wiping your butt

[matt_2993]

Squatty potties are the shit

[ChompskyHonk]

what's the worst thing y'all have used to replace toilet paper when you don't have any? the furthest I've gone in searching for a suitable supplement is a paper towel, but thats not too bad. just feels like slightly grittier single ply

[Jewel Runner]

what's the worst thing y'all have used to replace toilet paper when you don't have any? the furthest I've gone in searching for a suitable supplement is a paper towel, but thats not too bad. just feels like slightly grittier single ply

Once I was shitting in the mountains and I had no tp but luckily I had a couple of used boxers in the trunk of my car... wiped with 'em and left them there

Not the worst thing but probably the only reason I used something other than tp

[matty_c]

One time I shit in a bucket and my mum found it

[PatrickSkateman]

I’m sure you can stock up on masks from the clearance section of your favorite board company.

Soft material too.

[Jebediah]

I’m sure you can stock up on masks from the clearance section of your favorite board company.

Soft material too.

A year or so ago I was working in an office that had some issues with the locals so the bathrooms were locked with a code. I was walking up the stairs and discovered someone had pooped on the floor and looks to have wiped using a mask which was left perched on top of the excrement. I still have pictures somewhere.

[PatrickSkateman]

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I’m sure you can stock up on masks from the clearance section of your favorite board company.

Soft material too.

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A year or so ago I was working in an office that had some issues with the locals so the bathrooms were locked with a code. I was walking up the stairs and discovered someone had pooped on the floor and looks to have wiped using a mask which was left perched on top of the excrement. I still have pictures somewhere.

Lemme guess… Bay Area?

[Tom Pearl]

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I’m sure you can stock up on masks from the clearance section of your favorite board company.

Soft material too.

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A year or so ago I was working in an office that had some issues with the locals so the bathrooms were locked with a code. I was walking up the stairs and discovered someone had pooped on the floor and looks to have wiped using a mask which was left perched on top of the excrement. I still have pictures somewhere.

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Lemme guess… Bay Area?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_7cvlPEJAA

[Resident Jeff]

what's the worst thing y'all have used to replace toilet paper when you don't have any? the furthest I've gone in searching for a suitable supplement is a paper towel, but thats not too bad. just feels like slightly grittier single ply

I once had to use the actual toilet roll, can’t remember if it was at someone’s place or a public toilet, I got the initial wipe done with the last of the roll before noticing I had no backup.

I was smart about it though, tore it into little strips then kinda mashed it back together to make it softer. It got the job done without too much fuss.
Sure I could’ve used a sock, but I’m not sacrificing my socks for that, I love my socks.

[j....soy.....]

I pride myself in being prepared and I remember the disappointment I felt using kleenex which I had been carrying around for months in my skate bag…….

Sometimes too soft doesn’t work……

[Jebediah]

I used to carry around the accessory pack from an MRE which includes a packet of toilet paper and other useful items. Definitely came in handy once or twice.

[chronicbackpain]

I bought two bidets. The first one had temperature control but the sink line was blocked by cabinet shit. I put that downstairs and got a cold water one that just splits the water line into bidet/toilet bowl. You aren’t getting toilet bowl water:

LUXE Bidet NEO 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment (Blue) https://a.co/d/cj4Ld4W

They’re under $40, so it’s worth it. A medication was making me vomit/shit so much that I was bleeding from both ends. I got it because I thought I was wiping too hard, which wasn’t the case. At least, I’m saving on toilet paper now.

[Frank]

I bought two bidets. The first one had temperature control but the sink line was blocked by cabinet shit. I put that downstairs and got a cold water one that just splits the water line into bidet/toilet bowl. You aren’t getting toilet bowl water:

LUXE Bidet NEO 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment (Blue) https://a.co/d/cj4Ld4W

They’re under $40, so it’s worth it. A medication was making me vomit/shit so much that I was bleeding from both ends. I got it because I thought I was wiping too hard, which wasn’t the case. At least, I’m saving on toilet paper now.

down bad for this to elevate my butt crack hygiene to unseen levels.

[formula420]

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I bought two bidets. The first one had temperature control but the sink line was blocked by cabinet shit. I put that downstairs and got a cold water one that just splits the water line into bidet/toilet bowl. You aren’t getting toilet bowl water:

LUXE Bidet NEO 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment (Blue) https://a.co/d/cj4Ld4W

They’re under $40, so it’s worth it. A medication was making me vomit/shit so much that I was bleeding from both ends. I got it because I thought I was wiping too hard, which wasn’t the case. At least, I’m saving on toilet paper now.

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down bad for this to elevate my butt crack hygiene to unseen levels.

I've wanted a bidet for a while but the recent south park episode pushed me over the edge. Hello Tushy had a Two pack deal with the hot water option (hot water is necessary) It's so nice I feel like a savage when I have to shit without it now.

[ChompskyHonk]

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I bought two bidets. The first one had temperature control but the sink line was blocked by cabinet shit. I put that downstairs and got a cold water one that just splits the water line into bidet/toilet bowl. You aren’t getting toilet bowl water:

LUXE Bidet NEO 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment (Blue) https://a.co/d/cj4Ld4W

They’re under $40, so it’s worth it. A medication was making me vomit/shit so much that I was bleeding from both ends. I got it because I thought I was wiping too hard, which wasn’t the case. At least, I’m saving on toilet paper now.

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down bad for this to elevate my butt crack hygiene to unseen levels.

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I've wanted a bidet for a while but the recent south park episode pushed me over the edge. Hello Tushy had a Two pack deal with the hot water option (hot water is necessary) It's so nice I feel like a savage when I have to shit without it now.

I need that. I'm tryna be like Randy Marsh with a nice little bidet so every time I shit I feel like a swanky bourgeois fuckface

[formula420]

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I bought two bidets. The first one had temperature control but the sink line was blocked by cabinet shit. I put that downstairs and got a cold water one that just splits the water line into bidet/toilet bowl. You aren’t getting toilet bowl water:

LUXE Bidet NEO 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment (Blue) https://a.co/d/cj4Ld4W

They’re under $40, so it’s worth it. A medication was making me vomit/shit so much that I was bleeding from both ends. I got it because I thought I was wiping too hard, which wasn’t the case. At least, I’m saving on toilet paper now.

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down bad for this to elevate my butt crack hygiene to unseen levels.

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I've wanted a bidet for a while but the recent south park episode pushed me over the edge. Hello Tushy had a Two pack deal with the hot water option (hot water is necessary) It's so nice I feel like a savage when I have to shit without it now.

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I need that. I'm tryna be like Randy Marsh with a nice little bidet so every time I shit I feel like a swanky bourgeois fuckface

I don't really feel swanky when I use it. But I do feel clean.