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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #660 on: January 23, 2023, 11:23:27 AM »
Squatty potties are the shit

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #661 on: January 24, 2023, 01:05:42 PM »
what's the worst thing y'all have used to replace toilet paper when you don't have any? the furthest I've gone in searching for a suitable supplement is a paper towel, but thats not too bad. just feels like slightly grittier single ply

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #662 on: January 25, 2023, 02:23:05 PM »
what's the worst thing y'all have used to replace toilet paper when you don't have any? the furthest I've gone in searching for a suitable supplement is a paper towel, but thats not too bad. just feels like slightly grittier single ply

Once I was shitting in the mountains and I had no tp but luckily I had a couple of used boxers in the trunk of my car... wiped with 'em and left them there

Not the worst thing but probably the only reason I used something other than tp

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #663 on: January 26, 2023, 03:08:51 AM »
One time I shit in a bucket and my mum found it
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #664 on: January 30, 2023, 05:27:06 AM »
Iím sure you can stock up on masks from the clearance section of your favorite board company.

Soft material too.
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #665 on: January 30, 2023, 04:26:10 PM »
Iím sure you can stock up on masks from the clearance section of your favorite board company.

Soft material too.

A year or so ago I was working in an office that had some issues with the locals so the bathrooms were locked with a code. I was walking up the stairs and discovered someone had pooped on the floor and looks to have wiped using a mask which was left perched on top of the excrement. I still have pictures somewhere.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #666 on: January 30, 2023, 04:30:34 PM »
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Iím sure you can stock up on masks from the clearance section of your favorite board company.

Soft material too.
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A year or so ago I was working in an office that had some issues with the locals so the bathrooms were locked with a code. I was walking up the stairs and discovered someone had pooped on the floor and looks to have wiped using a mask which was left perched on top of the excrement. I still have pictures somewhere.

Lemme guessÖ Bay Area?
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #667 on: January 31, 2023, 05:20:01 PM »
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Soft material too.
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A year or so ago I was working in an office that had some issues with the locals so the bathrooms were locked with a code. I was walking up the stairs and discovered someone had pooped on the floor and looks to have wiped using a mask which was left perched on top of the excrement. I still have pictures somewhere.
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Lemme guessÖ Bay Area?


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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #668 on: January 31, 2023, 09:34:47 PM »
what's the worst thing y'all have used to replace toilet paper when you don't have any? the furthest I've gone in searching for a suitable supplement is a paper towel, but thats not too bad. just feels like slightly grittier single ply

I once had to use the actual toilet roll, canít remember if it was at someoneís place or a public toilet, I got the initial wipe done with the last of the roll before noticing I had no backup.

I was smart about it though, tore it into little strips then kinda mashed it back together to make it softer. It got the job done without too much fuss.
Sure I couldíve used a sock, but Iím not sacrificing my socks for that, I love my socks.
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #669 on: March 02, 2023, 02:39:39 PM »
I pride myself in being prepared and I remember the disappointment I felt using kleenex which I had been carrying around for months in my skate bagÖÖ.

Sometimes too soft doesnít workÖÖ

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #670 on: March 02, 2023, 04:20:59 PM »
I used to carry around the accessory pack from an MRE which includes a packet of toilet paper and other useful items. Definitely came in handy once or twice.


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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #671 on: March 04, 2023, 05:21:41 AM »
I bought two bidets. The first one had temperature control but the sink line was blocked by cabinet shit. I put that downstairs and got a cold water one that just splits the water line into bidet/toilet bowl. You arenít getting toilet bowl water:

LUXE Bidet NEO 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment (Blue) https://a.co/d/cj4Ld4W

Theyíre under $40, so itís worth it. A medication was making me vomit/shit so much that I was bleeding from both ends. I got it because I thought I was wiping too hard, which wasnít the case. At least, Iím saving on toilet paper now.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #672 on: March 04, 2023, 08:15:11 PM »
I bought two bidets. The first one had temperature control but the sink line was blocked by cabinet shit. I put that downstairs and got a cold water one that just splits the water line into bidet/toilet bowl. You arenít getting toilet bowl water:

LUXE Bidet NEO 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment (Blue) https://a.co/d/cj4Ld4W

Theyíre under $40, so itís worth it. A medication was making me vomit/shit so much that I was bleeding from both ends. I got it because I thought I was wiping too hard, which wasnít the case. At least, Iím saving on toilet paper now.

down bad for this to elevate my butt crack hygiene to unseen levels.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #673 on: March 20, 2023, 12:32:39 PM »
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I bought two bidets. The first one had temperature control but the sink line was blocked by cabinet shit. I put that downstairs and got a cold water one that just splits the water line into bidet/toilet bowl. You arenít getting toilet bowl water:

LUXE Bidet NEO 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment (Blue) https://a.co/d/cj4Ld4W

Theyíre under $40, so itís worth it. A medication was making me vomit/shit so much that I was bleeding from both ends. I got it because I thought I was wiping too hard, which wasnít the case. At least, Iím saving on toilet paper now.
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down bad for this to elevate my butt crack hygiene to unseen levels.

I've wanted a bidet for a while but the recent south park episode pushed me over the edge. Hello Tushy had a Two pack deal with the hot water option (hot water is necessary) It's so nice I feel like a savage when I have to shit without it now.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #674 on: March 21, 2023, 08:32:22 AM »
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I bought two bidets. The first one had temperature control but the sink line was blocked by cabinet shit. I put that downstairs and got a cold water one that just splits the water line into bidet/toilet bowl. You arenít getting toilet bowl water:

LUXE Bidet NEO 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment (Blue) https://a.co/d/cj4Ld4W

Theyíre under $40, so itís worth it. A medication was making me vomit/shit so much that I was bleeding from both ends. I got it because I thought I was wiping too hard, which wasnít the case. At least, Iím saving on toilet paper now.
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down bad for this to elevate my butt crack hygiene to unseen levels.
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I've wanted a bidet for a while but the recent south park episode pushed me over the edge. Hello Tushy had a Two pack deal with the hot water option (hot water is necessary) It's so nice I feel like a savage when I have to shit without it now.

I need that. I'm tryna be like Randy Marsh with a nice little bidet so every time I shit I feel like a swanky bourgeois fuckface

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #675 on: March 23, 2023, 06:16:58 PM »
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I bought two bidets. The first one had temperature control but the sink line was blocked by cabinet shit. I put that downstairs and got a cold water one that just splits the water line into bidet/toilet bowl. You arenít getting toilet bowl water:

LUXE Bidet NEO 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment (Blue) https://a.co/d/cj4Ld4W

Theyíre under $40, so itís worth it. A medication was making me vomit/shit so much that I was bleeding from both ends. I got it because I thought I was wiping too hard, which wasnít the case. At least, Iím saving on toilet paper now.
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down bad for this to elevate my butt crack hygiene to unseen levels.
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I've wanted a bidet for a while but the recent south park episode pushed me over the edge. Hello Tushy had a Two pack deal with the hot water option (hot water is necessary) It's so nice I feel like a savage when I have to shit without it now.
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I need that. I'm tryna be like Randy Marsh with a nice little bidet so every time I shit I feel like a swanky bourgeois fuckface

I don't really feel swanky when I use it. But I do feel clean.