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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #660 on: January 22, 2023, 05:37:56 PM »


I've been trying to improve my poops lately by adding more fruits and veggies to my diet, and using a fiber supplement when I've run out.so sick of unsatisfying shits.

Does anyone here put their feet up? I use to just put my bathroom trash can on it's side to prop my feet up some but other people take it to another level, with some sex furniture looking contraption.



That looks like a dream movement, out in the fresh air surrounded by nature, just letting it all hang out. I'm going to try to get back into squat shitting now that I've discovered the culture.




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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #661 on: January 23, 2023, 11:23:27 AM »
Squatty potties are the shit

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #662 on: January 24, 2023, 01:05:42 PM »
what's the worst thing y'all have used to replace toilet paper when you don't have any? the furthest I've gone in searching for a suitable supplement is a paper towel, but thats not too bad. just feels like slightly grittier single ply

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #663 on: January 25, 2023, 02:23:05 PM »
what's the worst thing y'all have used to replace toilet paper when you don't have any? the furthest I've gone in searching for a suitable supplement is a paper towel, but thats not too bad. just feels like slightly grittier single ply

Once I was shitting in the mountains and I had no tp but luckily I had a couple of used boxers in the trunk of my car... wiped with 'em and left them there

Not the worst thing but probably the only reason I used something other than tp

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #664 on: January 26, 2023, 03:08:51 AM »
One time I shit in a bucket and my mum found it
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #665 on: January 30, 2023, 05:27:06 AM »
Iím sure you can stock up on masks from the clearance section of your favorite board company.

Soft material too.
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #666 on: January 30, 2023, 04:26:10 PM »
Iím sure you can stock up on masks from the clearance section of your favorite board company.

Soft material too.

A year or so ago I was working in an office that had some issues with the locals so the bathrooms were locked with a code. I was walking up the stairs and discovered someone had pooped on the floor and looks to have wiped using a mask which was left perched on top of the excrement. I still have pictures somewhere.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #667 on: January 30, 2023, 04:30:34 PM »
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Iím sure you can stock up on masks from the clearance section of your favorite board company.

Soft material too.
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A year or so ago I was working in an office that had some issues with the locals so the bathrooms were locked with a code. I was walking up the stairs and discovered someone had pooped on the floor and looks to have wiped using a mask which was left perched on top of the excrement. I still have pictures somewhere.

Lemme guessÖ Bay Area?
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #668 on: January 31, 2023, 05:20:01 PM »
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Iím sure you can stock up on masks from the clearance section of your favorite board company.

Soft material too.
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A year or so ago I was working in an office that had some issues with the locals so the bathrooms were locked with a code. I was walking up the stairs and discovered someone had pooped on the floor and looks to have wiped using a mask which was left perched on top of the excrement. I still have pictures somewhere.
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Lemme guessÖ Bay Area?


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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #669 on: January 31, 2023, 09:34:47 PM »
what's the worst thing y'all have used to replace toilet paper when you don't have any? the furthest I've gone in searching for a suitable supplement is a paper towel, but thats not too bad. just feels like slightly grittier single ply

I once had to use the actual toilet roll, canít remember if it was at someoneís place or a public toilet, I got the initial wipe done with the last of the roll before noticing I had no backup.

I was smart about it though, tore it into little strips then kinda mashed it back together to make it softer. It got the job done without too much fuss.
Sure I couldíve used a sock, but Iím not sacrificing my socks for that, I love my socks.
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #670 on: March 02, 2023, 02:39:39 PM »
I pride myself in being prepared and I remember the disappointment I felt using kleenex which I had been carrying around for months in my skate bagÖÖ.

Sometimes too soft doesnít workÖÖ

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #671 on: March 02, 2023, 04:20:59 PM »
I used to carry around the accessory pack from an MRE which includes a packet of toilet paper and other useful items. Definitely came in handy once or twice.


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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #672 on: March 04, 2023, 05:21:41 AM »
I bought two bidets. The first one had temperature control but the sink line was blocked by cabinet shit. I put that downstairs and got a cold water one that just splits the water line into bidet/toilet bowl. You arenít getting toilet bowl water:

LUXE Bidet NEO 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment (Blue) https://a.co/d/cj4Ld4W

Theyíre under $40, so itís worth it. A medication was making me vomit/shit so much that I was bleeding from both ends. I got it because I thought I was wiping too hard, which wasnít the case. At least, Iím saving on toilet paper now.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #673 on: March 04, 2023, 08:15:11 PM »
I bought two bidets. The first one had temperature control but the sink line was blocked by cabinet shit. I put that downstairs and got a cold water one that just splits the water line into bidet/toilet bowl. You arenít getting toilet bowl water:

LUXE Bidet NEO 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment (Blue) https://a.co/d/cj4Ld4W

Theyíre under $40, so itís worth it. A medication was making me vomit/shit so much that I was bleeding from both ends. I got it because I thought I was wiping too hard, which wasnít the case. At least, Iím saving on toilet paper now.

down bad for this to elevate my butt crack hygiene to unseen levels.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #674 on: March 20, 2023, 12:32:39 PM »
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I bought two bidets. The first one had temperature control but the sink line was blocked by cabinet shit. I put that downstairs and got a cold water one that just splits the water line into bidet/toilet bowl. You arenít getting toilet bowl water:

LUXE Bidet NEO 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment (Blue) https://a.co/d/cj4Ld4W

Theyíre under $40, so itís worth it. A medication was making me vomit/shit so much that I was bleeding from both ends. I got it because I thought I was wiping too hard, which wasnít the case. At least, Iím saving on toilet paper now.
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down bad for this to elevate my butt crack hygiene to unseen levels.

I've wanted a bidet for a while but the recent south park episode pushed me over the edge. Hello Tushy had a Two pack deal with the hot water option (hot water is necessary) It's so nice I feel like a savage when I have to shit without it now.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #675 on: March 21, 2023, 08:32:22 AM »
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I bought two bidets. The first one had temperature control but the sink line was blocked by cabinet shit. I put that downstairs and got a cold water one that just splits the water line into bidet/toilet bowl. You arenít getting toilet bowl water:

LUXE Bidet NEO 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment (Blue) https://a.co/d/cj4Ld4W

Theyíre under $40, so itís worth it. A medication was making me vomit/shit so much that I was bleeding from both ends. I got it because I thought I was wiping too hard, which wasnít the case. At least, Iím saving on toilet paper now.
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down bad for this to elevate my butt crack hygiene to unseen levels.
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I've wanted a bidet for a while but the recent south park episode pushed me over the edge. Hello Tushy had a Two pack deal with the hot water option (hot water is necessary) It's so nice I feel like a savage when I have to shit without it now.

I need that. I'm tryna be like Randy Marsh with a nice little bidet so every time I shit I feel like a swanky bourgeois fuckface

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #676 on: March 23, 2023, 06:16:58 PM »
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I bought two bidets. The first one had temperature control but the sink line was blocked by cabinet shit. I put that downstairs and got a cold water one that just splits the water line into bidet/toilet bowl. You arenít getting toilet bowl water:

LUXE Bidet NEO 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment (Blue) https://a.co/d/cj4Ld4W

Theyíre under $40, so itís worth it. A medication was making me vomit/shit so much that I was bleeding from both ends. I got it because I thought I was wiping too hard, which wasnít the case. At least, Iím saving on toilet paper now.
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down bad for this to elevate my butt crack hygiene to unseen levels.
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I've wanted a bidet for a while but the recent south park episode pushed me over the edge. Hello Tushy had a Two pack deal with the hot water option (hot water is necessary) It's so nice I feel like a savage when I have to shit without it now.
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I need that. I'm tryna be like Randy Marsh with a nice little bidet so every time I shit I feel like a swanky bourgeois fuckface

I don't really feel swanky when I use it. But I do feel clean.