The Slap Message Boards and the Trial of Jamie Thomas

[Universal Remonster]

It's good that he has a mac so when he downloads asian porn he won't get viruses and ruin his productivity.

[Rocuronium]

I'd like to know under what name Mackenzie Eisenhour posts. It's only fair.
I liked the article but I would have liked to hear from other top pros who lurk anonymously and cliff, sanch, JF. It would have rounded off the discussion on how pros relate to the boards.

[Dr Newton]

OMGz teh FAMUS PRO SK8RS!11 MAY I BOHTER U W/ A FEW QESTIons?

i lIEK UR LEAP OF FAITH. DID GOD HELP U LAND IT?

DOEs ZERO SKATEBOARDS have teh best poPP?

HOW MANY STAIRS CAN U OLLIE?  

[Alan]

Whoa there, horsey!

[gub!!]

heh. for a self-styled skateboard "journalist" our friend "mackenzie eisenhower" sure has this tendency to fawn over his subjects

[I SUCK!]

It's embarassing how awfully Jamie Thomas bitched this forum.

You motherfuckers hated his guts, but as soon as he got here started sucking cock -- no changes on his part, and very little explanation for the different shit he has done over the years.

Well, I this is actually not embarassing for me. Maybe second-hand embarassment, but I'm not bitching out. Fuck you Jamie Thomas.

If this was posted by anyone other than yourself it might be worth discussing. It might have also had me wondering why I'm so lame, but since I already know that and that you're worse, it's completely disregardable.

[I SUCK!]

... but I'm not bitching out. Fuck you Jamie Thomas.

PS. You're super gnarly for "typing" this!

[sebastian toombs]

"whats the deal with magazines doing articles about message boards?  what is up with tha-at?!"

[brooklyn brawler]

I seriously butt-fucked my liver in Montreal again this weekend.

[ProjectPatrick]

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It's embarassing how awfully Jamie Thomas bitched this forum.

You motherfuckers hated his guts, but as soon as he got here started sucking cock -- no changes on his part, and very little explanation for the different shit he has done over the years.

Well, I this is actually not embarassing for me. Maybe second-hand embarassment, but I'm not bitching out. Fuck you Jamie Thomas.

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If this was posted by anyone other than yourself it might be worth discussing. It might have also had me wondering why I'm so lame, but since I already know that and that you're worse, it's completely disregardable.

Newton's right and you know it. I don't think you're "lame" but nearly everyone on this forum has had their lips surgically attached to your dick. Pretty much all of your posts regarding other skaters are generic compliments and a ton of your other posts come from you talking about your own companies. You're not exactally saying anything deserving of incredibly high praise... It's not a bad thing since you obviously would have a lot to lose by putting yourself out there as much as Henry Sanchez did, but he was a much better and to honest more interesting member than you. Don't be all offended or some shit either becuase this isn't about your character it's just about your posting habits - that's just the way I see it and I don't feel like trying to argue it with every single other member on the forum chipping in about how I'm a dickhead and you're such a great poster because "OMG he lyke totally comes on here just like us, he's so down to earth, HES JUST LIKE US."

[Gest]

yeah, before dudes were fucking ATTACKING him about the blank/shop board controversy, i dont think he ceased that whole policy either and i think they are still continuing to attempt to make it go through

[brooklyn brawler]

I also had poutine four times in two days. My friend rolled a pogo stick into a slice of pizza and ate it like that. It pretty much owned my poutine calorie intake.

In retaliation, I broke into his place at 5AM and finished the rest of his beer with my friends on his porch till he came home.

[I SUCK!]

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It's embarassing how awfully Jamie Thomas bitched this forum.

You motherfuckers hated his guts, but as soon as he got here started sucking cock -- no changes on his part, and very little explanation for the different shit he has done over the years.

Well, I this is actually not embarassing for me. Maybe second-hand embarassment, but I'm not bitching out. Fuck you Jamie Thomas.

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If this was posted by anyone other than yourself it might be worth discussing. It might have also had me wondering why I'm so lame, but since I already know that and that you're worse, it's completely disregardable.

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Newton's right and you know it. I don't think you're "lame" but nearly everyone on this forum has had their lips surgically attached to your dick. Pretty much all of your posts regarding other skaters are generic compliments and a ton of your other posts come from you talking about your own companies. You're not exactally saying anything deserving of incredibly high praise... It's not a bad thing since you obviously would have a lot to lose by putting yourself out there as much as Henry Sanchez did, but he was a much better and to honest more interesting member than you. Don't be all offended or some shit either becuase this isn't about your character it's just about your posting habits - that's just the way I see it and I don't feel like trying to argue it with every single other member on the forum chipping in about how I'm a dickhead and you're such a great poster because "OMG he lyke totally comes on here just like us, he's so down to earth, HES JUST LIKE US."

If by the “lip attachment” you mean that people aren’t hating as much as they used to, yeah it’s not as fun when the person’s there to defend themselves and the novelty of calling them out just to engage in conversation eventually wears off.

…I’m not here to prove how down to earth I am, I’m hear cause I want to read what people have to say and occasionally say something. I'm the last person to think that something I have done or my involvement on the board is worthy of any praise...and if my posting style seems too subtle, it’s cause I want to bring something positive to this shit and it’s usually my honest take. As you pointed out, I have no anonymity, so I basically won’t say anything here that I wouldn’t say in a magazine interview. That makes my posts less harsh and I’m okay with that, cause I’m not trying to make anyone feel like shit just for kicks.

[I SUCK!]

yeah, before dudes were fucking ATTACKING him about the blank/shop board controversy, i dont think he ceased that whole policy either and i think they are still continuing to attempt to make it go through

...if by policy, you mean giving shops who are sacrificing profits to support skateboarding a bigger discount, yeah we're still doing that.

[I SUCK!]

...if by

[bobjohn]

Cheap Mexican labor saves the skateboarding industry yet again.

[I SUCK!]

Cheap Mexican labor saves the skateboarding industry yet again.

I sense the sarcasm, but it yeah it makes discounts possible.

[I SUCK!]

It's been a little over a year since the 120 page bashing. Now it appears that it's time to call me out on all the same topics, so you don't look like your dick riding.

[Gest]

on a dick riding note, i put thrill of it all in the vcr today, i never realized jamie did a late shove over the point loma rail, seriously what the fuck

what ever happened to wade burkitt, scott copalman, and some of those other guys? i know aaron harrison is/was on atm, he fucking was really good in rocket science

[I SUCK!]

on a dick riding note, i put thrill of it all in the vcr today, i never realized jamie did a late shove over the point loma rail, seriously what the fuck

what ever happened to wade burkitt, scott copalman, and some of those other guys? i know aaron harrison is/was on atm, he fucking was really good in rocket science

got beat to a pulp for an hour and a half on the late shove, I basically kept trying til i got lucky, so I can't take credit like im good.

Burkitt's pickled in OZ being artsy. Copalman's back in Phoenix, I think he's going to school for film making.
...and Ellington, Lopez and Mumford would be the other guys.

[tiger woods]

jaime, i really don't think you have to defend yourself anymore, just let the haters hate.

[j....soy.....]

i think i asked this question before but never got an answer.....what was with the jean cut sweat pants....were those your idea?

[tiger woods]

sorry, it's in my nature, but I try to keep it mellow. rather than getting all "sideways".

i hear ya. no need to apologize though. i feel that beef is done and over with, and its time for the haters to move on.

[bill hates]

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Cheap Mexican labor saves the skateboarding industry yet again.

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I sense the sarcasm, but it yeah it makes discounts possible.

[I SUCK!]

the fit of the sweatpants came out kinda wacky, but yeah it was my idea, I thought it would be sick to have sweats fit like jeans.

what's the point scootboard? dazed related? hear no? speak no? see no???

[bill hates]

the fit of the sweatpants came out kinda wacky, but yeah it was my idea, I thought it would be sick to have sweats fit like jeans.

what's the point scootboard? dazed related? hear no? speak no? see no???

nothin man discounts are dope

[j....soy.....]

the fit of the sweatpants came out kinda wacky, but yeah it was my idea, I thought it would be sick to have sweats fit like jeans.

next time just stick to brown cords....

[i am not asian]

Jamie, will you pass the blunt?  Fuckin' hog!

[I SUCK!]

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the fit of the sweatpants came out kinda wacky, but yeah it was my idea, I thought it would be sick to have sweats fit like jeans.

what's the point scootboard? dazed related? hear no? speak no? see no???

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nothin man discounts are dope

Cool, i guess apparently so are factories where ladies make pants.

[brooklyn brawler]

On the way home from the bar this weekend, my friend rolled his pizza around a Pogo Stick. It's pretty much the biggest hammer I've ever seen.