Things You Are Not Stoked On

[landedprimo]

people who dont understand image sizing. ill give you this one for free.

Just add width=400 to the first image tag and everything works out fine. No scaling down needed.

[os89]

My hairy nipples keep tickling me

[AssFlea]

A junkie works at the CVS pharmacy tried stealing my meds.
I'm back in my home town. My name rings out. They remember

[SHIREFLIP]

A junkie works at the CVS pharmacy tried stealing my meds.
I'm back in my home town. My name rings out. They remember

Your life sounds like film noir.

[no habla mango]

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A junkie works at the CVS pharmacy tried stealing my meds.
I'm back in my home town. My name rings out. They remember

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Your life sounds like film noir.

cine negro de la assflea: pene masticado y subtítulos
a jazz push production.

[Dr-Feelgood]

^I had the same issue with an iphone 8 and a PC. first thing I did was have "automatic" selected in the iphone photos settings for transferring to a mac or pc. that should allow you to transfer files in the correct format. for files you already transferred in the other format, you can convert them to a compatible file type with VLC media player.

Thanks dude, tried the automatic thing but no luck, oh well, i need to upgrade my laptop soon anyway

[thomas kook]

not stoked on orcas today. leave the whales alone. big ass black and white motherfuckers. free willy can suck my dick

[os89]

Still trying to cut back my drinking but its fucking hard. God damn, it is seriously some shit. I've done it before but with this other shit going on right now too, its just extra tough. Kicked my fan last night barefoot. Very dumb, I feel like a fucking asshole.

[DarthDingusMaximus]

Took a mean shinner on a sketchy crusty ledge I didn't warm up beforehand, fuck it still stings as I am typing.

[Dr-Feelgood]

the new zero video, watched it yesterday and was left pretty disappointed, shitty music, nothing really stood out as impressive, expected better

[Paco Supreme]

Skated past a local halfway house and had brick pieces hurled at me while some terrified looking social worker was on the phone to the police hiding behind a car

[DarthDingusMaximus]

Is it a culture thing some people do is stare like they've got a hard on?

Was at the mall buying a gift for my wife I'll admit we're different one hispanic and white guy various sizes we both look fit and smart in our outfits.  I know it's one thing to not pay attention it's another when someone is less than arms length hovering near you.

Had to give the dude a eye to eye stare down like yo ya mind? Not two secs later he's eyeball fucking my wife from a distance. This hasn't been the first time we've experienced this from stalkers calling house phone to randoms stopping in front of our house while she's getting home from work, I step out to greet her they bolt?!

It's one thing to maybe glance or give a brief look over in a not so creepy way but it's entirely uncalled for being a creep while your man's next to them or vice versa.

[WastedHippy]

Skated past a local halfway house and had brick pieces hurled at me while some terrified looking social worker was on the phone to the police hiding behind a car

haha I hope this day ended better for the social worker

[hangontoyourego]

noticed some smoke this morning which turned into a major fire under highway in Vallejo then embers started another fire in crockett witch lead to us having to evacuate. I wasn’t prepared . Thanks to all my friends reaching out . The evacuation has been lifted so I can head back home

[Rick_Kane]

My Bam death poll got nuked. The silver lining is I didn't get banned.

[Paco Supreme]

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Skated past a local halfway house and had brick pieces hurled at me while some terrified looking social worker was on the phone to the police hiding behind a car

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haha I hope this day ended better for the social worker

I bailed on the whole scene but skating back through I noticed he had made it inside at least. Don’t know where dude with the bricks was but certainly didn’t hear/see any cops

[GollyIamGully]

I need an entire change of career and am pretty sure my girlfriend is cheating on me.

[DanTheDoucher]

I need an entire change of career and am pretty sure my girlfriend is cheating on me.

Get a new job, and a new girlfriend.

[DarthDingusMaximus]

I need an entire change of career and am pretty sure my girlfriend is cheating on me.

bud that sucks ditch the gal and go to a job trade fair.

A good career switch will be good for you.

[AssFlea]

I've said some raw shit on this mb

I'm sorry I'm just being a fucking fake asshole

Nah

[Dunkaroos]

need a new job. everything else in my life worked out, got a nice gal, etc but my job makes me so cripplingly depressed that i stress sleep at like 9 pm when i get home from being aggravated etc. therapist says once i fix the job things will improve drastically but switching industries is tough when no one likes the industry your coming from (car sales)

[WastedHippy]

20th day of work in a row and only just over the halfway point of seeing a day off, I am beat.

[Dr-Feelgood]

I need an entire change of career and am pretty sure my girlfriend is cheating on me.

what makes you think this?

[mynameisnotjeff]

Went to the gym and my crotch is sore. It finally hit me today and I've been walking like robocop if he pooped his pants

[Nollie FS 180]

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As for my age and stuff, I will not say how old I am. I try not to reveal a lot about myself.

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oh jesus , just text this dude so we can find out what happens . no one cares about your age . you’ve reveled quit a lot about yourself such as you want to be coddled .

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you sure talk tough for someone who’s probably as soft as a baby’s ass cheek

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Alright dude. I'm just gonna assume you are 14. Just please don't post anymore shit that a 14 year old shouldn't be talking about on the internet. Thanks.

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I like how go from defending me to trying to attack me.

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I wasn’t just defending you. I actually was clarifying what you had said on here because nobody else you were arguing with knew what you wrote and you didn’t say it yourself. So I clarified so people better understood your situation and also explained to you why people were being harsh about what you were saying, because you only shared part of what you were saying a couple days ago.

You are obviously young and 14 is my actual guess. My advice to you was to be aware of that and not share certain stuff that you shouldn’t be especially at your age. We don’t know your age range so there isn’t a lot of advice we can give you because we don’t know what is even a possibility for you. We aren’t going to say take a trip to Europe if you aren’t even old enough to drive a car.

I wrote a whole fucking page of legit helpful stuff for you to think about but your only take away is to respond that you have long hair. If you want advice actually think about the advice you are given. If you are instead going to only get mad when someone challenges your negative thoughts you aren’t actually looking for advice. You are looking for attention.

im sorry you feel that way. That must be rough for you. I’m here for you if you ever need to take out your angst. Maybe talk about your sexual frustration.

[ChuckRamone]

Went to the gym and my crotch is sore. It finally hit me today and I've been walking like robocop if he pooped his pants

but the crotch gains will be worth it

[texasplant]

2 weeks ago I dislocated my elbow severely, fractured it in a few places, torn tendons off the bone, torn tricep. Basically worst case scenario. Waiting for an appointment next week to know if/when (BIG if, it’s more than likely) I need surgery to reattach everything.

I’ve never had surgery or anything of the kind, the thought of it makes me feel sick to the stomach. I don’t even want to think about the surgery. My hand basically doesn’t work anymore, I can’t feel a thing/move most of my fingers. That’s my biggest fear right now. 

Hoping for the best, and hopefully I can be back on board sooner than later. The waiting is killing me.

[7th Chamber]

I hate my job (I know, we all do), and I feel like I’m too old to find a new one.

[SHIREFLIP]

Surgery isn’t so bad. In my experience, they give you a lot of lorazepam before hand, so by the time they’re wheeling you toward the OR, you’re chilling. If you tell them you’re nervous, they’ll probably do the same for you. Also, being put under is kind of cool. They had me count backward from ten, then it felt like I blinked and I woke up in the recovery room. It’s by no means a great experience; I was terrified going into it, but now I remember it quite favourably.

[texasplant]

Surgery isn’t so bad. In my experience, they give you a lot of lorazepam before hand, so by the time they’re wheeling you toward the OR, you’re chilling. If you tell them you’re nervous, they’ll probably do the same for you. Also, being put under is kind of cool. They had me count backward from ten, then it felt like I blinked and I woke up in the recovery room. It’s by no means a great experience; I was terrified going into it, but now I remember it quite favourably.

Thanks for the reassurance, was kind of hoping to hear stories like these