Things You Are Not Stoked On

[slippy]

Tooth is all fucked up. I don't know what happened, but woke up, brushed and the gum was all swollen and bloody around it. Might've been the ass I ate last night, but still, not stoked on the trip to the dentist.

Are you positing that the ass damaged your tooth or that somehow it deposited blood in your mouth not found til morning?  You pretty badass either way

[Yu Dum]

Two years ago today one of my friends was gunned down leaving a party in downtown Memphis. Stray bullet from a shootout near by hit him and killed him on the spot. He was only 23... It's been weighing on my mind all day.

[7th Chamber]

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Tooth is all fucked up. I don't know what happened, but woke up, brushed and the gum was all swollen and bloody around it. Might've been the ass I ate last night, but still, not stoked on the trip to the dentist.

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Are you positing that the ass damaged your tooth or that somehow it deposited blood in your mouth not found til morning?  You pretty badass either way

I'm guessing that some stray dookie germs wiggled their way between my #20 bicuspid and the gum and blew my shit up. Remember, no matter how clean it looks down there, it's still a cesspool.

[givecigstosurfgroms]

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Tooth is all fucked up. I don't know what happened, but woke up, brushed and the gum was all swollen and bloody around it. Might've been the ass I ate last night, but still, not stoked on the trip to the dentist.

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Abscess teeth aren't something to fuck around with, I never got my wisdom teeth removed as that's some late teens rite of passage?!

Well they slowly crushed my grinding molars so when I was on the streets they'd get all swollen and puffy like a softball sized knot on my left cheek made me have a lumpy bump.

 Anyways I was in San Jose trying to hook up with this mexican ruca really good looking pinup chola gal.

 I felt something pop on the inside of my mouth went to the bathroom and spit up black and brown shit. After going to dropin clinic they gave me antibiotics and 500ml ibuprophren it did it's thing and abscess popped inside my mouth.

 I was super bummed as I didn't have a toothbrush available at the time.

  Im doing all my teeth when I go to Asia.  Got my ticket.

[Noble Experiment]

Can't even go out and try to talk to and get to know a girl somewhere without the homies coming in and totally cock blocking and trying to holler at her and steal her attention away; whether it's intentional or unintentional. Like a pack of wild hungry hyenas smelling and seeing a steak for the first time in years, all swooping in at once. I know all is fair when it comes to shit like that, but still.

[Dr-Feelgood]

Can't even go out and try to talk to and get to know a girl somewhere without the homies coming in and totally cock blocking and trying to holler at her and steal her attention away; whether it's intentional or unintentional. Like a pack of wild hungry hyenas smelling and seeing a steak for the first time in years, all swooping in at once. I know all is fair when it comes to shit like that, but still.

this use to piss me off before i got a girlfriend, any time a girl was around homies act like its the only girl in the world, i stopped even trying to compete with the loud obnoxous people just aching for attention

[Noble Experiment]

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Can't even go out and try to talk to and get to know a girl somewhere without the homies coming in and totally cock blocking and trying to holler at her and steal her attention away; whether it's intentional or unintentional. Like a pack of wild hungry hyenas smelling and seeing a steak for the first time in years, all swooping in at once. I know all is fair when it comes to shit like that, but still.

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this use to piss me off before i got a girlfriend, any time a girl was around homies act like its the only girl in the world, i stopped even trying to compete with the loud obnoxous people just aching for attention

Yeah at that point if it's gonna just turn into a giant sword fight for the girls attention ill just let all of them fight and withdrawal myself from the equation, its not even worth it dealing with the annoyance of trying to out do and one up all my homies just to win the girls attention at that point. My homies all don't seem to mind though. If the girl in question likes you enough anyways she will shrug off all the sword fighting that they're doing and she will still be drawn to you and go out of her way to go towards you anyways, even with all the one-upping that's going on with everyone else, so there's really no point in participating in all the sword fighting.

[DarthDingusMaximus]

Can't even go out and try to talk to and get to know a girl somewhere without the homies coming in and totally cock blocking and trying to holler at her and steal her attention away; whether it's intentional or unintentional. Like a pack of wild hungry hyenas smelling and seeing a steak for the first time in years, all swooping in at once. I know all is fair when it comes to shit like that, but still.

There’s a book I’ve been reading in which it details the power of persuasion and reading other’s body gestures, a good way of understanding my own social awkwardness and picking up the hints others are afraid to convey.

The 48 laws of power, I have been reading it in between sessions and it helps me for getting my point across.

[Paco Supreme]

I get one day a week to skate my local park and today not one but two different kinds of bullshit were waiting for me when I rolled up.

Two little kids on scooters playing chase kept snaking everyone, which wouldn’t be so bad if some dude with a tripod camera wasn’t trying to film everyone that skated past him or have him follow cam you without any warning

[AssFlea]

Picked up the oogle again for the blizzard. I was against it. Fuckers pissing me off again

[Yu Dum]

Pulled my fucking groin coughing the other day. Tried skating yesterday and only made it worse.
Anyone got any tips on dealing with this shit? I want to be able to skate Saturday and Sunday.

[ok boomer]

Heating pad and light stretches, keep it loose.

Pulled my groin on a FS Flip 13 years ago, was very disappointed.

[DarthDingusMaximus]

I get one day a week to skate my local park and today not one but two different kinds of bullshit were waiting for me when I rolled up.

Two little kids on scooters playing chase kept snaking everyone, which wouldn’t be so bad if some dude with a tripod camera wasn’t trying to film everyone that skated past him or have him follow cam you without any warning

Some dipshit decided I was good enough to do doubles with and I kicked my board out on a bs air that he was in my way for.

I ended the session without a word and just bailed.

[WastedHippy]

Pulled my fucking groin coughing the other day. Tried skating yesterday and only made it worse.
Anyone got any tips on dealing with this shit? I want to be able to skate Saturday and Sunday.

lol this is like the ultimate insult to oneself

[Complements4U]

[ClownOfTheDay]

the gangs all there... 

[AssFlea]

I'm having a meltdown. I've babysat 4 brothers and sisters 9 cousin been guardian to my niece and now living in with my nephews to care.
I also worked for other families etc.

Never ever has one of these kids said hey uncle John I wanna be a cop. The older ones are certified g. I refined my program to be don't do major crime do art but still don't talk to police.

Today Jimbi said Uncle john I want to talk to the police. Just a little bit. I almost dropped my coffee.
I had to stop and think.
I said you wanna break the g code little buddy? That's not good that's not good. You're going to go to kid jail and you won't see your family till your a grown up and your friends may beat you up. I won't be able to stop them if you break the code.

I know you like pretending to be a cop right now but when you're big you will understand. WE  NEVER EVER EVER TALK TO THE POLICE.
They are the fucking enemy kid. And if you EVER talk to them I'm gone forever.

No even hello.

Say good bye uncle john.

I couldn't believe my ears. Say hi to a cop. No fucking way ked

[VHS ERA]

I am old enough to know to not get too drunk at work Christmas parties. Fuck. I think everything is cool but not sure. Hangxiety in effect.

[no habla mango]

I'm having a meltdown. I've babysat 4 brothers and sisters 9 cousin been guardian to my niece and now living in with my nephews to care.
I also worked for other families etc.

Never ever has one of these kids said hey uncle John I wanna be a cop. The older ones are certified g. I refined my program to be don't do major crime do art but still don't talk to police.

Today Jimbi said Uncle john I want to talk to the police. Just a little bit. I almost dropped my coffee.
I had to stop and think.
I said you wanna break the g code little buddy? That's not good that's not good. You're going to go to kid jail and you won't see your family till your a grown up and your friends may beat you up. I won't be able to stop them if you break the code.

I know you like pretending to be a cop right now but when you're big you will understand. WE  NEVER EVER EVER TALK TO THE POLICE.
They are the fucking enemy kid. And if you EVER talk to them I'm gone forever.

No even hello.

Say good bye uncle john.

I couldn't believe my ears. Say hi to a cop. No fucking way ked

glad to see someone is raising the next generation of unemployable, junkie babysitters. 

[AssFlea]

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I'm having a meltdown. I've babysat 4 brothers and sisters 9 cousin been guardian to my niece and now living in with my nephews to care.
I also worked for other families etc.

Never ever has one of these kids said hey uncle John I wanna be a cop. The older ones are certified g. I refined my program to be don't do major crime do art but still don't talk to police.

Today Jimbi said Uncle john I want to talk to the police. Just a little bit. I almost dropped my coffee.
I had to stop and think.
I said you wanna break the g code little buddy? That's not good that's not good. You're going to go to kid jail and you won't see your family till your a grown up and your friends may beat you up. I won't be able to stop them if you break the code.

I know you like pretending to be a cop right now but when you're big you will understand. WE  NEVER EVER EVER TALK TO THE POLICE.
They are the fucking enemy kid. And if you EVER talk to them I'm gone forever.

No even hello.

Say good bye uncle john.

I couldn't believe my ears. Say hi to a cop. No fucking way ked

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glad to see someone is raising the next generation of unemployable, junkie babysitters. 

nah. I got it down. I'm batting way better than any other adult in my family.  The court thinks I'm the second coming of Jesus and wanted to give me youthful offenders to teach to paint.

I shouted Not it.

Slap doesn't reflect my real world potential though don't get it twisted..

Also the cops killed my youngest brother and the court falsely imprisoned another for 9-13.

THE ONLY thing a child should say ever is
I want my parents
I want my lawyer

[tortfeasor]

i bring my own healthy lunches to work all week except friday when i get chicken and rice from this amazing place. today i put too much hot sauce on it and and the sauce muted the flavors of the chicken.   i tried adding more ajo salsa into the rice to try and even it out and i just fucked it up even more. was not cool.

[WastedHippy]

I am old enough to know to not get too drunk at work Christmas parties. Fuck. I think everything is cool but not sure. Hangxiety in effect.

Aint this just too real haha

[VHS ERA]

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I am old enough to know to not get too drunk at work Christmas parties. Fuck. I think everything is cool but not sure. Hangxiety in effect.

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It’s not great lol
Aint this just too real haha

[givecigstosurfgroms]

 Fuck all you waxxers man.   Why have more then 'a bit'?
- Thats all you need.

[JB]

Fuck all you waxxers man.   Why have more then 'a bit'?
- Thats all you need.

I feel like I like it slick, but it definitely sucks when someone goes full pudwill on your favorite ledge

[givecigstosurfgroms]

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Fuck all you waxxers man.   Why have more then 'a bit'?
- Thats all you need.

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I feel like I like it slick, but it definitely sucks when someone goes full pudwill on your favorite ledge

  It was these people. It was so bad id say even Pudwill would have chimed in on my side.  They even started waxing the ground, fuck.

[os89]

I need to shave, but I fucking hate doing it, I use an electric one but still it is a chore. I guess that's why I wait, but it's a catch 22. Especially with the walrus stache I have now, I keep putting it off and it gets longer and more annoying. Fucking hell I hate facial hair.

[Frank]

need to leave the house because there's a gas leak in my house. apparently one tenant died... currently sitting in a fire truck waiting to be allowed to go in to get basic shit, since we will be allowed to really get back in tomorrow the earliest.

[hangontoyourego]

need to leave the house because there's a gas leak in my house. apparently one tenant died... currently sitting in a fire truck waiting to be allowed to go in to get basic shit, since we will be allowed to really get back in tomorrow the earliest.

Damn that’s harsh . Do You have a place to go ? Do you have family and pets to move as well ? Hope it all works out safely . 

[Skart]

I need to shave, but I fucking hate doing it, I use an electric one but still it is a chore. I guess that's why I wait, but it's a catch 22. Especially with the walrus stache I have now, I keep putting it off and it gets longer and more annoying. Fucking hell I hate facial hair.

Burn it for a movie