The Slap Message Boards and the Trial of Jamie Thomas

[SLAPTASTIC]

It's the Hate here thats keeps these kids alive. It is their life force, what motivates 90% of the posting here.

Essentially what Publius Fannius Synistor is saying is: Are you sure you don't want to be a complete asshole, amounting to roughly a week or two (20 odd pages) of entertainment for the Pals and the Lurkers?

[natenola forever]

the fit of the sweatpants came out kinda wacky, but yeah it was my idea, I thought it would be sick to have sweats fit like jeans.

what's the point scootboard? dazed related? hear no? speak no? see no???

i saw a video where some girl had stretch pants that were printed like some acid washed jeans maybe you should look into those.

[NickDagger]

Can you please change your fucking name?

[Sleazy]

What if I was Bobby Puleo, Slap's Messiah, and I'd came to take the Pals to the promised land of cellar doors and scattering pigeons? Where there is skinny wheels and Ramen noodles for all.

Or would that be a sign of the end times for this place?

Bobby Puleo?

Damn, hate to break the news to you but John broke his back, Ali's in a coma and Shane's dead. On the positive side the Lakia video finally dropped. Eitherway, welcome to 08.

[cliff]

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What if I was Bobby Puleo, Slap's Messiah, and I'd came to take the Pals to the promised land of cellar doors and scattering pigeons? Where there is skinny wheels and Ramen noodles for all.

Or would that be a sign of the end times for this place?

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Bobby Puleo?

Damn, hate to break the news to you but John broke his back, Ali's in a coma and Shane's dead. On the positive side the Lakia video finally dropped. Eitherway, welcome to 08.

UUhhhhh ali has been out of that coma for a while.......

[grimcity]

On a side note, a lot of things that get labeled "hate" around here really aren't.

Interrogations maybe, but not hate.

[brooklyn brawler]

of entertainment for the Pals and the Lurkers?

There's a difference.

Last year this whole thing was with Pals, while lurkers sat and watched.

This year, the lurkers come out of the woodwork and act like they were part of it.



None of you new account assholes were calling him gay any more than I was. You can't say anything if all you did was sit and watch.

[grimcity]

^
I also remember raising much hell in that thread. Jamie, did you wind up eventually meeting all of us that welcomed you to the forums?

[brooklyn brawler]

I think he's met everyone but Dr. Newton. Have you met Beautifull? Or have you met Doug Brown?

[ahlee]

whens the product toss?

[ohhhhtisbdriftwood]

I think he's met everyone but Dr. Newton.

no.

[brooklyn brawler]

Welcome home.

[sweets]

You know, he has met most of us. I haven't seen him since he started posting but when I go visit San Diego this summer or fall, I'll be knocking on the door at Black Box like, "can I borrow your mac? I need to post something real quick." then cruising the park with my friends he employs.

[ohhhhtisbdriftwood]

I'll be knocking on the door at Black Box like, "can I borrow your mac? I need to post something real quick."

aah cute, then maybe you two could get together and try to delete a couple of threads or ban a few people or otherwise somehow ruin this messageboard.

maybe post some innocent kids phone number?

by the way who will be looking after your bastard child while you're in S.D?

the dog?

[Lance]

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I'll be knocking on the door at Black Box like, "can I borrow your mac? I need to post something real quick."

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aah cute, then maybe you two could get together and try to delete a couple of threads or ban a few people or otherwise somehow ruin this messageboard.

maybe post some innocent kids phone number?

by the way who will be looking after your bastard child while your in S.D?

the dog?

Damn. Welcome back Otis

[Absurdicon Delta]

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I'll be knocking on the door at Black Box like, "can I borrow your mac? I need to post something real quick."

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aah cute, then maybe you two could get together and try to delete a couple of threads or ban a few people or otherwise somehow ruin this messageboard.

maybe post some innocent kids phone number?

by the way who will be looking after your bastard child while your in S.D?

the dog?

^ oh shit SWEETS, I bet that your mouse pointer is hovering over the "Report to moderators" button as I type this

[sebastian toombs]

yawn...   man, i had a rotten sleep last night.  hope tonight is better

[ohhhhtisbdriftwood]

yawn...   man, i had a rotten sleep last night.  hope tonight is better

why don't you print out some of your classic 'whatever' posts about camera lenses, cats or driving cars with gearsticks and read them back to yourself in bed.

that should do it.

[LENNIEKIRKSBIBLE]

Holy Shit this thread is killing it.

In terms of sheer jaw dropping I mean.

But that could just be the cock's talking.

[Dr Newton]

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... but I'm not bitching out. Fuck you Jamie Thomas.

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PS. You're super gnarly for "typing" this!

Well, what do you want me to do? I'll write it to you in a Christmas card, say it to you on the phone, invite you to my house and say it to you over dinner, etc. It's really no problem. I'm not afraid of "the Chief," or the scary (maybe I should say "super gnarly") graphics he puts on the bottom of his Mexican-made Zumiez skateboards.

[bumptobar]

Ive got nothing but love for JT.  All his parts get me psyched and id much rather support him and blackbox than whatever companies burton owns.


To all those who say im "sucking dick"....suck my dick.

[SLAPTASTIC]

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of entertainment for the Pals and the Lurkers?

[close]

There's a difference.

Last year this whole thing was with Pals, while lurkers sat and watched.

This year, the lurkers come out of the woodwork and act like they were part of it.



None of you new account assholes were calling him gay any more than I was. You can't say anything if all you did was sit and watch.

That is sooooooo O.G. of you dude, joining these boards a year ago and then shit talking Jamie Thomas before anyone else! My point was I think most of the disrespect for JT stems from a feeling of an importance/recognition if Jamie quotes your name or responds directly to your shittalking. You all get so giddy getting a rise out of a 'known' person, (J. Gray, J. Fortune, J. Strickland, a Darkstar team manager), but maybe Dr. Newton is better qualified for such psychology.

[brooklyn brawler]

You have no idea what's going on here, do you?

[SLAPTASTIC]

More than you realize.

[brooklyn brawler]

Okay, Damon Byrd.

[bill hates]

i always get scared of new posters with an overabundance of slap knowledge..

[grimcity]

Okay, Damon Byrd.

I just choked on my fucking cigarette, good shit.

[ProjectPatrick]

You know, he has met most of us. I haven't seen him since he started posting but when I go visit San Diego this summer or fall, I'll be knocking on the door at Black Box like, "can I borrow your mac? I need to post something real quick." then cruising the park with my friends he employs.

Haha, no fucking way - this has to be sarcasm.

[Gest]

its really lame that people were mean to jayme fortune though, that guy was a good guy and was having some troublesome shit

[Dr Newton]

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of entertainment for the Pals and the Lurkers?

[close]

There's a difference.

Last year this whole thing was with Pals, while lurkers sat and watched.

This year, the lurkers come out of the woodwork and act like they were part of it.



None of you new account assholes were calling him gay any more than I was. You can't say anything if all you did was sit and watch.

[close]

That is sooooooo O.G. of you dude, joining these boards a year ago and then shit talking Jamie Thomas before anyone else! My point was I think most of the disrespect for JT stems from a feeling of an importance/recognition if Jamie quotes your name or responds directly to your shittalking. You all get so giddy getting a rise out of a 'known' person, (J. Gray, J. Fortune, J. Strickland, a Darkstar team manager), but maybe Dr. Newton is better qualified for such psychology.

But I like Henry Sanchez, Jayme Fortune, James Kelch, Alex Chalmers, and James Craig. I did not like Jim Gray. I either wasn't here or didn't see the posts from the rest of those people.

You all just do not recognize what a scumbag the guy is. He has to be in control of everything, at all times. That's why he sends Chris Cole regular shit to wear, and photoshops bandanas into his ads. That's why he gives every magazine (including Big Brother, according to Dave Carnie) a hard time pretty much all the time. I even heard something about Transworld wanting to feature some local skaters somewhere, and Jamie Thomas getting mad because his riders could "do the same thing, only better."