Things You Are Not Stoked On

[vince the stud]

my dad just got in a car  accident

[WWD4D?]

Ever have one of those moments where you're just having a really good day or session, and then something happens that just fucks everything up?
Well, I was out skating some parking lot by myself earlier. I was having a really good sesh, then these three pretty big dudes, maybe around 18 or 19, come up out of nowhere and start circling me.
"Hey, is this him?"
"Yo dogg, yea, I think this is him. He fits the description."
"yeah man, lets fuck this fool up for what he did".
At that moment I had started to get nervous. They started closing in on me. Then, a little shooken up, I said "hey, listen, whoever you're thinking of, I'm not him. I'm not looking for any trouble". I had my board in hand ready to swing at any given moment, but then they all looked at each other and bursted into laughter.
"Ahah yo dogg, we're just fuckin with ya man. Calm down homie, we're just playin".
"ahah yea man we fuckin shook you up didnt we?"
Then the three of them walked away afterwards. I didn't really know what to say. That pretty much ruined my session though. I was so pissed that that had just happened that I couldn't even skate anymore for the rest of that sesh. I should've just truck slapped all of them anyways.

[tough omelette]

i've got no direction.

[Moist]

Spraining my wrist and knowing that it will take ages to properly heal  . I can't grasp the idea of the whole "rolling to break your fall" idea.

[everypennyfedcar]

i've got no direction.

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[jrock]

some asshole at the bar burned a hole in my $200 jacket with their cigarette.  i really wish they would ban smoking in bars here like they do in the rest of the world.

[drunk]

this girl told me she'd rather freeze to death then get in the tauntaun

[DEDBBIS]

I tried to bomb a hill drunk on Thanksgiving that I usually wouldn't think about trying. Now I have no skin on my palms and look like a burn victim.

[kevbo999]

Scheduled to work 75 hours next week.  Worked 12 hours today with just 20 minutes to eat.  Yeah yeah it's money, I don't care.  I need time to chill out.

[krookedjuice]

Scheduled to work 75 hours next week.  Worked 12 hours today with just 20 minutes to eat.  Yeah yeah it's money, I don't care.  I need time to chill out.

damn man. that's a ridiculous amount of time to work in a week. i'd feel the same way as you. no point in having all that money if all you do is work.

[jildo]

I hate to be the guy that is overly-protective of all of his possessions, but I'm going to stop lending anything out.

Just unloaded a box of my stuff, I couldn't believe how many albums and books I was missing, as well as discs that missing out of dvds. Ah well.

[angryfacedman]

I'm baxter, can I get unbanned now?

No. No you can't. You've been a naughty boy.

[lazy]

realized i'm a little too generous with my cigarettes... I bum them out like their water, which eventually leaves me with none and having to buy another pack.

oh and I have school tomorrow and it's raining today. and only have $4 in the bank.

[Pastor BIll]

little josiah didnt cum to church today

[Gomez]

was about to get a pair of these cause they were 40% off at the adidas store, but they didn't have any in my size.

non-skateboarding campus st > most skateboarding shoes out there
in terms of quality

[everypennyfedcar]

The last paper of the term is always the hardest thing in the world to finish/ always ends up like garbage 'cause i cant wait to finish

[drunk]

i dunno if anyone even in canada watches the cfl anymore, but it was the grey cup which is the canadian equivalent to the superbowl.


anyway, the team from saskatchewan had fans that were going crazy, filled the entire stadium. winning 27-25 with 0 seconds on the clock and montreal attempting to make a long ass field goal. dude misses horribly whole stadium erupts cause they think they just won it

then bam flag on the field, too many men against saskatewan, play moves up 10 yards montreal makes it and wins 28-27, the aftermath was absolutely hilarious.

not looking forward to hearing about this for the next few weeks

[X_x]

Chicago weather 

You cats on the West Coast, and in Florida should be thankful you don't get crappy random weather or even winters for that matter.

[tiger woods]

damn media and pigs with the heads of men won't let me live..

[jeremyrandall]

It's been 8 days and I still can't put any weight on my left heel.  Worst heel bruise of my life.

[TapLuxiferfet]

Either the chili, rice, hot dog, and cheese or the chewy Chips Ahoy with fudge swirl frozen yogurt, or combination of both, that I ate yesterday, has made my stomach fucking sour and sore all day.

[Smurph]

For college I do these online chemistry assignments that are quite frankly a pain in the ass. This is the one I had due twenty minutes ago.




5 minutes and 46 seconds late and I get a 100% reduction in my grade?!?

[Daria.]

This world isn't fair

[Doctor Handsome]

I need extremely detailed instructions anytime I'm trying to do something I've never done before.

[Brandon]

pretty over school right now, even though i only have a week left and some finals to wrap up.  no motivation fuck student life over it

[Carrolls Chesthairs]

-having to pay 500 bucks for a car scratch that i didn't know i caused.
-the mother fucker who reported this incident is still breathing

[Chris Hansen is back]

Well, I'm not at all happy with my behavior the other night. I was out getting plastered with my boy Angelo and his bitch Liza, and the next thing I know, I got TMZ all up in my shit. What I should have been doing was my job, protecting children from getting love mayo "plastered" all over their little orifices, TMNT bed sheets and PJ's. I'm not sure how many kids took it to the hole(s) while I was taking JD to mine, but one is too many, and for this I’m sorry. And if Angelo is out there reading this, I just wanna say that I didn’t want that blowdge from Liza, but I also didn’t tell her to stop, so if you wanna get all pissy with a bro, that’s fine, but at the end of the day, you know Mrs. Hanz would get on her knees for you, if you asked her…Not that I asked! I’m fuckin’ Chris Hansen!

-Hanz Up! Hoes down.

[Doctor Handsome]

Thank you. ^^^

[Mooley]

Someone's trying to argue with me that Big Bang Theory is a better tv show than Clone High.

[jildo]

CD player in my car quit working. Just in time for the season where AM/FM plays nothing but christmas tunes. Bah humbug!