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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #600 on: April 06, 2021, 11:24:20 PM »
its not wiping, but, if any y'all don't know the trick to stop dick leak after taking a leak, I learned recently and will share.

After pissing, press up under the ballsack, the perineum, and any leftover piss that might normally leak down your pant leg or leave a piss mark, either shoots right out into the can or gets sucked back in. No more shaking and still leaking. As a commando, this shit has been a game changer.

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holy shit, i cannot wait to try this! this is the bane of my existence and i never knew if everybody was dealing with this or if my piss zone was broken. i've been having to dab myself dry with toilet paper which just makes me feel like i don't know how to piss. i hope this is works.
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #601 on: April 21, 2021, 11:37:51 AM »
How do you think Brink wipes his butt? With candles?

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #602 on: April 22, 2021, 11:35:36 AM »
How do you think Brink wipes his butt? With candles?

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #603 on: April 23, 2021, 07:36:26 AM »
Brink had intially responded to that inquiry.
It read "TP then wet wipes, if you must know". I'm sure he accidentally left out the Zoom part.
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #604 on: April 23, 2021, 09:40:52 AM »
I just want to say , about 10-15 years ago, this thread genuinely changed my perception of ass wiping, and I am forever in a debt of gratitude
https://gofund.me/fc49e55c

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #605 on: May 03, 2021, 03:58:17 AM »
Always front to back. Always check if the paper is clean before you pull your pants up

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #606 on: May 05, 2021, 08:56:15 PM »
Always front to back. Always check if the paper is clean before you pull your pants up

Yes, solid basics.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #607 on: May 06, 2021, 04:33:40 AM »
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its not wiping, but, if any y'all don't know the trick to stop dick leak after taking a leak, I learned recently and will share.

After pissing, press up under the ballsack, the perineum, and any leftover piss that might normally leak down your pant leg or leave a piss mark, either shoots right out into the can or gets sucked back in. No more shaking and still leaking. As a commando, this shit has been a game changer.

shalom
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holy shit, i cannot wait to try this! this is the bane of my existence and i never knew if everybody was dealing with this or if my piss zone was broken. i've been having to dab myself dry with toilet paper which just makes me feel like i don't know how to piss. i hope this is works.

Did it work??? I'm also trying this next time i pee and will give you guys an update

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #608 on: May 06, 2021, 04:30:25 PM »
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its not wiping, but, if any y'all don't know the trick to stop dick leak after taking a leak, I learned recently and will share.

After pissing, press up under the ballsack, the perineum, and any leftover piss that might normally leak down your pant leg or leave a piss mark, either shoots right out into the can or gets sucked back in. No more shaking and still leaking. As a commando, this shit has been a game changer.

shalom
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holy shit, i cannot wait to try this! this is the bane of my existence and i never knew if everybody was dealing with this or if my piss zone was broken. i've been having to dab myself dry with toilet paper which just makes me feel like i don't know how to piss. i hope this is works.
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Did it work??? I'm also trying this next time i pee and will give you guys an update
I tried
No luck

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #609 on: May 07, 2021, 02:48:53 AM »
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its not wiping, but, if any y'all don't know the trick to stop dick leak after taking a leak, I learned recently and will share.

After pissing, press up under the ballsack, the perineum, and any leftover piss that might normally leak down your pant leg or leave a piss mark, either shoots right out into the can or gets sucked back in. No more shaking and still leaking. As a commando, this shit has been a game changer.

shalom
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holy shit, i cannot wait to try this! this is the bane of my existence and i never knew if everybody was dealing with this or if my piss zone was broken. i've been having to dab myself dry with toilet paper which just makes me feel like i don't know how to piss. i hope this is works.
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Did it work??? I'm also trying this next time i pee and will give you guys an update
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I tried
No luck

Same here

We need more instructions

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #610 on: May 16, 2021, 04:56:06 PM »
Like directly under your balls in the middle of between your legs, if you feel around up there you値l feel like a tube or something the piss must go through this tube, anyway you値l know when you touch it cause it feels funny like a nerve or something

Anyway just push on that, it definitely works I tried it the other day
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #611 on: May 16, 2021, 08:19:25 PM »
Like directly under your balls in the middle of between your legs, if you feel around up there you値l feel like a tube or something the piss must go through this tube, anyway you値l know when you touch it cause it feels funny like a nerve or something

Anyway just push on that, it definitely works I tried it the other day

it for sure works, like not the same every time, but definetly helps draining the lizard.

to quote the great neen williams:

figure it out.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #612 on: May 17, 2021, 05:29:02 PM »
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Like directly under your balls in the middle of between your legs, if you feel around up there you値l feel like a tube or something the piss must go through this tube, anyway you値l know when you touch it cause it feels funny like a nerve or something

Anyway just push on that, it definitely works I tried it the other day
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it for sure works, like not the same every time, but definetly helps draining the lizard.

to quote the great neen williams:

figure it out.

wasn't about to explain it further. thank you. ha ha ha push up and 1 shake.
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #613 on: May 18, 2021, 02:49:06 PM »
So I知 guessing some people don稚 have this issue what痴 the go you guys reckon if I do boy kegels it might go away on its own? Sounds right, anyway?
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #614 on: May 18, 2021, 04:09:23 PM »
So I知 guessing some people don稚 have this issue what痴 the go you guys reckon if I do boy kegels it might go away on its own? Sounds right, anyway?
Sounds right.
I should too.
I mean, shit, you can do them anywhere; so why not?!
Also, I was trying to get on the regimen of pausing the piss after I start and still have a lot in there for a 5 count at least and try to do that 2-3 times in one piss; that helps strengthen too, or so I convinced myself.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #615 on: November 25, 2021, 11:24:48 PM »
Posting in an important thread.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #616 on: November 29, 2021, 04:50:53 AM »
Posting in an important thread.

Thank you for your service!

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #617 on: November 29, 2021, 06:31:55 AM »
i just wiped my butt very successfully.

my setup:

toilet(seat down)
store brand premium 4-layered for the pre-wipe, love how solid, yet soft these feel.
tempo flushable wet wipes pink special edition, very soft, very clean. pack comes with an actual hard lid so you can close it properly and prevent drying out. awesome.

my ass feels like it's been licked clean by the hottest chicks after they chewed on rose and lavender petals. so sick. 

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #618 on: November 30, 2021, 07:18:20 AM »
Like directly under your balls in the middle of between your legs, if you feel around up there you値l feel like a tube or something the piss must go through this tube, anyway you値l know when you touch it cause it feels funny like a nerve or something

Anyway just push on that, it definitely works I tried it the other day
After I thought I was done having a piss in my backyard, I just gave a push with my finger over my jeans in the general area and was pleased with the additional squirt of piss that shot out. Y'all are fucking piss geniuses.
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #619 on: November 30, 2021, 07:20:48 AM »
Wish everybody good shitting.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #620 on: November 30, 2021, 09:07:49 AM »
THANKS, G. i enjoy shitting at home while remote working.
otherwise, i'm concerned about wasting my own resources.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #621 on: December 04, 2021, 03:32:20 AM »
I just ound out one of my good friends is a stand up wiper and I dont think ill ever see him in the same light again. weird cunt

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #622 on: December 05, 2021, 09:37:26 PM »
I just ound out one of my good friends is a stand up wiper and I dont think ill ever see him in the same light again. weird cunt
It痴 all about the angles man.
Most of the job gets done sitting down, and a few more wipes standing to make sure you got it all

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #623 on: December 06, 2021, 04:55:09 PM »
I always say a little prayer pre-wipe which goes:

Hallowed be thy name, God, who formed human beings with wisdom and created them with openings and hollows. If one of these openings were ruptured or one of them sealed. It would be impossible to stand before You and survive. Blessed are You, God who heals all flesh and acts wondrously.
The LORD shall strike down any man who ruptures his openings and hollows before His throne.

Then wipe.
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #624 on: December 06, 2021, 06:21:20 PM »
bathroom prayer

Thank you Lord for letting me go to
The bath room,
I pray you deliver my shit Thru
the Pipe
so it can be of use to an animal
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #625 on: December 07, 2021, 11:28:20 AM »
Never thought I would post in this thread, but you might pray that some future archaeologist might find your shit interesting (and probably also your wiping habits):

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2021/10/211013114028.htm
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2021/oct/14/sophisticated-ancient-faeces-shows-humans-enjoyed-beer-and-blue-cheese-2700-years-ago

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #626 on: December 07, 2021, 06:22:44 PM »
sophisticated ancient feces is a pretty good name for a very shitty band

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #627 on: December 18, 2021, 01:42:19 AM »
Any tips for not busting a nut soo soon penis genius?
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #628 on: December 18, 2021, 07:33:07 AM »
Any tips for not busting a nut soo soon penis genius?

Don't stick a finger up your ass when you wipe.