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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #690 on: July 08, 2024, 07:44:21 PM »
what's the worst thing y'all have used to replace toilet paper when you don't have any? the furthest I've gone in searching for a suitable supplement is a paper towel, but thats not too bad. just feels like slightly grittier single ply

I actually kinda fuck with paper towel to wipe my ass. Whenever I run out of TP and have to resort to paper towel, I never seem to be in a hurry to restock the TP. I like the surface area. I find it grips the shit nicely. It's too bad the anus isn't built to handle it long term.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #691 on: July 10, 2024, 01:57:30 AM »
Paper towel works like a charm when you wet it. Then you can truly scrub the butt sparkling clean.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #692 on: July 10, 2024, 11:34:06 AM »
Backing paper towel usage, as I appreciate the sturdiness; but you gotta be careful on the size you rip them into so that you don’t end up with a clogged toilet!

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #693 on: July 11, 2024, 10:26:01 AM »
what's the worst thing y'all have used to replace toilet paper when you don't have any? the furthest I've gone in searching for a suitable supplement is a paper towel, but thats not too bad. just feels like slightly grittier single ply

I rip my sleeves off my shirt and use that, I’ve done this in the woods, on the side of the highway and public restrooms where there is no TP, usually I’m a lil self conscious of my small arms but I get over it, I also do the Rick Howard and if I find myself somewhere I can’t get to a restroom I grab the handles of a plastic bag, and unload into that it’s saved me numerous time stuck on the side of the highway during traffic and no where to go, I forget which video that is when Rick talks about that, he has IBS as well lol
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #694 on: July 12, 2024, 11:17:39 AM »
Ran out of paper at my clients house, and had to use baby wipes.

Never have I felt fresher post shit. Honestly, it was like my asshole had been treated to some luxurious spa treatment.

So now I’m fully convinced I need to keep some in the work van.
It’s so confusing sometimes to be a girl.