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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25230 on: September 01, 2023, 06:33:31 PM »
Dragon Wheels was the absolute dumbest buy.

Now I completely understand everything.

So Powell wasn't trying to make the dragons. They was trying to make the x97 or harder. These dragons are the factory seconds that didn't cut the mustard. That's why we got the killer old shapes. Here's a sucker wheel in that shape you always beg  us for.
These wheels have problems. I'm not going to list.

I just wanted to go bomb some hills and pay my rent. My rat bones twos have shrunken so they will not except the bearings.

« Last Edit: September 01, 2023, 07:56:22 PM by Uncle Flea »
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25231 on: September 01, 2023, 08:15:06 PM »
Dragon Wheels was the absolute dumbest buy.

Now I completely understand everything.

So Powell wasn't trying to make the dragons. They was trying to make the x97 or harder. These dragons are the factory seconds that didn't cut the mustard. That's why we got the killer old shapes. Here's a sucker wheel in that shape you always beg  us for.
These wheels have problems. I'm not going to list.

I just wanted to go bomb some hills and pay my rent. My rat bones twos have shrunken so they will not except the bearings.

@Uncle Flea you're a genius....

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25232 on: September 01, 2023, 09:14:35 PM »
Probably not the hot sauce. That said, did you eat any beats? I think when your stools are black (as opposed to red), that's a potential problem because that means the bleeding is so way up there, it mixed with the stool. You're probably fine.

It generally is an upper GI problem like you say, but it's more because the black tarry stools (melena) indicate that you are digesting your own blood. Also, it fucking smells horrible.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25233 on: September 02, 2023, 03:53:27 PM »
Watched a grown ass man punch a 14 year old in the throat today. Cops wouldnít do anything about it because they said the kid provoked him by making jokes about grimace shakes from mcdonalds around his kid. Dude tried to chase this kid out of the park and then punched him in the throat. He also said he would kill this kids dad and he knew ďreal gangstersĒ and that he was coming back. This is why I donít go to skateparks anymore

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25234 on: September 02, 2023, 06:39:51 PM »
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Probably not the hot sauce. That said, did you eat any beats? I think when your stools are black (as opposed to red), that's a potential problem because that means the bleeding is so way up there, it mixed with the stool. You're probably fine.
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It generally is an upper GI problem like you say, but it's more because the black tarry stools (melena) indicate that you are digesting your own blood. Also, it fucking smells horrible.

Yeah I can second this, as can most people who've worked in a hospital. If there's a GI bleed on the unit you can literally smell it the second the doors swing open. It's like walking into a stiff wind, your body just instinctively recoils. Only time I've ever seen people voluntarily mask pre-covid was for GI bleeds. It's up there with rotten flesh for one of the more distinct horrific smells.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25235 on: September 04, 2023, 09:33:40 PM »
Having a 3 day weekend with everyday being over 100į

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25236 on: September 05, 2023, 05:04:12 PM »
declined to remove the plates from a vehicle i towed on interstate. paid tolls for the truck i was driving and states are dinging me with tolls by mail for the right on the auto transport. fuck them
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25237 on: September 06, 2023, 06:46:10 AM »
They fired a guy I work with yesterday most likely due to me. Dude was a total miserable prick that made everyoneís life hell and I had enough of it, so I let my bosses know. Everyone was tired of him. The ladies were scared of him. The union was tired of him.

The fact that he got fired is not the problem.

The problem is this dude has all the traits of a ticking timebomb and now Iím at work all anxious and paranoid now.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25238 on: September 06, 2023, 12:10:49 PM »
Watched a grown ass man punch a 14 year old in the throat today. Cops wouldn’t do anything about it because they said the kid provoked him by making jokes about grimace shakes from mcdonalds around his kid. Dude tried to chase this kid out of the park and then punched him in the throat. He also said he would kill this kids dad and he knew “real gangsters” and that he was coming back. This is why I don’t go to skateparks anymore

I'm sorry yo. Im glad you're ok.

Definitely stay away for a bit. It's never worth it to beef with the old and grumpy.

I agree fuck the park. And fuck fake ass Gs. Real Gs dont talk like that. That person sounds like some lame ass suburban wankster's GF or something.

I'ma get my bf after you WHOOP WHOOP!
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25239 on: September 06, 2023, 12:17:48 PM »
I'm not stoked that YouTuber won't come to slap and exchange ideas with me.

I think the YouTuber is worried I'm going to change his perception

Now I have like 6 videos of speculation about me. At least he didn't start yelling at his camera like the Illusion did.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25240 on: September 10, 2023, 12:46:55 PM »
My genetics class. Fuck genetics.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25241 on: September 11, 2023, 08:19:10 AM »
Got nailed for having some beers on a beach last weekend, everyone was drinking but I was the only one apprehended. 1 year probation plus 24 hours community service. 5 days jail time suspended sentence.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25242 on: September 11, 2023, 08:26:01 AM »
Got nailed for having some beers on a beach last weekend, everyone was drinking but I was the only one apprehended. 1 year probation plus 24 hours community service. 5 days jail time suspended sentence.

What the fuck ?

Itís a 140$ ticket here in Quebec and 95% of the time the cops will make you empty it, kick you out (unless youíre too drunk to drive) and wonít even ticket you .

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25243 on: September 11, 2023, 08:37:02 AM »
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Got nailed for having some beers on a beach last weekend, everyone was drinking but I was the only one apprehended. 1 year probation plus 24 hours community service. 5 days jail time suspended sentence.
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What the fuck ?

Itís a 140$ ticket here in Quebec and 95% of the time the cops will make you empty it, kick you out (unless youíre too drunk to drive) and wonít even ticket you .

Yeah, I was pretty peeved. Wasn't even drunk nor was I driving. Perfect skating weather on the days I had my service hours, too.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25244 on: September 11, 2023, 07:18:31 PM »
I smashed my shin real good on the side of a skatepark ledge on August 19th and it's taking forever to heal. It's all swollen and infected now leaking some weird orange liquid. Thought there was juice trickling down my leg at first...

Also, everything else in my life is going horribly but no need to extrapolate on that pathetic shit any further in here.

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« Reply #25245 on: September 11, 2023, 09:03:57 PM »
I smashed my shin real good on the side of a skatepark ledge on August 19th and it's taking forever to heal. It's all swollen and infected now leaking some weird orange liquid. Thought there was juice trickling down my leg at first...

Also, everything else in my life is going horribly but no need to extrapolate on that pathetic shit any further in here.

Dude, same exact boat. Tried to fs nose and completely missed the box and my shin had a hole in it. When i got up to walk the wound broke open again and bled even more. This was 2 months ago and it just finally healed with a nasty scar; i never got stitches. But same. Lifes a bitch. Just gotta thug it out.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25246 on: September 12, 2023, 02:56:20 PM »
Damn hey.

 Yeah, it's getting worse. I can hardly walk on it now, which had never been an issue before. The swelling went down a bit but the pain is unbearable and it keeps seeping out gross shit. Fucking hurts like hell just when my pant leg brushes against the bandage. I'm considering going to the hospital but pretty freaked out they're going to try to drain it with a needle or something. It's fucked it just kind of randomly came out of nowhere when it was healing well enough before. Definitely not what I needed on top of a horrible breakup and missing my children dearly. Rule of three I guess. Let all the bad shit happen to this loser at once and see if he can make it through. Just want to curl up in a ball and cry lol. Good times.

And yeah I said I wasn't gonna talk about the other shit but that's only part of it anyway and sometimes you just gotta let it out. I for one could certainly use an egg in these trying times.

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« Reply #25247 on: September 12, 2023, 08:42:35 PM »
Damn hey.

 Yeah, it's getting worse. I can hardly walk on it now, which had never been an issue before. The swelling went down a bit but the pain is unbearable and it keeps seeping out gross shit. Fucking hurts like hell just when my pant leg brushes against the bandage. I'm considering going to the hospital but pretty freaked out they're going to try to drain it with a needle or something. It's fucked it just kind of randomly came out of nowhere when it was healing well enough before. Definitely not what I needed on top of a horrible breakup and missing my children dearly. Rule of three I guess. Let all the bad shit happen to this loser at once and see if he can make it through. Just want to curl up in a ball and cry lol. Good times.

And yeah I said I wasn't gonna talk about the other shit but that's only part of it anyway and sometimes you just gotta let it out. I for one could certainly use an egg in these trying times.

I hear ya man. Life's been a major league drag as of lately for me too; between my apprehension and losing all my friends. You're not alone in feeling down. One moment the world is in your hands and the next its got you on the ground kicking you in the 'nads. I'm a young buck but I'm slowly figuring out how life can turn on you in the blink of an eye. Better days are ahead brotha. I'm rooting for ya

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25248 on: September 12, 2023, 09:08:47 PM »
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Got nailed for having some beers on a beach last weekend, everyone was drinking but I was the only one apprehended. 1 year probation plus 24 hours community service. 5 days jail time suspended sentence.
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What the fuck ?

Itís a 140$ ticket here in Quebec and 95% of the time the cops will make you empty it, kick you out (unless youíre too drunk to drive) and wonít even ticket you .

Wait, I thought we were legally allowed to drink in the parks in MTL. We aren't supposed to?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25249 on: September 13, 2023, 02:07:26 AM »
it keeps seeping out gross shit.
it looks like an infection, you should go see a doctor

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25250 on: September 13, 2023, 06:07:39 AM »
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Got nailed for having some beers on a beach last weekend, everyone was drinking but I was the only one apprehended. 1 year probation plus 24 hours community service. 5 days jail time suspended sentence.
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What the fuck ?

Itís a 140$ ticket here in Quebec and 95% of the time the cops will make you empty it, kick you out (unless youíre too drunk to drive) and wonít even ticket you .
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Wait, I thought we were legally allowed to drink in the parks in MTL. We aren't supposed to?

Donít know about MTL, but in Quebec City if youíre drinking wine/beer on the Plains of Abraham and have food, itís considered a picnic and they wonít bother you unless youíre causing a scene.

If youíre at Carrť DíYouville skating and drinking tall boys, the cops will bother you. Same goes for skate parks.

 Iíve had cops tell me to empty my beer whilst fishing in the Saint Lawrence River, so I really donít know what the law is. Iím guessing some places are more tolerated than others.

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« Reply #25251 on: September 13, 2023, 07:09:04 AM »
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Got nailed for having some beers on a beach last weekend, everyone was drinking but I was the only one apprehended. 1 year probation plus 24 hours community service. 5 days jail time suspended sentence.
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What the fuck ?

Itís a 140$ ticket here in Quebec and 95% of the time the cops will make you empty it, kick you out (unless youíre too drunk to drive) and wonít even ticket you .
[close]

Wait, I thought we were legally allowed to drink in the parks in MTL. We aren't supposed to?
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Donít know about MTL, but in Quebec City if youíre drinking wine/beer on the Plains of Abraham and have food, itís considered a picnic and they wonít bother you unless youíre causing a scene.

If youíre at Carrť DíYouville skating and drinking tall boys, the cops will bother you. Same goes for skate parks.

 Iíve had cops tell me to empty my beer whilst fishing in the Saint Lawrence River, so I really donít know what the law is. Iím guessing some places are more tolerated than others.

I'm not knowledgeable about those laws in Canada. I'm from Ohio and I was apprehended in a very rural area where I'm sure police are more lenient than the area I'm used to. BC sounds nice though.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25252 on: September 18, 2023, 08:27:54 AM »
I saw a little wiener dog smeared into the pavement by my house, must have been hit and/or run over less than an hour before i came across his body

something about the way he was twisted and smashed together was really unsettling, some of his bones hadn't been fully crushed and were trying to hold some kind of form - yeah not stoked on seeing that
Do you see another one of these over there?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25253 on: September 20, 2023, 05:47:38 PM »
Bought a brand new car in december. Someone rear ended me in may. Car has been in the shop since then. Shop calls me today and tells me its ready to pick up. I was so excited i left work early to get it.

I get to the shop and look at my car and my exhaust pipe is still bent. Guy is like, yea that is bent let me take a closer look.

He says theres something broke still and he needs to order another part. No eta. Biggest cock tease ever. I just want my car back.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25254 on: September 20, 2023, 08:35:16 PM »
I've had "brain zaps" since Saturday from tapering off my meds to switch to a different med.
Not a good feeling.

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« Reply #25255 on: September 21, 2023, 06:20:43 AM »
Bought a brand new car in december. Someone rear ended me in may. Car has been in the shop since then. Shop calls me today and tells me its ready to pick up. I was so excited i left work early to get it.

I get to the shop and look at my car and my exhaust pipe is still bent. Guy is like, yea that is bent let me take a closer look.

He says theres something broke still and he needs to order another part. No eta. Biggest cock tease ever. I just want my car back.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25256 on: September 21, 2023, 07:10:28 AM »
I've had "brain zaps" since Saturday from tapering off my meds to switch to a different med.
Not a good feeling.

Fuckkkkk. I had them when I came off of Paxil. Hope youíre doing okay. That shit was awful.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25257 on: September 21, 2023, 09:54:58 AM »
getting a cut on your knuckle fucking sucks, like the one thatís halfway down your finger? Is that a knuckle or a joint? Either way Iíve had a fucking scab for like a month now on my thumb I hate it

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25258 on: September 21, 2023, 02:40:00 PM »
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I've had "brain zaps" since Saturday from tapering off my meds to switch to a different med.
Not a good feeling.
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Fuckkkkk. I had them when I came off of Paxil. Hope you’re doing okay. That shit was awful.

How long did they last for you?
It's been almost a week for me, from weening off Effexor. I am supposed to start taking Wellbutrin, but I'm not really sure I want to start taking another med after this.
I read that bendryll works to help lessen them but I took some and it didn't do anything.
Fucking sucks.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25259 on: September 25, 2023, 05:20:20 PM »
Just tested positive for covid and have to take minimum 5 days unpaid time off work.