Hey, Perfection...

[Perfection]

I pooped in a diaper yesterday.

Love,

Perfect Cock


PS

It's great to be back

[MexicanSpaniard]

I pooped in a diaper yesterday.

Love,

Perfect Cock


PS

It's great to be back

Hi! A lot of people missed you so don't let them down.

[Perfection]

The diaper was my fat friend's mouth. Guess who my fat friend is.

I don't like your posts by the way, Mr Spaniard.

[bill hates]

hi perfection   

[Perfection]

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I have no sympathy for him. While some of you guys found him funny (I did too, once in a while), when you start talking about people's children and family, it's crossing the line. Gangster Fred is definitely guilty of some these things too but, he's not as smart so, he's pretty much harmless. Of course, Perfection had some personal vendetta against me, so I'm admittedly biased.

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 but who decides where the line is?  banning someone and taking away their right to post is just unfair. theres even an ignore button.

 

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He was warned to stop what he was doing that was offending everyone. He just wanted negative attention or to cause trouble, which is sad considering this is a message board, maybe his mommy didn't love him enough?

This is not true at all. Also, not very kind to take shots at me when you knew I was banned and couldn't respond.

Mommy

[MexicanSpaniard]

The diaper was my fat friend's mouth. Guess who my fat friend is.

I don't like your posts by the way, Mr Spaniard.

LIAR, yes you do you!
Try not to be a cock and get banned this time.

[Perfection]

I was never trying in the first place. I don't think that it really matters what I say, since they'll just make up a reason.

This is the exact message I was given when I tried to log in with Perfection:

An Error Has Occurred!
Sorry Perfection, you are banned from using this forum!
Racist shit

Having to use a proxy kind of sucks, so can one of the administrators just unban my IP already?

XOXO,

Perfect Cock

[Lumpy Oatmeal]

i think only twitch can do that

[Perfection]

OK, so just a quick rundown:

- Timmy and I were friends but then he got all mad at me.

- SW33TS was all mad at me but now we're friends.

- Timmy is soon to be my friend again.

- Vegan is now my enemy.

- That Gipper guy is boring, and tonycoxhox is just all-around better than him

[Lumpy Oatmeal]

i guess thats about right

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Your still back right? You can respond right?
The only reason people like you is because they are suckers for crybaby e-martyrs.
It'll wear off, don't worry.
It's ok if you like Tonycoxhox more than me, a lot of people do, and that's ok. I'm in no competition with him.

OG Team Boring member,
-The Lurkey

[Jura]

I just finishing reading this whole thread and let me just say WOW!

Kudos to all. Theres some really great stuff in here.


(whistle sound) All Aboard! Next stop, Classic Slap!

[bizarro gub]

if only idfka were here to unmask this heroic villain.

edit: and then it hit me, perfection is the return of the fucking genius.

[fuckingvegan]

OK, so just a quick rundown:

- Timmy and I were friends but then he got all mad at me.

- SW33TS was all mad at me but now we're friends.

- Timmy is soon to be my friend again.

- Vegan is now my enemy. 

- That Gipper guy is boring, and tonycoxhox is just all-around better than him

[fuckingvegan]

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I have no sympathy for him. While some of you guys found him funny (I did too, once in a while), when you start talking about people's children and family, it's crossing the line. Gangster Fred is definitely guilty of some these things too but, he's not as smart so, he's pretty much harmless. Of course, Perfection had some personal vendetta against me, so I'm admittedly biased.

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 but who decides where the line is?  banning someone and taking away their right to post is just unfair. theres even an ignore button.

 

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He was warned to stop what he was doing that was offending everyone. He just wanted negative attention or to cause trouble, which is sad considering this is a message board, maybe his mommy didn't love him enough?

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This is not true at all. Also, not very kind to take shots at me when you knew I was banned and couldn't respond.

Mommy

I knew you would be back, just like a case of herpes.

[sweets]

We're not at peace until the photos come down or I get a photo of you, Perfect Cock, to employ my photoshop skills. What shall it be?

[Perfection]

Not a smart move, tubbo.

[sweets]

That's the story of your life on SLAP. Just take the pics down and we can skip off into the sunset laughing about how we used to hate each other. I'm offering peace and you're still acting like a vindictive 14 year old. Did I steal your girlfriend in high school or something?

[bill hates]

this pretty much sums up the thread so far

[dregs2]

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what happened

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he got warned by another moderator and decided to retaliate by posting a vomit-worthy photo is his signature.

what was the picture of disgrace

[sweets]

this pretty much sums up the thread so far

I see how this is true. Only Flawless Phallus got kicked out of the locker room.

[Perfection]

That's the story of your life on SLAP. Just take the pics down and we can skip off into the sunset laughing about how we used to hate each other. I'm offering peace and you're still acting like a vindictive 14 year old. Did I steal your girlfriend in high school or something?

You're a dick you know that?

You bring up the girlfriend in high school thing like it's something to joke about.

You fucking ate my girlfriend bro. I was in love with that girl and then OM NOM NOM here comes SW33TS to take away the love of my life.

She's just walking to biology, minding her own business, then all of a sudden OM NOM NOM lard fucker's insatiable hunger causes
him to take my angel from this earth.

No more low-blows, OK.

[sweets]

Now, see? Here's where we can start to build that bridge to friendship. That was a creative fat joke. I even laughed, homie.

Now, how about the pictures? I wore poop years ago when I was a little guy in diapers and it traumatizes me a bit to see myself in a poop hat while floating in what may be the most disgusting public bathroom humans have ever created. Public bathrooms also frighten me. I once held in a bowel movement for 3 days because I think all public restrooms most surely look like the one you have me magically floating in. I have my finger on my therapist's phone number.....you can stop this phone call. Do the right thing?

[Alexactly]

Sweets stop eating people you don't need the calories.

[sweets]

Alex, I only eat ladies and I never swallow. Besides, Unflawed Schlong and I are trying to work things out. Stop interrupting, please.

[BallDontLie]

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this pretty much sums up the thread so far

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I see how this is true. Only Flawless Phallus got kicked out of the locker room.

Damn you know you fucks LOLed that at taht video

[grimcity]

grim you're a liar

What did I lie about?

[Absurdicon Delta]

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grim you're a liar

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What did I lie about?

it was just a joke referencing this post you made

I strongly agree with certain things that both sides are saying, I personally lean towards not banning anyone except for spammers, even in the midst of really ill shit being said. I've seen the Slap heads weed out people before just by hammering down on them as a group. I thought he was being a dick more often than not, but I like watching Slap handle itself more than I like seeing people just getting X'd out. I'm not really in protest of the ban, 'cause like I said, I get that side of it too.

[bizarro gub]

Sweets stop eating people you don't need the calories.

lulz, its funny cuz his nam is sweets.

[grimcity]

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grim you're a liar

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What did I lie about?

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it was just a joke referencing this post you made

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I strongly agree with certain things that both sides are saying, I personally lean towards not banning anyone except for spammers, even in the midst of really ill shit being said. I've seen the Slap heads weed out people before just by hammering down on them as a group. I thought he was being a dick more often than not, but I like watching Slap handle itself more than I like seeing people just getting X'd out. I'm not really in protest of the ban, 'cause like I said, I get that side of it too.

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Ah, my bad for not picking up on that... I'm a pathetic piece of shit on weekend mornings. Getting faded before the first cup of coffee gets poured doesn't help either, heh.