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Quote from: mynameisnotjeff on February 21, 2020, 02:47:15 PMExpand QuoteAlso, I don’t flush my TP and wipes I throw them out. Don’t want to clog any pipes. [close]do you catch your poo before it hits the water too
Also, I don’t flush my TP and wipes I throw them out. Don’t want to clog any pipes. [close]
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My mother in law is from SE asia and has been staying with us. I couldn't figure out why the bathroom always smelled like shit, and it was because she puts her shitty TP in the garbage. Had to have the wife talk to her. We got pipes and you aren't squatting over a hole, fucking flush it.
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Quote from: Charlie Hustle on March 03, 2020, 10:52:13 AMExpand QuoteMy mother in law is from SE asia and has been staying with us. I couldn't figure out why the bathroom always smelled like shit, and it was because she puts her shitty TP in the garbage. Had to have the wife talk to her. We got pipes and you aren't squatting over a hole, fucking flush it.[close]Dude, my sister in law did this while visiting from the carribean and it drove me insane. I told my wife to confront her and she says, "She's doing it to save the planet and is offended you asked her to flush it".Fuck the planet, flush your TP or GTFO.
My mother in law is from SE asia and has been staying with us. I couldn't figure out why the bathroom always smelled like shit, and it was because she puts her shitty TP in the garbage. Had to have the wife talk to her. We got pipes and you aren't squatting over a hole, fucking flush it.[close]
Quote from: fakie nollie on March 11, 2020, 02:32:50 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Charlie Hustle on March 03, 2020, 10:52:13 AMExpand QuoteMy mother in law is from SE asia and has been staying with us. I couldn't figure out why the bathroom always smelled like shit, and it was because she puts her shitty TP in the garbage. Had to have the wife talk to her. We got pipes and you aren't squatting over a hole, fucking flush it.[close]Dude, my sister in law did this while visiting from the carribean and it drove me insane. I told my wife to confront her and she says, "She's doing it to save the planet and is offended you asked her to flush it".Fuck the planet, flush your TP or GTFO.[close] At least they dont come out like borat with the bag.
Quote from: Charlie Hustle on March 03, 2020, 10:52:13 AMExpand QuoteMy mother in law is from SE asia and has been staying with us. I couldn't figure out why the bathroom always smelled like shit, and it was because she puts her shitty TP in the garbage. Had to have the wife talk to her. We got pipes and you aren't squatting over a hole, fucking flush it.[close]Dude, my sister in law did this while visiting from the carribean and it drove me insane. I told my wife to confront her and she says, "She's doing it to save the planet and is offended you asked her to flush it".Fuck the planet, flush your TP or GTFO.[close]
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Ah I tried wet wipes once but it hurt my butthole, I got real bad skin irritation.What brand do you have?
Installed a bidet at home and it takes some getting used to. It’s been nice but, shitting at work and they don’t have wet wipes and just dry wiping feels disgusting.
Quote from: matty_c on May 28, 2020, 08:07:08 PMExpand QuoteAh I tried wet wipes once but it hurt my butthole, I got real bad skin irritation.What brand do you have?[close]I used the Costco and Target brand baby wipes. Haven’t had any irritation.
Ah I tried wet wipes once but it hurt my butthole, I got real bad skin irritation.What brand do you have?[close]
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Quote from: mynameisnotjeff on May 28, 2020, 10:06:23 AMExpand QuoteInstalled a bidet at home and it takes some getting used to. It’s been nice but, shitting at work and they don’t have wet wipes and just dry wiping feels disgusting.[close]Bidets are were it's at. Had it on my list of things to buy before the pandemic and as soon as the TP situation started happening, I bought one from Home Depot. Love it. Cheers on that.
Installed a bidet at home and it takes some getting used to. It’s been nice but, shitting at work and they don’t have wet wipes and just dry wiping feels disgusting.[close]