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Jebediah

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #660 on: January 22, 2023, 05:37:56 PM »


I've been trying to improve my poops lately by adding more fruits and veggies to my diet, and using a fiber supplement when I've run out.so sick of unsatisfying shits.

Does anyone here put their feet up? I use to just put my bathroom trash can on it's side to prop my feet up some but other people take it to another level, with some sex furniture looking contraption.



That looks like a dream movement, out in the fresh air surrounded by nature, just letting it all hang out. I'm going to try to get back into squat shitting now that I've discovered the culture.



I think there was just too much twerking.  No serious organization can contain that level of twerking.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #661 on: January 23, 2023, 11:23:27 AM »
Squatty potties are the shit

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #662 on: January 24, 2023, 01:05:42 PM »
what's the worst thing y'all have used to replace toilet paper when you don't have any? the furthest I've gone in searching for a suitable supplement is a paper towel, but thats not too bad. just feels like slightly grittier single ply

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #663 on: January 25, 2023, 02:23:05 PM »
what's the worst thing y'all have used to replace toilet paper when you don't have any? the furthest I've gone in searching for a suitable supplement is a paper towel, but thats not too bad. just feels like slightly grittier single ply

Once I was shitting in the mountains and I had no tp but luckily I had a couple of used boxers in the trunk of my car... wiped with 'em and left them there

Not the worst thing but probably the only reason I used something other than tp

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #664 on: January 26, 2023, 03:08:51 AM »
One time I shit in a bucket and my mum found it
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #665 on: January 30, 2023, 05:27:06 AM »
Iím sure you can stock up on masks from the clearance section of your favorite board company.

Soft material too.
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #666 on: January 30, 2023, 04:26:10 PM »
Iím sure you can stock up on masks from the clearance section of your favorite board company.

Soft material too.

A year or so ago I was working in an office that had some issues with the locals so the bathrooms were locked with a code. I was walking up the stairs and discovered someone had pooped on the floor and looks to have wiped using a mask which was left perched on top of the excrement. I still have pictures somewhere.
I think there was just too much twerking.  No serious organization can contain that level of twerking.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #667 on: January 30, 2023, 04:30:34 PM »
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Iím sure you can stock up on masks from the clearance section of your favorite board company.

Soft material too.
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A year or so ago I was working in an office that had some issues with the locals so the bathrooms were locked with a code. I was walking up the stairs and discovered someone had pooped on the floor and looks to have wiped using a mask which was left perched on top of the excrement. I still have pictures somewhere.

Lemme guessÖ Bay Area?
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #668 on: January 31, 2023, 05:20:01 PM »
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Iím sure you can stock up on masks from the clearance section of your favorite board company.

Soft material too.
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A year or so ago I was working in an office that had some issues with the locals so the bathrooms were locked with a code. I was walking up the stairs and discovered someone had pooped on the floor and looks to have wiped using a mask which was left perched on top of the excrement. I still have pictures somewhere.
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Lemme guessÖ Bay Area?


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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #669 on: January 31, 2023, 09:34:47 PM »
what's the worst thing y'all have used to replace toilet paper when you don't have any? the furthest I've gone in searching for a suitable supplement is a paper towel, but thats not too bad. just feels like slightly grittier single ply

I once had to use the actual toilet roll, canít remember if it was at someoneís place or a public toilet, I got the initial wipe done with the last of the roll before noticing I had no backup.

I was smart about it though, tore it into little strips then kinda mashed it back together to make it softer. It got the job done without too much fuss.
Sure I couldíve used a sock, but Iím not sacrificing my socks for that, I love my socks.
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