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I'm wet wipes or die. I got them at work too. My buddy once sent me a text like, isn't it weird that if you were to get shit on your hands you would use soap and water and clean them, but when you take a shit you just rub it off with paper? We found out that day that we were both wet wipes types.
Yo, shitting at work is for the hardest dudes.
you shit at home, on your own time? fuck that im getting paid for my poops
This guy knows. My work is a hell hole that works us to death. It's become so insane that burnout has set in and I spend more time on my phone than working. They are fucking us hard right now, but I'm in a union so I would have way advance warning before I could get let go. I would get like 6 months to improve my work.
I actually got called in again this week to discuss why my work was behind. My boss is new, and hes a huge pussy so the meeting was quickly flipped around. He only called it because the higher ups are trying to scare everyone. All I had to say was my work is behind because they have us doing double the #'s that is in our job description so until the amount of work goes down it will continue to be late.
I know I'm speaking vaguely, I don't want to say too much about what I do. But that was like the magic word. Once I said that they can't do anything. They can't even document my performance needing improvement because they have us doing more than we are supposed to so the standards can't be applied to us.
Our bosses are all assholes and most people are afraid of them but I don't give a shit. I've done this shit forever and a family member who used to do what I do taught me all the technicalities so I know what I can get away with. The bosses hate me but the workers love me. It's very much and us versus them thing and I'm always gonna go with the underdogs.