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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #210 on: April 22, 2008, 12:08:55 PM »
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Too stupid to retort with words, so he pounds his greasy fingers on the keyboard to find overused pictures.

-the ace of spades, the jack of clubs
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reading that made my eyes bleed


- especially the second signature
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Gook, go home.

-the ace of spades
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Too stupid to retort at all, pulls out the race card

-btw Im black

Too bad your father did not pull out, now I have to deal with some brown bastard. And of course, the typical brown bastard does not grasp the english language and the word retort. I want to date rape your mind, body, and soul. Stop posting, and get the fuck off the internet.

-the ace of spades, vicodin

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #211 on: April 22, 2008, 12:13:10 PM »
can we count on an overdose any time soon, mr fred?

- the scoot of boards

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #212 on: April 22, 2008, 12:35:41 PM »
I'm one of the guys that gets those "reports" whenever someone decides to report a post. I've had a few asking why we haven't done any banning or whatever because of some things in this thread, so I just want to throw this out to you:

Moderators can't ban anyone.
I personally only delete posts that are unquestionably spam, but even then I talk shit first.
I'm not really keen on deleting posts, even when they're incredibly tasteless or offensive to my standards.

If you want someone banned, it's going to have to be through Twitch. If someone you don't know is really getting under your skin, just ignore them and the thread in question. It's the ultimate way to defuse a troll.

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #213 on: April 22, 2008, 12:37:57 PM »
The fact that I make sure to also take no doze, and the fact that I am not some dick-sucking, weak-minded moderator prevents any overdosing from occurring. 95% of this message board needs to overdose, and stop posting.

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #214 on: April 22, 2008, 12:40:11 PM »
The fact that I make sure to also take no doze, and the fact that I am not some dick-sucking, weak-minded moderator prevents any overdosing from occurring. 95% of this message board needs to overdose, and stop posting.

-the ace of spades
...so is that a no?
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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #215 on: April 22, 2008, 12:43:35 PM »
without posters like greg, mizzark, prefection,beautiful, this board would have its pizaz. you almost need them to hate. if they wernt around all this board would be is a giant circle jerk. since this whole doug brown thing started, beautifuls posts are not even terribly funny anymore, they are just gay.

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #216 on: April 22, 2008, 12:47:41 PM »
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The fact that I make sure to also take no doze, and the fact that I am not some dick-sucking, weak-minded moderator prevents any overdosing from occurring. 95% of this message board needs to overdose, and stop posting.

-the ace of spades
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...so is that a no?



The scoot of boards, is it nonchalant when your family members fuck around naked? It was obviously answered.

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #217 on: April 22, 2008, 12:49:36 PM »
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The fact that I make sure to also take no doze, and the fact that I am not some dick-sucking, weak-minded moderator prevents any overdosing from occurring. 95% of this message board needs to overdose, and stop posting.

-the ace of spades
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...so is that a no?
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The scoot of boards, is it nonchalant when your family members fuck around naked? It was obviously answered.

-the ace of spades
why would you ask a question thats obviously answered, fredrick?

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #218 on: April 22, 2008, 12:56:58 PM »
That was likely a traumatizing experience to be upon your conscience.
Do you know of your mental and physical disabilities that resulted, young man?
Did these incest driven relationships at least allow you to lead a life with a large cock?

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #219 on: April 22, 2008, 12:59:33 PM »
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Yeah, non-rappers rapping was pretty big in the 80's. I had a 7" of the superbowl shuffle I used to play on my playskool turntable. I don't think Reagan ever did anything associated with black people, aside from oppress them.
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There's also a strong argument that his policies' actually fueled late 80's/early 90's hip-hop. The Golden Era, if you will. Great art always seems to be fueled by oppression, at least on some level.

The beard thing is really weird. I have blond hair but, my beard comes in a brownish red. I actually shaved my this weekend due to a trimming slip. Pretty bummed about it, though, I'm sure it will make a triumphant return.

Yeah, Reagan helped hip hop by sitting on his hands letting crack blow up in the inner cities, putting a halt to the civil rights movement, and ignoring the AIDS pandemic. Crime went up, average wages went down.

How does your red come in to the beard? Mine starts off black, and gets weird red patches in random places until it grows in fully and the red fills in. When I used to substitute teach for little kids and they'd ask me about it I would just tell them that I am not very good at eating cheetos.

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #220 on: April 22, 2008, 02:16:19 PM »
The fact that I make sure to also take no doze, and the fact that I am not some dick-sucking, weak-minded moderator prevents any overdosing from occurring. 95% of this message board needs to overdose, and stop posting.

-the ace of spades
I was going to respond to this, but don't really see what the point is.

If you have a fucking problem with me being gay you can go fuck yourself along with Perfection. I make no apologies for being myself. The only thing I am sorry for is asking Nick not to ban you after I had initially asked him to as it seemed you had mellowed out.
You have me mistaken with someone that is important.

Yes, I'm gay. What of it?

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #221 on: April 22, 2008, 02:32:37 PM »
The one thing I like about Gangster Fred the the others is that he (they) is such a loser that he goes out of his way to cause trouble and get attention on a message board! I mean dude is such a loser that he makes me look cool, and that takes a lot. Bravo young sir bravo

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #222 on: April 22, 2008, 08:02:00 PM »
^ Vegan no one can make you look cool, you're fucking awful

I see that you faggots are banning people now

oh and still deleting posts
Not to toot my own horn but Dyrdek was NEVER on my level and never will be.
I aint got no love for you bitches.

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #223 on: April 22, 2008, 08:29:35 PM »
I love reading butt hurt posts

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #224 on: April 22, 2008, 10:17:08 PM »
He didn't really get banned did he?

If so, this place has turned to shit.  Mother Goose must've got her feathers Rustled.

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #225 on: April 23, 2008, 02:23:31 AM »
I love reading butt hurt posts

high fives on the jcasey sigs!
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #226 on: April 23, 2008, 05:39:34 AM »

The scoot of boards, is it nonchalant when your family members fuck around naked? It was obviously answered.

-the ace of spades



oh my


-you write like a 14 year-old

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #227 on: April 23, 2008, 05:52:25 AM »
wow, 8 pages of secondhand embarassment.

why don't you guys bust out a tape measure and whip out your cocks to see whos got the biggest wang?
oh nevermind, i forgot you guys all have pussies.

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #228 on: April 23, 2008, 09:08:04 AM »
^ Vegan no one can make you look cool, you're fucking awful

I see that you faggots are banning people now

oh and still deleting posts

Greg I have never banned anyone, I have never had the ability to do that. I only delete posts when asked by someone who is offended, if I don't get asked I leave it alone. Yes I am awful but at least I don't live in a trailer park and spend most of my time in jail.

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #229 on: April 23, 2008, 09:09:19 AM »
wow, 8 pages of secondhand embarassment.

why don't you guys bust out a tape measure and whip out your cocks to see whos got the biggest wang?
oh nevermind, i forgot you guys all have pussies.


You rang?
















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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #230 on: April 23, 2008, 09:43:56 AM »
oh....hey guys, I just got here, what did I miss?

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #232 on: April 23, 2008, 10:07:54 AM »
hey guys, what's up?

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #233 on: April 23, 2008, 12:25:26 PM »
Ban This!  Rebellion George Powell style.  We can race office chairs down the hall and groove out to the sultry sounds of Dennis Dragon.  I searched for animal chin in yer butthole and all I found were some overbearing moderators. 

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #234 on: April 23, 2008, 12:57:56 PM »
Ban This!  Rebellion George Powell style.  We can race office chairs down the hall and groove out to the sultry sounds of Dennis Dragon.  I searched for animal chin in yer butthole and all I found were some overbearing moderators. 

this place has some of the most laid back mods ever. on non-skating message boards most of us would have been banned years ago.

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #235 on: April 23, 2008, 01:35:02 PM »
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Ban This!  Rebellion George Powell style.  We can race office chairs down the hall and groove out to the sultry sounds of Dennis Dragon.  I searched for animal chin in yer butthole and all I found were some overbearing moderators. 
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this place has some of the most laid back mods ever. on non-skating message boards most of us would have been banned years ago.

Truth.

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #236 on: April 23, 2008, 02:05:51 PM »

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #237 on: April 23, 2008, 03:13:35 PM »
Yeah I know those mods on the "My little Pony Forums" sure are Harsh.

http://robotmantheblog.com/2006/10/25/so-i-guess-i-got-kicked-off-another-my-little-pony-forum/

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #238 on: April 23, 2008, 03:26:52 PM »
"your picture of Stalin riding a Year3 Limited Edition Starflower inside a German concentration camp was both upsetting and historically inaccurate."

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Re: Hey, Perfection...
« Reply #239 on: April 23, 2008, 05:04:44 PM »
"instead of typing out some dumb reply to this post, go make some art, smell your own body, mate with your own hand, take a picture of your penis when it is in half-boner-mode and post it on slap." Tony