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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #690 on: May 28, 2008, 10:46:24 PM »
Women
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #691 on: May 28, 2008, 10:51:42 PM »

i dont understand why anyone would want tits that big, walking around and trying to drive would be fucked.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #692 on: May 28, 2008, 11:20:03 PM »
too much team chicken on slap right now. i think i'm gonna go on a hiatus.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #693 on: May 28, 2008, 11:53:46 PM »
Someone got stabbed to death at the train station near the skate park.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #694 on: May 29, 2008, 05:23:44 AM »
the amount of senseless murderes in and around vancouver lately

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #695 on: May 29, 2008, 07:36:59 AM »
back pain, allergies, tiredness

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #696 on: May 29, 2008, 11:18:19 AM »
surgery loomin', working on nice days, new people at work who i have to train
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #697 on: May 29, 2008, 11:23:10 AM »
the old man woke me up at 8 this morning to pressure was the house.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #698 on: May 29, 2008, 11:32:02 AM »
oh and awesome dudes that have girlfriends.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #699 on: May 29, 2008, 11:35:41 AM »
back pain, allergies, tiredness

yeah..allergies are starting to kick my ass as well.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #700 on: May 29, 2008, 11:35:57 AM »
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i dont understand why anyone would want tits that big, walking around and trying to drive would be fucked.
I think it would be really fun to punch a titty.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #701 on: May 29, 2008, 11:40:05 AM »
are those real?
I used to post

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #702 on: May 29, 2008, 11:47:59 AM »
I asked for extra crispy, they gave me original recipe >:(

thats what you get for fuckin with KFC...you need to go to Popeyes and get some real chicken...

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #703 on: May 29, 2008, 12:45:41 PM »
allergies are fuckin killing me
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #704 on: May 29, 2008, 01:08:33 PM »
allergies are fuckin killing me
that and skating alone.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #705 on: May 29, 2008, 01:26:37 PM »
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #706 on: May 29, 2008, 02:54:36 PM »
Luc Bourdon, a promising young defenceman on the canucks was killed in some sort of motorcylce/trailer crash accident.

So goddamn unstoking, the guy was our top pick in the 2005 draft 10th overall, he was only 21.

r.i.p. luc bourdon

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/2008/05/29/bourdon_obit/

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #707 on: May 29, 2008, 04:52:21 PM »
new job stress sucks balls

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #708 on: May 29, 2008, 06:25:34 PM »
Luc Bourdon, a promising young defenceman on the canucks was killed in some sort of motorcylce/trailer crash accident.

So goddamn unstoking, the guy was our top pick in the 2005 draft 10th overall, he was only 21.

r.i.p. luc bourdon

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/2008/05/29/bourdon_obit/

bummer, guess their predictions about him amounting to nothing are true. i bet every dickhead sportscaster who talked shit on him for the past two years is feeling a little bit like an asshole. but rip, that is a tragedy.
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #709 on: May 29, 2008, 06:50:57 PM »
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Luc Bourdon, a promising young defenceman on the canucks was killed in some sort of motorcylce/trailer crash accident.

So goddamn unstoking, the guy was our top pick in the 2005 draft 10th overall, he was only 21.

r.i.p. luc bourdon

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/2008/05/29/bourdon_obit/
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bummer, guess their predictions about him amounting to nothing are true. i bet every dickhead sportscaster who talked shit on him for the past two years is feeling a little bit like an asshole. but rip, that is a tragedy.

what a bastardly thing to say, you jackass

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #710 on: May 29, 2008, 07:10:15 PM »
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I asked for extra crispy, they gave me original recipe >:(
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thats what you get for fuckin with KFC...you need to go to Popeyes and get some real chicken...

Popeyes is the shit. The chicken burger things are soooo good.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #711 on: May 30, 2008, 08:47:39 AM »
ups tracking info says the package has been delivered......but the package isnt here
and yall dont need to be worryin about my rep, if yall really need to know, its cause no other rapper on here gully enough to do the dirt dolo i done
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #712 on: May 30, 2008, 10:13:47 AM »
moving sucks

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #713 on: May 30, 2008, 11:16:36 AM »
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allergies are fuckin killing me
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that and skating alone.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #714 on: May 30, 2008, 01:26:11 PM »
good friends getting in car accidents and having nothing but vague details. you hope for the best but you feel the worst.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #715 on: May 30, 2008, 02:27:22 PM »
today is my moms birthday and i cant be with her, and the 90 dollar flower/same day deal i ordered for her are now going to have to be delivered monday. bummed.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #716 on: May 30, 2008, 03:10:22 PM »
found out i have a hairline fracture in my foot, i keep having dreams of my dead grandfather, i thought about drinking my piss just for the hell of it and my conscious didn't tell me that it was a terrible idea, i'm not going to do it but for a split second it wasn't a bad idea, and that worries me.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #717 on: May 30, 2008, 04:01:40 PM »
I kinda backed out of going to my friends club birthday thingy. I kinda feel back because I know he's gonna take it personally and whatnot, I just know I wouldn't have enjoyed myself.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #718 on: May 30, 2008, 04:15:22 PM »
i had to rescue this baby bird from my sister's cat for the second day in a row.  i think its parents might have abandoned him this time, and the cat fucked him up pretty good, so i don't think he's gonna make it.  i put him in the garage near its nest, so hopefully the parents will come back and help him out...


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #719 on: May 30, 2008, 05:45:32 PM »
my girlfriend and I broke up about two weeks ago and ive been beyond bored since, especially at night when i'd usually be at her place...when i was single before it was fun because none of my friends had girls, but now they all either have a girlfriend or moved away. im pretty lonely.  :-\