Author Topic: Things You Are Not Stoked On (Read 1884522 times)

The.Skate.Father · « **Reply #24780 on:** October 26, 2022, 01:18:30 PM »

Move in date for my house pushed back to Jan, lease on current house finishes in 3 weeks. Work contract ending.... So I might be homeless and unemployed for Christmas... Yay.

doublesteveburger · « **Reply #24781 on:** October 26, 2022, 02:16:50 PM »

covid positive today with no back pay and my PTO/ST depleted yesterday

kabi · « **Reply #24782 on:** October 26, 2022, 04:16:38 PM »

pulling random muscles
also the irreversible passage of time

m path · « **Reply #24783 on:** October 26, 2022, 04:19:34 PM »

^You have today so don't sweat it. Getting old is rad, many are not granted the privilage.

TheLurper · « **Reply #24784 on:** October 26, 2022, 11:56:50 PM »

My car is missing. Super annoyed.

It could be that I'm a dumbass and I can't remember where it is parked and it could be stolen.

My passport and a Huf deck is in there (the Huf board is from a limited run of 20 boards).

brycickle · « **Reply #24785 on:** October 28, 2022, 07:44:48 PM »

Quote from: TheLurper on October 26, 2022, 11:56:50 PM

My car is missing. Super annoyed.

It could be that I'm a dumbass and I can't remember where it is parked and it could be stolen.

My passport and a Huf deck is in there (the Huf board is from a limited run of 20 boards).

It was probably Larry Sellers.

Candied cigarettes · « **Reply #24786 on:** October 28, 2022, 08:17:48 PM »

Was skating my local curb tonight and some guy swiped my backpack with my wallet, vest, and water bottle when I had my back turned. Luckily I didn’t have my keys, phone, or any other valuables in that bag so it’s not the worst thing. Shits annoying

FUBAR · « **Reply #24787 on:** October 29, 2022, 08:38:06 AM »

Bro that sucks!

m path · « **Reply #24788 on:** October 29, 2022, 10:26:43 AM »

United States of America

Mean salto · « **Reply #24789 on:** October 30, 2022, 12:47:42 AM »

Thought I must of misheard it or something but 151 dead in Korea in Halloween celebrations. How the fuck does that even happen? Every couple years there's some horrible story of a crowd surging at a festival or football game etc and it's like five people die not 151. Plus what now all the friends and family of the dead have to see people dressed as ghosts and shit every year on the anniversary

Síota · « **Reply #24790 on:** October 30, 2022, 04:35:09 AM »

My cat doesn't understand that the clocks changed.

live, laugh, love · « **Reply #24791 on:** October 30, 2022, 11:53:23 AM »

I got a jury duty summons yesterday. I filled out their online questionnaire and I need to call back to see if I'm picked the night before I'm expected there. I get notices more than anyone I know. Thankfully I only had to show up twice and wasn't picked for a case. There wasn't anywhere on the questionnaire for me to voice my opinion, so I decided to email them. I said that I won't believe any charges, statements, or testimony given by law enforcement. I forgot to take into account that it could be for a civil matter, in which case if I get a response I don't like, I can cite them many instances of why the justice system is fucked.

If I do have to show, my other plan is to say "I'm high as fuck can you please repeat the question?" Over and over. Are there any slap lawyers in here that can tell me if being high is a good excuse to not being a good candidate for jury duty?

Mean salto · « **Reply #24792 on:** October 30, 2022, 12:00:02 PM »

Quote from: live, laugh, love on October 30, 2022, 11:53:23 AM

I got a jury duty summons yesterday. I filled out their online questionnaire and I need to call back to see if I'm picked the night before I'm expected there. I get notices more than anyone I know. Thankfully I only had to show up twice and wasn't picked for a case. There wasn't anywhere on the questionnaire for me to voice my opinion, so I decided to email them. I said that I won't believe any charges, statements, or testimony given by law enforcement. I forgot to take into account that it could be for a civil matter, in which case if I get a response I don't like, I can cite them many instances of why the justice system is fucked.

If I do have to show, my other plan is to say "I'm high as fuck can you please repeat the question?" Over and over. Are there any slap lawyers in here that can tell me if being high is a good excuse to not being a good candidate for jury duty?

Don't know where youre at but it's prob similar everywhere as far as getting the summons more than others I think if you get out of it they just keep sending you the letters until you eventually serve.

Dead to Me · « **Reply #24793 on:** October 30, 2022, 12:03:10 PM »

Tweaked my ankle, can’t seem to go more than 3-4 months without fucking up my bad ankle again. I was feeling really good on my board today too.

TheLurper · « **Reply #24794 on:** November 03, 2022, 05:44:48 PM »

Quote from: Síota on October 30, 2022, 04:35:09 AM

My cat doesn't understand that the clocks changed.

Wait did the clocks change? I had no fucking idea. What time is it now?

somethingmustbreaknow · « **Reply #24795 on:** November 04, 2022, 01:37:38 AM »

was supposed to get a parcel yesterday containing two pairs of GT blazers and a darkroom deck, as i was informed about a "successful delivery". however, as i got home, there was no parcel in front of my door and also no notification. i am worried.

boogs · « **Reply #24796 on:** November 04, 2022, 09:05:19 AM »

Quote from: TheLurper on November 03, 2022, 05:44:48 PM

Quote from: Síota on October 30, 2022, 04:35:09 AM
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My cat doesn't understand that the clocks changed.
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Wait did the clocks change? I had no fucking idea. What time is it now?

sunday sunday sunday

m path · « **Reply #24797 on:** November 04, 2022, 06:10:27 PM »

I'm not gonna beat around the bush here people. I'm certainly not stoked on disinformation generally! It causes more harm then a nuclear bomb(s) for crying out loud.

matt_2993 · « **Reply #24798 on:** November 07, 2022, 04:04:30 AM »

Jetlag got me up at 3:45 and not getting back to sleep before work. Fuuuuck. Ah well

pleasent street · « **Reply #24799 on:** November 07, 2022, 12:48:59 PM »

i just accidentally shared a meme with an anime girl in it on instagram and i'm worried some people might have seen

vicious cycle · « **Reply #24800 on:** November 07, 2022, 01:05:47 PM »

So i went to my local skateshop and they had a few pairs of the Vans Kyle Walker 1 on sale for 40 Bucks.
I went home happy because I'm broke and really needed new shoes .
In the evening I went for a walk in them but something felt off. I realised that there's a big fucking stitching on the heels that rubs pretty bad on my feet. After a few miles I almost had to take them off. I walked a bit further, not looking on the ground and suddenly I stepped into the biggest pile of dogshit I have ever seen. In the middle of the walkway.. It was a big slimy mess of dog diarrhea shit.
I tried to clean it the best I could and went back home. But the way home was so painful. The shoes gave me really bad blood blisters and I could hardly walk..
Who the fuck designs shoes like this ? And who the fuck lets his dog shit a ton of diarrhea on a walkway. Fuck you cunt !

L33Tg33k · « **Reply #24801 on:** November 07, 2022, 01:34:39 PM »

I’m on my first day back at work after vacation. Fuck this whole work thing.

Steely Daniel · « **Reply #24802 on:** November 07, 2022, 02:58:00 PM »

Ate too many pickled spicy peppers last night now my asshole is paying the price

Uncle Flea · « **Reply #24803 on:** November 08, 2022, 08:11:39 AM »

Kids be forgetting to take in they leg opening when they cut the short shorts.

After they Skate for a second they be looking like ball exposing micro bell bottoms.

Flip the shorts inside out pin and sew with dental floss ok.

EdLawndale · « **Reply #24804 on:** November 10, 2022, 01:13:05 PM »

Numerous El Pollo Locos in my vicinity have recently raised the price of the Original BRC Burrito (not a huge burrito) from $2.69 to $4.59. Totally insane and makes it basically a rip of that's not worth it.

I'm thinking they have raised the price to encourage more purchases of the regular big burritos which go for around $8.99 (and probably consist of more than twice the amount of food). I think EPL looked at the OG BRC Burritos as a way that ppl were gaming the system (you could get an OG BRC Burrito and a chicken taco and make a decent makeshift chicken burrito) so they are trying to nip it in the bud.

Thankfully, I found two EPL restaurants relatively nearby where it is still $2.69 so I won't play their game and will be patronizing those other locations.

girlfriendplease · « **Reply #24805 on:** November 10, 2022, 09:24:04 PM »

loving human faces. frozen feces. putting ham juice on my cock.

EdLawndale · « **Reply #24806 on:** November 10, 2022, 09:54:18 PM »

Quote from: girlfriendplease on November 10, 2022, 09:24:04 PM

loving human faces. frozen feces. putting ham juice on my cock.

username checks out

Steely Daniel · « **Reply #24807 on:** November 11, 2022, 12:53:24 AM »

I got this blister in my thumb crevice from sweeping up shit at the local skatepark in the cold and it feels like it will never heal. It's in the worst place for any bandaid and they all get fucked up when I wash my hands regardless. Whenever it's starting to scab up I just extend my hand to do some normal daily task and it splits apart and starts bleeding. It's pretty god damn irritating.

nitro89 · « **Reply #24808 on:** November 11, 2022, 01:54:26 AM »

Fracturing my ankle in two places 4 weeks ago.

I just want to go skate and have a laugh with everyone but I've got a lot of rehab ahead of me to get it strong before i can even think about taking the wooden wife out for a blast again.

health is wealth my fellow slappers.

Steely Daniel · « **Reply #24809 on:** November 11, 2022, 02:27:31 AM »

Quote from: nitro89 on November 11, 2022, 01:54:26 AM

Fracturing my ankle in two places 4 weeks ago.

I just want to go skate and have a laugh with everyone but I've got a lot of rehab ahead of me to get it strong before i can even think about taking the wooden wife out for a blast again.

health is wealth my fellow slappers.

Whenever you post your petty problems online there's a high chance someone will immediately come one up you and make you feel like a pansy little bitch. Get well fellow slapper

Author Topic: Things You Are Not Stoked On (Read 1884522 times)

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