Man you guys wanna hear something crazy
So Thursday afternoon I randomly check my superannuation balance - I think I had suspicion haha
Anyway the guy I been doing a bit of work for when not have own work he hasn’t paid any of my superannuation. Been helping him out off and on around 2 years.
So I rang him up went apeshit and he’s like yea sorry bro I haven’t paid any and I can’t tonight, no money best can do is pay it all in 2 months.
Told him to stick that up his arse and I went and collected my tools the next morning.
I report him to tax office. Will take maybe 3 weeks but they calculate everything plus interest and they pay me direct and send him bill. Much easier that way. I done this before. I cbf working out what I’m owed and I’ll be fucked if he calculates it for me. We get third party, very good.
There was another tiler that would work here too but leave few months ago. I called him and he’s like bro that guy owes me soo much money. I’m like cunt why you not tell me! He owe everybody you idiot!
Anyway this is where gets crazy
He’s got this labourer an Indian bloke. I don’t really like him anyway. He’s a bigot, hates gays and you can tell he thinks cleaning my tools and carrying all the tiles around for us is beneath him. I get that little cunt moving hey.
But I checked the visas you can get and whilst you could come here and work legally as a skilled tradesperson, you can’t come here and work full time as a labourer.
I didn’t report him to border security because that would be psychotic. However, the tax office will audit old boss company now…old boss already told me couple weeks ago like man he’s gotta be an illegal hey. He have obviously dodgy Australian business number, he pay 200 week for rental car that maybe worth 3k? Why pay $10400 a year for a car worth $3000? Because cannot register car I think.
Well it’s not my fucken fault when the cunt gets deported for overstaying his visa or working on a tourist visa. It’s the boss fault man cause if he pay my superannuation like supposed to then this never happen
Pretty funny tho. That guy I was working for is a fucking MORON