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #527 on: July 13, 2009, 05:38:01 PM »
I've seen his penis so many times now I'm desensitized.

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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #528 on: July 13, 2009, 06:28:11 PM »
he mailed me a letter and a package of chili and inside the chili mix was a picture of his dick and i'm not kidding.
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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #529 on: July 14, 2009, 05:24:07 PM »
its a hard one to explain

"Front row tickets to a bomb ass play"

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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #530 on: July 14, 2009, 06:11:40 PM »
you lit j.r. ewing's ass on fire!?
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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #531 on: July 14, 2009, 10:42:11 PM »
max hardcore is a human molotov cocktail?

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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #532 on: July 15, 2009, 06:19:22 PM »
didn't know who max hardcore was, but a little wikipeding solved that 

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Hardcore's films generally consist of rough sex with women who act like underage girls.[3] For example in Hollywood Hardcore 13 he says to Cloey Adams, "If you're a good girl, I'll take you to McDonald's later and get you a Happy Meal."[3] He then urinates in her mouth, and Adams asks, "What do you think of your little princess now, Daddy?"[3] In several of his films Max stretches the actress's anus or vagina with a speculum, then urinates into it, after which the actress sucks the urine out through a hose.[3] Although the actresses in Little's movies appear to dress and act in a way as to suggest that they are a young, possibly under the age of consent, but all of the actresses used were over the legal age of 18. In his film Max Extreme 4, an actress stated during one verbal exchange that she was 12 years-old
"Front row tickets to a bomb ass play"

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I don't know where you get your facts. The first generation of My Little Ponies were made by Hasbro, not the Khmer Rouge. And Hasbro hasn't made toys out of human skulls since the 1960's.

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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #533 on: July 15, 2009, 09:04:22 PM »
didn't know who max hardcore was, but a little wikipeding solved that 

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Hardcore's films generally consist of rough sex with women who act like underage girls.[3] For example in Hollywood Hardcore 13 he says to Cloey Adams, "If you're a good girl, I'll take you to McDonald's later and get you a Happy Meal."[3] He then urinates in her mouth, and Adams asks, "What do you think of your little princess now, Daddy?"[3] In several of his films Max stretches the actress's anus or vagina with a speculum, then urinates into it, after which the actress sucks the urine out through a hose.[3] Although the actresses in Little's movies appear to dress and act in a way as to suggest that they are a young, possibly under the age of consent, but all of the actresses used were over the legal age of 18. In his film Max Extreme 4, an actress stated during one verbal exchange that she was 12 years-old
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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #534 on: July 15, 2009, 11:54:40 PM »
Here is a picture of me with my dick hanging out while I was intoxicated. Some girl took it without me knowing it and just sent it today.



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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #535 on: July 17, 2009, 11:16:14 AM »
its a hard one to explain



I could give a shit if he beats up his wife, your uncle Jimmy knows how to party.

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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #536 on: July 17, 2009, 04:36:54 PM »
i know hes somebody's party uncle, but unfortunately hes not mine. we just saw him by himself at a bonfire at 3 in the morning and said we had to hang with this guy, then all of a sudden he wants to show us the dance of the flaming arsehole
"Front row tickets to a bomb ass play"

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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #537 on: July 20, 2009, 10:17:46 AM »


i'm not gonna lie, i'm a very awkward looking young man.


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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #538 on: July 20, 2009, 11:54:41 PM »


It was 4 in morning and I might have been drunk here, it was definitely a weird night.

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Re: post funny and embarrassing pics of yourselves part deux
« Reply #539 on: July 21, 2009, 12:21:47 AM »


i'm not gonna lie, i'm a very awkward looking young man.

oh you're THAT guy, what was your old username.
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