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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2130 on: September 23, 2008, 05:33:43 PM »
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driving to dallas from san francisco.
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what you going to dallas for? 


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to get sodomized by tony romo
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i'm moving back to dallas to hopefully get sodomized by tony romo.

You're moving back?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2131 on: September 23, 2008, 07:07:43 PM »
Sense my parents saw my friend smoking they said their putting me in a club or sport(not of my choice) to get me away from those kind of people.


Im sure if I say something they'll go for it so what do you guys think. its pretty much a sport or a church youth group.


Hockey how hard is it to fucking play on ice? I always wanted to learn but im kinda too old.


Assuming you can't skate, it's somewhat difficult to pick up. Right up until I finished high school (and stopped playing in that league) I knew people that were just starting, so it can definitely be done. Hockey is definitely my favourite sport, but it does take some time to get good.

While it's no overnight change, soccer is fun, and you can pick it up much faster.

Not stoked on the fact that Microsoft Office decided to stop working. I got OpenOffice, but it doesn't have the same add-ins that excel does, so I'm going to have to go to the library to do my project/ borrow a friend's computer. I tried downloading office 2007, but it doesn't work either. It says some file is missing. Lame.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2132 on: September 23, 2008, 07:54:56 PM »
Sense my parents saw my friend smoking they said their putting me in a club or sport(not of my choice) to get me away from those kind of people.
Im sure if I say something they'll go for it so what do you guys think. its pretty much a sport or a church youth group.

Hockey how hard is it to fucking play on ice? I always wanted to learn but im kinda too old.

join the swim team, or some type of swimming club. dont wear a speedo(or do it, girls like guys that are confident), and swimming is fun as shit.



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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2133 on: September 23, 2008, 08:13:24 PM »
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Sense my parents saw my friend smoking they said their putting me in a club or sport(not of my choice) to get me away from those kind of people.
Im sure if I say something they'll go for it so what do you guys think. its pretty much a sport or a church youth group.

Hockey how hard is it to fucking play on ice? I always wanted to learn but im kinda too old.
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join the swim team, or some type of swimming club. dont wear a speedo(or do it, girls like guys that are confident), and swimming is fun as shit.



I might become a lifeguard at the beach because I got swim skills that killz.


But for real I use to be on a swim team and crushed that shit until it came to the "butterfly"


I'd much rather try hockey Im going to tell my parents that, I can't skate for shit. Ive skated twice and Im pretty bad.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2134 on: September 23, 2008, 08:59:41 PM »
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Sense my parents saw my friend smoking they said their putting me in a club or sport(not of my choice) to get me away from those kind of people.
Im sure if I say something they'll go for it so what do you guys think. its pretty much a sport or a church youth group.

Hockey how hard is it to fucking play on ice? I always wanted to learn but im kinda too old.
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join the swim team, or some type of swimming club. dont wear a speedo(or do it, girls like guys that are confident), and swimming is fun as shit.



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But for real I use to be on a swim team and crushed that shit until it came to the "butterfly"
My swim coach bet me a whole pizzia that i couldn't do it for a hour straight. I went home a full 13 year old

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2135 on: September 23, 2008, 09:28:30 PM »

Cool that the little fucker drowned himself, not a cool reminder that I'm surrounded by spiders at all goddamn times. Fucking hate them more than anything.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2136 on: September 23, 2008, 10:05:16 PM »
i hate being reminded of how backwards some of the people down here are:

"LaBruzzo: Sterilization plan fights poverty"

http://www.nola.com/news/index.ssf/2008/09/labruzzo_sterilization_plan_fi.html

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2137 on: September 23, 2008, 11:24:43 PM »
holy shit, what happened to my sig? rambo for the win

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2138 on: September 24, 2008, 01:37:12 PM »
seconds after i woke up i had to run to the bathroom to puke.  been doing it once or twice an hour now.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2139 on: September 24, 2008, 02:03:35 PM »
about 15 minutes ago, i came home and saw one of my cats dead in the gutter. it's a white one, so easy to spot in the dark. weirdest thing is, there are no signs of car-hit, not on the head nor rest of the body. however she does bleed inside her mouth.
could be poisoned? a lot of cats of mine and in the neighbourhood died or went missing.

i hate people who don't like cats!!

still, i feel sad :'(

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2140 on: September 24, 2008, 02:14:08 PM »
Oh my god. Thats awful. I'm really sorry.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2141 on: September 24, 2008, 03:18:21 PM »
felt nauseous, dizzy, lightheaded all day, and had lots of hot and cold sweats. i have no idea whyyyyyyyyyy. i hate this shit because you feel fine and then you get up to go somewhere or do something and just want to curl into a ball and lay there.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2142 on: September 24, 2008, 06:38:48 PM »
roommate, threw his broken shit in the closet

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2143 on: September 24, 2008, 07:27:18 PM »
i gotta poop in a cup and bring it to my doctor

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2144 on: September 24, 2008, 08:20:03 PM »
I was skating cored wheels (not mine) and the wheel and core separated. Not only that, but I was at least like three miles from home. I could still skate home, but it felt like I was riding with super flat spots.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2145 on: September 24, 2008, 09:08:25 PM »
A teacher died at my school today.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2146 on: September 25, 2008, 05:33:36 PM »
There was no fucking gas at any of the gas stations in my city today. I think Charlotte was out too. This is ridiculous.
The answer is Dutch Masters, you fat fucking catastrophe.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2147 on: September 25, 2008, 07:50:32 PM »
did Washington Mutual just go out of business?  if so, that sucks.  they were always really cool, but i guess all of those free ATM transactions add up.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2148 on: September 25, 2008, 10:34:51 PM »
I was skating cored wheels (not mine) and the wheel and core separated. Not only that, but I was at least like three miles from home. I could still skate home, but it felt like I was riding with super flat spots.

dont lie, you know those cored wheels were yours!!!

not stoked on this shitty storm, and the fact that its my birthday today, oh yeah, and the stupid fucking mets won.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2149 on: September 25, 2008, 10:50:40 PM »
it was my birthday today! it fucking sucked, i got three crunch bars and some mike and ikes
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2150 on: September 25, 2008, 10:54:29 PM »
holy shit, that fucking sucks!

 no happy birthday from me either.

 too bad.
"we were going digital, ignoring all but the most core matter from history and focusing on the most complicated structures in order to make our lives more simple, but we could not escape from the cage, the past, and "reality" so we surrendered to short term drug euphoria." - John Albertson (on LSD)

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2151 on: September 25, 2008, 11:00:02 PM »
about 15 minutes ago, i came home and saw one of my cats dead in the gutter. it's a white one, so easy to spot in the dark. weirdest thing is, there are no signs of car-hit, not on the head nor rest of the body. however she does bleed inside her mouth.
could be poisoned? a lot of cats of mine and in the neighbourhood died or went missing.

i hate people who don't like cats!!

still, i feel sad :'(

shit man sorry to hear, the death of a pet really sucks
A teacher died at my school today.

holy shit at your school or from your school, that would be fucked if a teacher died in a classroom


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2152 on: September 25, 2008, 11:07:51 PM »
holy shit, that fucking sucks!

 no happy birthday from me either.

 too bad.

i used to be syked on my birthday, but i dont want to grow up. im always thinking about how short life is and how i should be doing something better than what im doing now, but on my birthday i think about it a lot more. NAH MEAN?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2153 on: September 25, 2008, 11:16:14 PM »
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I was skating cored wheels (not mine) and the wheel and core separated. Not only that, but I was at least like three miles from home. I could still skate home, but it felt like I was riding with super flat spots.
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dont lie, you know those cored wheels were yours!!!
Dude, they were fucking Darkstar cored wheels, I would never skate pay for such pieces of crap. I got new Bones, so it's all good.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2154 on: September 26, 2008, 01:27:35 AM »
the walk home

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2155 on: September 26, 2008, 08:10:21 AM »
frickin rain. 

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2156 on: September 26, 2008, 02:01:28 PM »
frickin rain. 

yeah..the forecast turned into rain all weekend now.  was supposed to go hit up this new concrete park close to two hours away from me but it's rained every time i've made plans to go skate it.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2157 on: September 26, 2008, 03:11:55 PM »
this weather is depressing, apparently the stafford loan company i was with didnt tell anyone they dont exist anymore so im missing 6,000 dollars right now from a refund check and i dont know what to do, the fact that everyone takes everything so serious, people in general, and i was drunk and left my cruiser somewhere and dont fucking remember
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2158 on: September 26, 2008, 03:45:53 PM »
Mice in my apartment, still.

Just left a borderline threatening message on the property manager's voicemail.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #2159 on: September 26, 2008, 03:51:26 PM »
Mice in my apartment, still.

Just left a borderline threatening message on the property manager's voicemail.


call 1-800-RENT-A-CAT


and izzepark, im really sorry to hear about your cat, thats a heartbreaking situation
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