I’m with my parents for the evening and my mom has had a few drinks or smoked some weed or something, and she will not shut the fuck up. I’m about to scream. Everything that enters her brain gets vocalized.
1 what size is your TV?
2 do you know what day groundhog’s day is?
3 do you like Patrick Mahomes?
4 why is Patrick Mahomes doing commercials already?
5 would you ever like to go to Spain?
6 do you like Ben Affleck?
7. Make sure you shut the blinds in your bedroom!
OMG shoot me