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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6450 on: November 30, 2009, 07:52:13 PM »
-having to pay 500 bucks for a car scratch that i didn't know i caused.
-the mother fucker who reported this incident is still breathing

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6451 on: November 30, 2009, 07:58:08 PM »


Well, I'm not at all happy with my behavior the other night. I was out getting plastered with my boy Angelo and his bitch Liza, and the next thing I know, I got TMZ all up in my shit. What I should have been doing was my job, protecting children from getting love mayo "plastered" all over their little orifices, TMNT bed sheets and PJ's. I'm not sure how many kids took it to the hole(s) while I was taking JD to mine, but one is too many, and for this Iím sorry. And if Angelo is out there reading this, I just wanna say that I didnít want that blowdge from Liza, but I also didnít tell her to stop, so if you wanna get all pissy with a bro, thatís fine, but at the end of the day, you know Mrs. Hanz would get on her knees for you, if you asked herÖNot that I asked! Iím fuckiní Chris Hansen!

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6452 on: November 30, 2009, 09:18:55 PM »
Thank you. ^^^

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6453 on: November 30, 2009, 09:35:10 PM »
Someone's trying to argue with me that Big Bang Theory is a better tv show than Clone High.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6454 on: November 30, 2009, 09:52:28 PM »
CD player in my car quit working. Just in time for the season where AM/FM plays nothing but christmas tunes. Bah humbug!
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6455 on: November 30, 2009, 10:46:00 PM »
CD player in my car quit working. Just in time for the season where AM/FM plays nothing but christmas tunes. Bah humbug!

At least your stereo didn't get stolen a month ago. I leave my window down regardless of how cold it is just so it's not completely silent in my car.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6456 on: November 30, 2009, 11:28:56 PM »
lost a bet. shaving my beard.  :'(


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6457 on: December 01, 2009, 02:30:11 AM »
Someone's trying to argue with me that Big Bang Theory is a better tv show than Clone High.

Everyone at my local thinks two and a half men is a better show than Seinfeld. If there was a clocktower next to the park I would have climbed it with a high powered rifle slung over my shoulder.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6458 on: December 01, 2009, 02:34:51 PM »
Rolled my ankle skating a rail in a parking garage yesterday due to rain....this morning i wake up and the sun is burning bright. :'(

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6459 on: December 01, 2009, 05:20:10 PM »
paper and a really important spanish placement test tomorrow, 3 final papers on monday, 3 final papers on tuesday.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6460 on: December 01, 2009, 08:57:56 PM »
Working on a group presentation that's due tomorrow and so far the only people that have done any work in the group at all are me and this dude named Josh, and there's a total of 6 people in the group; I was talking to Josh and we decided that if no one emails us anything by the time its 10 PM we're just gonna have to do their portion of the work for them. They'll get no credit, but still that's a lot of work.
Oh yeah, and I also have a 9 page research paper due by Friday that I haven't even started on yet. I'm thinking of just starting on it the day before. I've bullshitted my way through some pretty long papers before; it usually doesn't take longer than 4 or 5 hours total.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6461 on: December 01, 2009, 09:19:08 PM »
lost a bet. shaving my beard.  :'(

dont! your friends are not better than the beard! not stoked on the beard loss and also being sick for more than a week. also called the doctor yesterday and didnt get an appointment till thursday.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6462 on: December 01, 2009, 10:54:52 PM »
Every little skate rat in my town turning into some chimney-smoking, drug fiending, faux hippy idiot.

 I swear-to-god the first rip of marijuana smoke turned all these kids into little Jim Morrison wannabes. Every conversation I hear at the park starts with "...Dude just look at the fucking sunset man, we need some LSD" or "Dude I just want to go out to the desert and trip man."...and then they fucking run up to me when a cop car rolls by, asking me to hold on to their cig packs so they don't get busted.


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6463 on: December 02, 2009, 12:02:39 AM »
Every little skate rat in my town turning into some chimney-smoking, drug fiending, faux hippy idiot.

 I swear-to-god the first rip of marijuana smoke turned all these kids into little Jim Morrison wannabes. Every conversation I hear at the park starts with "...Dude just look at the fucking sunset man, we need some LSD" or "Dude I just want to go out to the desert and trip man."...and then they fucking run up to me when a cop car rolls by, asking me to hold on to their cig packs so they don't get busted.



yeah that shit is lame.  kids thinking that they are "cool" just because they are doing drugs.  i do drugs sometimes for fun but it's not something i want the whole world to know about.  and i don't ever feel cool for doing them, i actually feel kind of the opposite, like what else i could be doing.  i'd rather spend my money taking a chick out or something, but i don't even really know how an older dude finds a decent chick.  this one girl gave me her number at a bar and i didn't even ask for it, she wouldn't leave me alone.  she was pretty busted, not bad, but i don't ever like to lower my standards.  she told me to call it so she would have mine.  i got home 30 minutes later and she was asking me to come over (she had a boyfriend too).  i just said i was going to bed.  she called again today.  fuck it.  i'd rather jack off than fuck a second rate ho. 

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6464 on: December 02, 2009, 12:31:21 AM »
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CD player in my car quit working. Just in time for the season where AM/FM plays nothing but christmas tunes. Bah humbug!
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At least your stereo didn't get stolen a month ago. I leave my window down regardless of how cold it is just so it's not completely silent in my car.
i drive a 97 toyota corrolla which didn't even come with a tape player, so getting one of these isn't even a possibility.

instead of listen to the horrible music and holiday season sale commercials they play on the radio, i bought one of these and hook it up to my mp3 player. not loud at all, and when i drive on the freeway, i can barely hear it, but i can't drive long distances in silence.

not the same exact ones, but same concept.

either that, or just listen to your mp3 player with one headphone in.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6465 on: December 02, 2009, 12:41:03 AM »
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CD player in my car quit working. Just in time for the season where AM/FM plays nothing but christmas tunes. Bah humbug!
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At least your stereo didn't get stolen a month ago. I leave my window down regardless of how cold it is just so it's not completely silent in my car.
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i drive a 97 toyota corrolla which didn't even come with a tape player, so getting one of these isn't even a possibility.

instead of listen to the horrible music and holiday season sale commercials they play on the radio, i bought one of these and hook it up to my mp3 player. not loud at all, and when i drive on the freeway, i can barely hear it, but i can't drive long distances in silence.

not the same exact ones, but same concept.

either that, or just listen to your mp3 player with one headphone in.

Dude...just get an FM transmitter.  Then listen to your iPod through the radio.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6466 on: December 02, 2009, 01:16:14 AM »
pretty over school right now, even though i only have a week left and some finals to wrap up.  no motivation fuck student life over it
I wanna say 'stfu' but Its 4:15am and I have class in less than 4 hours so sleeping is out of the question and I side with you 100%

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6467 on: December 02, 2009, 03:23:09 PM »
My roommate took the TV out of the living room and put it in his room. Really cool.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6468 on: December 02, 2009, 03:32:02 PM »
looked at the weather report a few days ago and it said 55 and sunny for the next week, so i didnt even bother to check it since then. then woke up today to 6 inches of snow. also have a midterm, a essay, and a group presentation due on friday and am already fully checked out of school. things could always be worse, but definitely not stoked...
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6469 on: December 02, 2009, 07:55:19 PM »
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CD player in my car quit working. Just in time for the season where AM/FM plays nothing but christmas tunes. Bah humbug!
[close]

At least your stereo didn't get stolen a month ago. I leave my window down regardless of how cold it is just so it's not completely silent in my car.
[close]
i drive a 97 toyota corrolla which didn't even come with a tape player, so getting one of these isn't even a possibility.

instead of listen to the horrible music and holiday season sale commercials they play on the radio, i bought one of these and hook it up to my mp3 player. not loud at all, and when i drive on the freeway, i can barely hear it, but i can't drive long distances in silence.

not the same exact ones, but same concept.

either that, or just listen to your mp3 player with one headphone in.
[close]

Dude...just get an FM transmitter.  Then listen to your iPod through the radio.
holy shit i never knew such a thing existed. i'm on it, thanks a lot.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6470 on: December 03, 2009, 09:49:12 AM »
My phone had a system error and I had to get a new one from AT&T shipped to my house. It came yesterday and the UPS dude left it out in the rain ALL DAY.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6471 on: December 03, 2009, 09:51:50 AM »
exam start next Thursday, I'm fucked.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6472 on: December 03, 2009, 12:01:04 PM »
moved back to my hometown. not stoked on no girls, no skating, no jobs and no fun.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6473 on: December 03, 2009, 12:16:25 PM »


Dear Slappers

I think my following post should be in a different thread, 'things i feel disgusted just talking about", but it doesn't seem to exist.

I have a hard time seeing how people can think different from me. you know how when someone mentions something and suddenly you see it everywhere. it happened to me. TWINTIPPERS and their stupid rituals. i really enthusiastic 'friend' of mine told me how super cool and awesome this new camera was. i thought okay cool cameras - i can talk about this. And then he showed me this really aweful XTREME retard cam.
"you can strap it to your helmet and poles and it films you in the air -blablabla" it was so fucking hideous i was about to smack him.

and why does everyone who rode those stupid twins love jamaica so much? they be reppin those national colors and bob gnarly all day.

had to get that off my back
sorry for the rant

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6474 on: December 03, 2009, 12:25:01 PM »
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I like it
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6475 on: December 03, 2009, 02:49:07 PM »
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6476 on: December 03, 2009, 06:56:07 PM »
Some Fucker is acusing me of Hitting a kid at the place I volunteer.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6477 on: December 03, 2009, 07:27:48 PM »
exam start next Thursday, I'm fucked.

Yup. Pretty much have to echo Brandon's sentiments here, I'm just really fucking over school right now. I'm going to be up all night writing this goddamn shitty paper and then it'll be right on to the next one and studying for those fucking things next week.

For the first time since I came to university I have a decently long Christmas break though, 3 weeks, should be good to unwind. Hopefully I'll have a better work ethic next semester (no I won't).

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6478 on: December 03, 2009, 08:55:43 PM »
i've had ringworm for the last month and it's starting to get really bad, i've been putting fingernail polish on it and showering/changing more than usual and it seems to be getting worse. I gotta go to the doc asap
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6479 on: December 03, 2009, 09:53:27 PM »
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