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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #600 on: April 06, 2021, 11:24:20 PM »
its not wiping, but, if any y'all don't know the trick to stop dick leak after taking a leak, I learned recently and will share.

After pissing, press up under the ballsack, the perineum, and any leftover piss that might normally leak down your pant leg or leave a piss mark, either shoots right out into the can or gets sucked back in. No more shaking and still leaking. As a commando, this shit has been a game changer.

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holy shit, i cannot wait to try this! this is the bane of my existence and i never knew if everybody was dealing with this or if my piss zone was broken. i've been having to dab myself dry with toilet paper which just makes me feel like i don't know how to piss. i hope this is works.
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #601 on: April 21, 2021, 11:37:51 AM »
How do you think Brink wipes his butt? With candles?

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #602 on: April 22, 2021, 11:35:36 AM »
How do you think Brink wipes his butt? With candles?

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #603 on: April 23, 2021, 07:36:26 AM »
Brink had intially responded to that inquiry.
It read "TP then wet wipes, if you must know". I'm sure he accidentally left out the Zoom part.
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #604 on: April 23, 2021, 09:40:52 AM »
I just want to say , about 10-15 years ago, this thread genuinely changed my perception of ass wiping, and I am forever in a debt of gratitude
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #605 on: May 03, 2021, 03:58:17 AM »
Always front to back. Always check if the paper is clean before you pull your pants up

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #606 on: May 05, 2021, 08:56:15 PM »
Always front to back. Always check if the paper is clean before you pull your pants up

Yes, solid basics.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #607 on: May 06, 2021, 04:33:40 AM »
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its not wiping, but, if any y'all don't know the trick to stop dick leak after taking a leak, I learned recently and will share.

After pissing, press up under the ballsack, the perineum, and any leftover piss that might normally leak down your pant leg or leave a piss mark, either shoots right out into the can or gets sucked back in. No more shaking and still leaking. As a commando, this shit has been a game changer.

shalom
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holy shit, i cannot wait to try this! this is the bane of my existence and i never knew if everybody was dealing with this or if my piss zone was broken. i've been having to dab myself dry with toilet paper which just makes me feel like i don't know how to piss. i hope this is works.

Did it work??? I'm also trying this next time i pee and will give you guys an update

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #608 on: May 06, 2021, 04:30:25 PM »
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its not wiping, but, if any y'all don't know the trick to stop dick leak after taking a leak, I learned recently and will share.

After pissing, press up under the ballsack, the perineum, and any leftover piss that might normally leak down your pant leg or leave a piss mark, either shoots right out into the can or gets sucked back in. No more shaking and still leaking. As a commando, this shit has been a game changer.

shalom
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holy shit, i cannot wait to try this! this is the bane of my existence and i never knew if everybody was dealing with this or if my piss zone was broken. i've been having to dab myself dry with toilet paper which just makes me feel like i don't know how to piss. i hope this is works.
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Did it work??? I'm also trying this next time i pee and will give you guys an update
I tried
No luck

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #609 on: May 07, 2021, 02:48:53 AM »
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its not wiping, but, if any y'all don't know the trick to stop dick leak after taking a leak, I learned recently and will share.

After pissing, press up under the ballsack, the perineum, and any leftover piss that might normally leak down your pant leg or leave a piss mark, either shoots right out into the can or gets sucked back in. No more shaking and still leaking. As a commando, this shit has been a game changer.

shalom
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holy shit, i cannot wait to try this! this is the bane of my existence and i never knew if everybody was dealing with this or if my piss zone was broken. i've been having to dab myself dry with toilet paper which just makes me feel like i don't know how to piss. i hope this is works.
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Did it work??? I'm also trying this next time i pee and will give you guys an update
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I tried
No luck

Same here

We need more instructions

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #610 on: May 16, 2021, 04:56:06 PM »
Like directly under your balls in the middle of between your legs, if you feel around up there you値l feel like a tube or something the piss must go through this tube, anyway you値l know when you touch it cause it feels funny like a nerve or something

Anyway just push on that, it definitely works I tried it the other day
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #611 on: May 16, 2021, 08:19:25 PM »
Like directly under your balls in the middle of between your legs, if you feel around up there you値l feel like a tube or something the piss must go through this tube, anyway you値l know when you touch it cause it feels funny like a nerve or something

Anyway just push on that, it definitely works I tried it the other day

it for sure works, like not the same every time, but definetly helps draining the lizard.

to quote the great neen williams:

figure it out.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #612 on: May 17, 2021, 05:29:02 PM »
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Like directly under your balls in the middle of between your legs, if you feel around up there you値l feel like a tube or something the piss must go through this tube, anyway you値l know when you touch it cause it feels funny like a nerve or something

Anyway just push on that, it definitely works I tried it the other day
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it for sure works, like not the same every time, but definetly helps draining the lizard.

to quote the great neen williams:

figure it out.

wasn't about to explain it further. thank you. ha ha ha push up and 1 shake.
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #613 on: May 18, 2021, 02:49:06 PM »
So I知 guessing some people don稚 have this issue what痴 the go you guys reckon if I do boy kegels it might go away on its own? Sounds right, anyway?
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #614 on: May 18, 2021, 04:09:23 PM »
So I知 guessing some people don稚 have this issue what痴 the go you guys reckon if I do boy kegels it might go away on its own? Sounds right, anyway?
Sounds right.
I should too.
I mean, shit, you can do them anywhere; so why not?!
Also, I was trying to get on the regimen of pausing the piss after I start and still have a lot in there for a 5 count at least and try to do that 2-3 times in one piss; that helps strengthen too, or so I convinced myself.