wiping your butt

[SSBS1080CBBSNP]

My ass recently switched from 24/7 coffee shits to solid loafs. I now look down at the toilet with pride after each load. My coffee intake remains excessive and I do not know what to attribute this stool improvement to. Anyways, it’s good to be back down to two sheets per wipe.

[SSBS1080CBBSNP]

My ass recently switched from 24/7 coffee shits to solid loafs. I now look down at the toilet with pride after each load. My coffee intake remains excessive and I do not know what to attribute this stool improvement to. Anyways, it’s good to be back down to two sheets per wipe.

[L33Tg33k]

I immediately installed a bidet in my new apartment. I'm kind of bummed because the stream is to weak and I can't make it stronger. Either I get used to it or I gotta buy and install a different one. It's still infinitely better than dry tp.

[Frank]

My ass recently switched from 24/7 coffee shits to solid loafs. I now look down at the toilet with pride after each load. My coffee intake remains excessive and I do not know what to attribute this stool improvement to. Anyways, it’s good to be back down to two sheets per wipe.

probably added fiber to your diet without knowing?

[SSBS1080CBBSNP]

You’re probably right about the fiber. I should’ve started eating apples a while ago. A weak bidet stream sounds like a bummer L33t but glad it’s better than tp. I want to try one this new year.

[PuffinMuffin]

I immediately installed a bidet in my new apartment. I'm kind of bummed because the stream is to weak and I can't make it stronger. Either I get used to it or I gotta buy and install a different one. It's still infinitely better than dry tp.

Huh, it's odd. Installed a bidet in all six of the apartments we've had. Weak water pressure was never an issue. Probably a stupid question, but is the shutoff valve fully opened? Also, are the little plastic flow restrictors in the hoses facing the correct way? What is the brand of the Bidet?

[L33Tg33k]

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I immediately installed a bidet in my new apartment. I'm kind of bummed because the stream is to weak and I can't make it stronger. Either I get used to it or I gotta buy and install a different one. It's still infinitely better than dry tp.

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Huh, it's odd. Installed a bidet in all six of the apartments we've had. Weak water pressure was never an issue. Probably a stupid question, but is the shutoff valve fully opened? Also, are the little plastic flow restrictors in the hoses facing the correct way? What is the brand of the Bidet?

Everything is cool. It's not like it's just dribbling water. It's just less pressure than my last one. It also could be the brand. I mean, I only spent $20 on it. I'm gonna keep running it because it's not a real problem.

[PuffinMuffin]

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I immediately installed a bidet in my new apartment. I'm kind of bummed because the stream is to weak and I can't make it stronger. Either I get used to it or I gotta buy and install a different one. It's still infinitely better than dry tp.

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Huh, it's odd. Installed a bidet in all six of the apartments we've had. Weak water pressure was never an issue. Probably a stupid question, but is the shutoff valve fully opened? Also, are the little plastic flow restrictors in the hoses facing the correct way? What is the brand of the Bidet?

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Everything is cool. It's not like it's just dribbling water. It's just less pressure than my last one. It also could be the brand. I mean, I only spent $20 on it. I'm gonna keep running it because it's not a real problem.

That's a shame, but may your bum be blessed by the bidet, friend.

[Mark Renton]

I immediately installed a bidet in my new apartment. I'm kind of bummed because the stream is to weak and I can't make it stronger. Either I get used to it or I gotta buy and install a different one. It's still infinitely better than dry tp.

Big up for the bidet.

As a bidet fan I had my fair share of weak streams.
Most of the times I just had to press my thumb against the faucet.
Smaller cross section = higher velocity and yada yada.

[PuffinMuffin]

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I immediately installed a bidet in my new apartment. I'm kind of bummed because the stream is to weak and I can't make it stronger. Either I get used to it or I gotta buy and install a different one. It's still infinitely better than dry tp.

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Big up for the bidet.

As a bidet fan I had my fair share of weak streams.
Most of the times I just had to press my thumb against the faucet.
Smaller cross section = higher velocity and yada yada.

At my current location the stream is strong, biblically so. I don't want to name any names @Freelancevagrant but I hear tell you can give yourself an enema with enough practice. Haven't had satisfaction yet, perhaps there's a technique. May be beneficial to lighten up before a session to shave some precious grams, seeing as people willingly shell out 40 extra dollars for Thunder Ti's when it only saves 16 grams (for both trucks) over the hollows.

[Esquivel]

Life hack: you can use hollow axles to smoke weed as adaptors to increase the stream pressure of your bidet.

[PuffinMuffin]

This has probably been discussed ad nauseam, but regardless... I've recently been informed by a close friend that wiping with your arm between your legs is a massive faux pas. Thoughts?

[EdLawndale]

This has probably been discussed ad nauseam, but regardless... I've recently been informed by a close friend that wiping with your arm between your legs is a massive faux pas. Thoughts?

I do it both ways each time.

[Buttfart Rapedick]

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I immediately installed a bidet in my new apartment. I'm kind of bummed because the stream is to weak and I can't make it stronger. Either I get used to it or I gotta buy and install a different one. It's still infinitely better than dry tp.

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Big up for the bidet.

As a bidet fan I had my fair share of weak streams.
Most of the times I just had to press my thumb against the faucet.
Smaller cross section = higher velocity and yada yada.

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At my current location the stream is strong, biblically so. I don't want to name any names @Freelancevagrant but I hear tell you can give yourself an enema with enough practice. Haven't had satisfaction yet, perhaps there's a technique. May be beneficial to lighten up before a session to shave some precious grams, seeing as people willingly shell out 40 extra dollars for Thunder Ti's when it only saves 16 grams (for both trucks) over the hollows.

Thats not true, at least not for 148 and 149. 148 tits are ~310g, hollow lights are around 330. Almost the same for 149. Might be less of a difference with 147, I had a single tit of those but never paired it and now I can't find it.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/16ChbdKVD-6Qm3zTeYdh7qAlVyhdog6PC/view?usp=drivesdk

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Y92XL6qGT4mJ67IdzbaeVtJPsp2kkqDe/view?usp=drivesdk

(I have an album full of these for most of the trucks in my collection but it's incomplete and not labeled so unless you know what model everything is it's kinda useless)


It is true that the majority of the weight savings in most trucks comes from the forged plates which I assume is down to being able to less material and achieve the same strength. Really though as long as it's between 310-340 it feels more or less the same to me weight wise. The only stuff that's super noticeable on a trick to trick basis are mag lights and Ti-hangers. Anyone obsessed with weight should really just get mag lights, Tensor won that game a long time ago.

I know this isn't the right forum or section but that's one of those oddly specific questions that I happen to have a way too detailed answer to haha.

[PuffinMuffin]

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I immediately installed a bidet in my new apartment. I'm kind of bummed because the stream is to weak and I can't make it stronger. Either I get used to it or I gotta buy and install a different one. It's still infinitely better than dry tp.

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Big up for the bidet.

As a bidet fan I had my fair share of weak streams.
Most of the times I just had to press my thumb against the faucet.
Smaller cross section = higher velocity and yada yada.

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At my current location the stream is strong, biblically so. I don't want to name any names @Freelancevagrant but I hear tell you can give yourself an enema with enough practice. Haven't had satisfaction yet, perhaps there's a technique. May be beneficial to lighten up before a session to shave some precious grams, seeing as people willingly shell out 40 extra dollars for Thunder Ti's when it only saves 16 grams (for both trucks) over the hollows.

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Thats not true, at least not for 148 and 149. 148 tits are ~310g, hollow lights are around 330. Almost the same for 149. Might be less of a difference with 147, I had a single tit of those but never paired it and now I can't find it.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/16ChbdKVD-6Qm3zTeYdh7qAlVyhdog6PC/view?usp=drivesdk

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Y92XL6qGT4mJ67IdzbaeVtJPsp2kkqDe/view?usp=drivesdk

(I have an album full of these for most of the trucks in my collection but it's incomplete and not labeled so unless you know what model everything is it's kinda useless)


It is true that the majority of the weight savings in most trucks comes from the forged plates which I assume is down to being able to less material and achieve the same strength. Really though as long as it's between 310-340 it feels more or less the same to me weight wise. The only stuff that's super noticeable on a trick to trick basis are mag lights and Ti-hangers. Anyone obsessed with weight should really just get mag lights, Tensor won that game a long time ago.

I know this isn't the right forum or section but that's one of those oddly specific questions that I happen to have a way too detailed answer to haha.

Ah, my titanium 149's Thunders started out at 335 and 332, which is often more than the hollows. I don't know why, as the axles are defiantly titanium. The baseplates both weigh 70 grams, so the extra meat must be on the hanger.

When comparing weights I went with Skatewarehouse as a source, their chart has since link rotted, so the next best is tactics:

Hollows:


Ti:


The difference is 11.8 grams. Even less than we both thought, but that's just with the trucks they weighed. I guess it comes down to luck of the draw. 

[PuffinMuffin]

Wait, I just realize that’s only for one truck, holy shit I need a new brain. My bad.

[Buttfart Rapedick]

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I immediately installed a bidet in my new apartment. I'm kind of bummed because the stream is to weak and I can't make it stronger. Either I get used to it or I gotta buy and install a different one. It's still infinitely better than dry tp.

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Big up for the bidet.

As a bidet fan I had my fair share of weak streams.
Most of the times I just had to press my thumb against the faucet.
Smaller cross section = higher velocity and yada yada.

[close]

At my current location the stream is strong, biblically so. I don't want to name any names @Freelancevagrant but I hear tell you can give yourself an enema with enough practice. Haven't had satisfaction yet, perhaps there's a technique. May be beneficial to lighten up before a session to shave some precious grams, seeing as people willingly shell out 40 extra dollars for Thunder Ti's when it only saves 16 grams (for both trucks) over the hollows.

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Thats not true, at least not for 148 and 149. 148 tits are ~310g, hollow lights are around 330. Almost the same for 149. Might be less of a difference with 147, I had a single tit of those but never paired it and now I can't find it.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/16ChbdKVD-6Qm3zTeYdh7qAlVyhdog6PC/view?usp=drivesdk

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Y92XL6qGT4mJ67IdzbaeVtJPsp2kkqDe/view?usp=drivesdk

(I have an album full of these for most of the trucks in my collection but it's incomplete and not labeled so unless you know what model everything is it's kinda useless)


It is true that the majority of the weight savings in most trucks comes from the forged plates which I assume is down to being able to less material and achieve the same strength. Really though as long as it's between 310-340 it feels more or less the same to me weight wise. The only stuff that's super noticeable on a trick to trick basis are mag lights and Ti-hangers. Anyone obsessed with weight should really just get mag lights, Tensor won that game a long time ago.

I know this isn't the right forum or section but that's one of those oddly specific questions that I happen to have a way too detailed answer to haha.

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Ah, my titanium 149's Thunders started out at 335 and 332, which is often more than the hollows. I don't know why, as the axles are defiantly titanium. The baseplates both weigh 70 grams, so the extra meat must be on the hanger.

When comparing weights I went with Skatewarehouse as a source, their chart has since link rotted, so the next best is tactics:

Hollows:


Ti:


The difference is 11.8 grams. Even less than we both thought, but that's just with the trucks they weighed. I guess it comes down to luck of the draw. 

Are they forged baseplates or did you get some kind of team titanium with cast plates? The difference on thunders is around 19-20g per plate so they should be around 335 with cast plates. For what it's worth my 149 tits were 315 out of the box.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Ezu4mxk9zGQyxkTL7YsiSVOBj6osy20V/view?usp=drivesdk

Tactics is off on a lot of their measurements and not just trucks, ditto SW. Always best to check yourself if you're able, but really it's pretty negligible with trucks and mostly marketing. I have my doubts that most people would be able to even tell the difference until you get over an ounce in savings... Also your deck weighs like twice as much as your trucks so you can actually save a lot more weight changing that out.

I did find a pic ofcthe 147 tits and they're 285g. Im looking for a set of hollows but I'm not sure if I ever had them in 147. Standards are 337 though.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VqWfglT3qR52LuS1EaBf44fhyWa3nh_6/view?usp=drivesdk


Heres the album if you get bored and want to compare, but like I said Its not really labeled so I'm not sure how useful it will be. If you ever have a request or there's something obscure you're curious about feel free to ask, there might even some navigators and titans buried in there somewhere haha

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1UTvajxKIpRwgNYgB3dAZvoYt5d_tolmn

[PuffinMuffin]

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I immediately installed a bidet in my new apartment. I'm kind of bummed because the stream is to weak and I can't make it stronger. Either I get used to it or I gotta buy and install a different one. It's still infinitely better than dry tp.

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Big up for the bidet.

As a bidet fan I had my fair share of weak streams.
Most of the times I just had to press my thumb against the faucet.
Smaller cross section = higher velocity and yada yada.

[close]

At my current location the stream is strong, biblically so. I don't want to name any names @Freelancevagrant but I hear tell you can give yourself an enema with enough practice. Haven't had satisfaction yet, perhaps there's a technique. May be beneficial to lighten up before a session to shave some precious grams, seeing as people willingly shell out 40 extra dollars for Thunder Ti's when it only saves 16 grams (for both trucks) over the hollows.

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Thats not true, at least not for 148 and 149. 148 tits are ~310g, hollow lights are around 330. Almost the same for 149. Might be less of a difference with 147, I had a single tit of those but never paired it and now I can't find it.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/16ChbdKVD-6Qm3zTeYdh7qAlVyhdog6PC/view?usp=drivesdk

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Y92XL6qGT4mJ67IdzbaeVtJPsp2kkqDe/view?usp=drivesdk

(I have an album full of these for most of the trucks in my collection but it's incomplete and not labeled so unless you know what model everything is it's kinda useless)


It is true that the majority of the weight savings in most trucks comes from the forged plates which I assume is down to being able to less material and achieve the same strength. Really though as long as it's between 310-340 it feels more or less the same to me weight wise. The only stuff that's super noticeable on a trick to trick basis are mag lights and Ti-hangers. Anyone obsessed with weight should really just get mag lights, Tensor won that game a long time ago.

I know this isn't the right forum or section but that's one of those oddly specific questions that I happen to have a way too detailed answer to haha.

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Ah, my titanium 149's Thunders started out at 335 and 332, which is often more than the hollows. I don't know why, as the axles are defiantly titanium. The baseplates both weigh 70 grams, so the extra meat must be on the hanger.

When comparing weights I went with Skatewarehouse as a source, their chart has since link rotted, so the next best is tactics:

Hollows:


Ti:


The difference is 11.8 grams. Even less than we both thought, but that's just with the trucks they weighed. I guess it comes down to luck of the draw. 

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Are they forged baseplates or did you get some kind of team titanium with cast plates? The difference on thunders is around 19-20g per plate so they should be around 335 with cast plates. For what it's worth my 149 tits were 315 out of the box.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Ezu4mxk9zGQyxkTL7YsiSVOBj6osy20V/view?usp=drivesdk

Tactics is off on a lot of their measurements and not just trucks, ditto SW. Always best to check yourself if you're able, but really it's pretty negligible with trucks and mostly marketing. I have my doubts that most people would be able to even tell the difference until you get over an ounce in savings... Also your deck weighs like twice as much as your trucks so you can actually save a lot more weight changing that out.

I did find a pic ofcthe 147 tits and they're 285g. Im looking for a set of hollows but I'm not sure if I ever had them in 147. Standards are 337 though.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VqWfglT3qR52LuS1EaBf44fhyWa3nh_6/view?usp=drivesdk


Heres the album if you get bored and want to compare, but like I said Its not really labeled so I'm not sure how useful it will be.

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1UTvajxKIpRwgNYgB3dAZvoYt5d_tolmn

They have forged baseplates (tried to drillium them, they're hard as fuck) and "Titanium" written under the hanger. I really nerded out on them and dressed them with Ti nuts and bolts, cut out ~30 grams a truck:



Also weighed with my coffee scale, and it gave the same reading: 335 grams before and 300 after the Ti stuff. I've witnessed firsthand Campagnolo and other manufacturers/distributors lie about weight, but I just think I got fat hangers.

Digging your meticulous catalog of truck weights. Totally agree that you probably can't tell the difference in minute amounts of weight, I just like tinkering with stuff.

[LB]

i go skiing position to wipe.  not shoving my hand down the bog, fuck dat.  cross contamination if my hand touches the bowl or seat

[Prostate Exam]

i go skiing position to wipe.  not shoving my hand down the bog, fuck dat

Team Ski !!!

[LB]

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i go skiing position to wipe.  not shoving my hand down the bog, fuck dat

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Team Ski !!!

peace and fucking 

[skate_or_dingus]

 Would y'all suggest Mob or Jessup?