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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #390 on: November 29, 2016, 12:19:30 PM »
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so what's the consensus..regular wipe is through the front, back to front..or through the back, front to back..i need to know if ive been wiping mongo
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Through the back, back-to-front. What kind of savage goes the other way?
No, you go front to back. A girl said this, so she doesnt get poo in her vagine and ive adapted it, dont want poo on my balls you know. But I go "grab", to make sure theres not poo hanging first, then go in a circular scrubby motion to get the hole nice. Then front to back, switching hands every other swipe to focus on each half of my bum. Then circular scrubby motion to make sure nothing else is left behind in my bumhole. Sometimes requires 2 flushes, I take this shit serious.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #391 on: November 29, 2016, 12:31:03 PM »
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so what's the consensus..regular wipe is through the front, back to front..or through the back, front to back..i need to know if ive been wiping mongo
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Through the back, back-to-front. What kind of savage goes the other way?
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No, you go front to back. A girl said this, so she doesnt get poo in her vagine and ive adapted it, dont want poo on my balls you know. But I go "grab", to make sure theres not poo hanging first, then go in a circular scrubby motion to get the hole nice. Then front to back, switching hands every other swipe to focus on each half of my bum. Then circular scrubby motion to make sure nothing else is left behind in my bumhole. Sometimes requires 2 flushes, I take this shit serious.

Ahhh shit I meant front to back and being corrected by you is like a dog turd telling you to get your life sorted.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #392 on: November 29, 2016, 12:47:27 PM »
fully agree Pals, through the back, balls to back. sitting down with a slight lean to the left for maximum arm clearance

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #393 on: November 29, 2016, 03:31:45 PM »
Pro tip wipe before you poo not after trust me

hmmm will try this later

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #394 on: November 30, 2016, 07:22:42 PM »
Do you guys do a full detail in the shower? Or am I odd one out?
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #395 on: December 01, 2016, 11:16:35 AM »
^ What?
Shit the shower?

shit_for_brains

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #396 on: December 01, 2016, 11:34:25 AM »
I think he's asking if we clean our asses in the shower? I hope not because he should have been doing that all along

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #397 on: December 01, 2016, 11:53:41 AM »
ive always washed my ass but recently ive been getting all up in there..like im pretty sure im first knuckle and getting it squeaky clean
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

shit_for_brains

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #398 on: December 01, 2016, 11:56:42 AM »
I'm not a doctor but it sounds like you're just fingering your ass.

lilpeen

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #399 on: December 01, 2016, 12:01:29 PM »
ive always washed my ass but recently ive been getting all up in there..like im pretty sure im first knuckle and getting it squeaky clean
You can get paid for that if you webcam it

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #400 on: December 02, 2016, 09:55:41 AM »
I'm not a doctor but it sounds like you're just fingering your ass.
Are you sure you're not a Doctor? 'Cause that sounds like a fancy medical term "fingering ".

shit_for_brains

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #401 on: December 02, 2016, 12:10:59 PM »
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I'm not a doctor but it sounds like you're just fingering your ass.
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Are you sure you're not a Doctor? 'Cause that sounds like a fancy medical term "fingering ".

When I took that 6 week course to be certified as Chief of Medicine at a Paraguayan hospital all the textbooks called it Puta Dedo so I only use that when I'm trying to impress.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #402 on: December 02, 2016, 03:08:13 PM »
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I'm not a doctor but it sounds like you're just fingering your ass.
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Are you sure you're not a Doctor? 'Cause that sounds like a fancy medical term "fingering ".
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When I took that 6 week course to be certified as Chief of Medicine at a Paraguayan hospital all the textbooks called it Puta Dedo so I only use that when I'm trying to impress.
Soooooo?you are a doctor?

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #403 on: December 02, 2016, 03:27:45 PM »
doctor or not...does fingering my b-hole in the shower get a pass or not?
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #404 on: December 02, 2016, 03:44:59 PM »
doctor or not...does fingering my b-hole in the shower get a pass or not?
Yeah if it makes you feel good, you could also get a little shower dildo so your finger doesn't get shitty.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #405 on: December 03, 2016, 02:11:03 AM »
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doctor or not...does fingering my b-hole in the shower get a pass or not?
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Yeah if it makes you feel good, you could also get a little shower dildo so your finger doesn't get shitty.
Just use the toothbrush of your least favourite housemate, you know the one that leaves just a sip of juice and puts the bottle back in the fridge.

shit_for_brains

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #406 on: December 04, 2016, 04:43:28 AM »
doctor or not...does fingering my b-hole in the shower get a pass or not?

I don't think it makes you any cleaner but if you like it go ahead.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #407 on: December 07, 2016, 11:13:53 AM »
A poo confession - I have to rail a massive line of caffeine in the morning to even think about shitting. It doesnt even come out runny anymore though so thats good, or bad. Its my muscles all tight from coming off these benzos, my butthole is clenched 24/7.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #408 on: December 07, 2016, 11:44:45 AM »
coffee always works for me, but do your thing man.

stabbedbywiggers

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #409 on: December 07, 2016, 12:09:41 PM »
Coffee aint shit to me. padum pum. Railing caffiene is like 5 espressos to the head. Dont even get me started on I.V. caffiene.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #410 on: December 07, 2016, 01:09:30 PM »
Coffee aint shit to me. padum pum. Railing caffiene is like 5 espressos to the head. Dont even get me started on I.V. caffiene.

come on, you know you wanna get started on that. whats it like? 10 espressos? 15? do you have to shoot it sitting on the toilet just in case?

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #411 on: December 09, 2016, 12:54:33 PM »
thinking about asking for one of these for christmas. figured you guys might like one too.


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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #412 on: December 11, 2016, 03:07:52 AM »
does anyone else lay down a little splash guard of TP before siting down? I cant stand the feeling of toilet water splashing up onto my asshole.

always lay a pad of paper on top of the water befor eletting loose... also makes it easier to inspect the damage afterwards

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #413 on: December 12, 2016, 02:23:06 AM »
yeah, depending on the toilet i am using. If it is a family/friend's toilet that i know there is a possibility of splash then i make sure i lay a square. If its a public toilet i just squat too high for any splash to reach my ass. But yeah, it's the most disgusting feeling ever, especially when the ambient temperature is cold and you do feel those droplets running down your cheeks/thighs
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #414 on: December 14, 2016, 08:36:18 AM »
Sometimes... I dont even wash my hands after  :o

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #415 on: December 14, 2016, 09:41:44 AM »
Sometimes almost always... I dont even wash my hands after  :o
Ftfy

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #416 on: December 14, 2016, 09:47:45 AM »
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Sometimes almost always... I dont even wash my hands after  :o
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Ftfy
Yeah only if other people are in the bathroom, dont want them to think Im gross or anything.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #417 on: December 16, 2016, 10:39:17 PM »
Paper - Balled up
Look? - Hell ya

And if I'm at home and the shit was out of control I hop in the shower after wiping, so I feel fresh again.

Topic was funny as hell I laughed hard at some responses.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #418 on: December 17, 2016, 02:34:55 AM »
I need coffee to have my shits nice, firm and clean. If I skip lunchtime coffee then I can expect fucking wipefest at the evening shitter session.

Kinda contradicting to coffee working as a laxative?

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #419 on: December 23, 2016, 11:35:07 AM »
As the festive meals are coming up I'm really looking forward to experiences with post feasting turds and wiping.