Some asshole keeps jerking off in the work shower. I work in a large building that has a single stall shower, only like 3 people in the entire building know of it/bother to use it ever. I start work at 7am when nobody is there. So some days I arrive, clock in, shower for a long fucking time cause nobody's there and I'm getting paid. A couple months ago I began my morning routine and lo and behold there was a big old load blown on the shower floor. I'm a man in his 30s so I know what shower jizz looks like. I had to struggle to get it down the drain while absolutely disgusted. This morning I arrived to take my shower only to discover someone had cum on the shower floor again, like a thief in the night. I think I know who it is.